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BAWAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh well thank you for that explanation! Apparently I have been on the receiving end of one too many of these. . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

3 words: CLUE BY FOUR *also known as "Cluebat" ok, it isnt just me, several others dont get this either - can you explain in womanspeak?? . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

were sally and spot dogs? if so, then they fall under the 'i have a surprise for you story' and now how are you gonna get THAT mental image erased . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

Well you don't wanna come off as a slut do ya? Honestly, if he was anything like me, only I hope he has more social grace and lady-charm.... well hold that thought... I'd need to know what he's being vague about. OP, What was he being vague/indirect about!? as I understand it, flirting, going out on dates, numerous x-rated conversations and remarks directed at her, then when 'Jane' thinks she is accepting 'Dick's' advances (no pun intended - ok well maybe - a small one ) Dick acts as if there were no 'advances' for her to accept . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

consider yourself warned about the possible 'dangers' . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

"I have a surprise for you" seems to have favorable results...I hear . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

THAT is a gem right there . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

I think this male person is quite intelligent actually... here is the 'hypothetical scenario' DICK: hey you are pretty cool lets hang out JANE: cool ...... later, in the course of a conversation... DICK: I really like a woman who is smart, has green eyes, red hair, big breasts and plays ping pong JANE: well it is a good thing you met me then. ....... after many more meetings and x-rated topics later JANE: you want to come over for a sleepover DICK: why would you think that *names and situations and description changed slightly to protect the innocent (or not so innocent as the case may be ) . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

well this particular scenario, the GUY is the one not being clear the confusion is trying to determine if it is : 1 a strange coy mating ritual of some type 2 due to true lack of intellect 3 or a disconnect between the brain and the mouth anybody here try to be a tease and have it work?? Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

or are you really just-that-dumb/oblivious ??? is this a male courting ritual left only to the highly skilled or is the male brain not capable of that level of complex thought? Inquiring minds wanna know.

You have NO idea just how accurate that is!!!!!!! . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

some very good suggestions I had a cat that loved water and getting sprayed, so when she took a bite out of me one day, I thumped/flicked her ear. The look I got was absolutely priceless: "BITCH WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR!?!?!?!" She tried once more, got flicked again and that was the end of that.

I once had a cat that refused to let me sleep in late on weekend mornings. She tried everything to wake me but I would never budge... until she figured out licking my EYELASHES got me up in a hurry! . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

or ANY fighter pilot . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

Um, it is a sport where 'ass whuupins' are required regularly how are you surprised . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

NO KIDDING!!!! I had a discussion this week with someone who tried her best to convince me what I needed to be happy was someone 'to take complete care of me" - she didn't get the part where that was only what SHE wanted and that would not make everyone (especially me) happy. I argued till I was blue in the face, she still never got it. . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

are you serious? ok, imagine someone comes up to you and says 'hey whats a dikfor" that help? . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

really long book? warm milk? lots of turkey? I dunno, I usually sleep best when I am exhausted - is there some type of physcial activity you could do? . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

classic!!!! Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

or 5. really big rock fell and hit him in the head Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

wow, how did you see her to bathe her, I don't see a thing! . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

Broke a bone in my wrist when it hit the 3-ring and I swear my uterus is laying in the woods there . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

My surgeon, the anesthesia people and myself found out in the OR mine had been misread by 2 different hospitals, and he sent them off after the fact and 4 other hospitals read them with the same error. It really did look like "X" but was "Y" - but surgeons tend to panic a bit when they have you open and the 'torn' part is completely intact and looks perfect especially when you are awake and watching the procedure on the monitor . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

They are never wrong, but sometimes misinterpreted . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

yes, but it might have mistaken her teacup chihuahua as a rodent although some days, she might feel like offering him to the snake . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...