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Hehee! I hear you on that one, brother. ~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

Pretty ugly Or, in the spirit of the holidays... Wise men ~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

Now that's a silly question. Funny thing is, there is actually a perfectly good, medical explanation. My brother's fiancee is a nurse and she and I were talking about this. The term 'adrenaline junkie' is not too far off. Some people actually become addicted to the adrenaline rush. Just like any other drug, they will start to crave it. Some people will actually become irrational if they don't get it. ~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

Jeeeeez.... That just made me sick. That was even worse than the 'Why women shouldn't have online affairs' post. If it were me, I would have preferred to go out with the heli. ~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

That's just not right..... ~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

Let's see.... This is a tought one.... hmmm.... How about.... a skydiver? ~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

How about rich skydiver? I just don't see that happening... ::grin:: ~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

What else ya got? __________________________________________________ Well shoot... you got me there ::grin:: But I figured I would make a trip to my home DZ this weekend so I can get eveything signed off. I just have a few more things that haven't been signed. Besides, not a member just yet ::wink:: ~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

Hehee, that is too funny. I would definitely kill him if that was me, but seeing it happen to someone else... No just kidding. You poor thing. What was your altitude? What a waste of perfectly good free fall. Hookitt, you are the devil! ::wink:: ~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

Ok, you know what? Even I could go for one of those! Someone to pack my rig, pay for my jumps, and bring me beer? Male or female, it wouldn't matter to me! What else could anyone ask for? ;) ~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

Eek... Not a big fan of natural disasters. Fortunately, we Ohioans don't have to worry too much about earthquakes. It's the tornados that give me the heebie-jeebies. ~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

Yikes... Let this be a lesson to all wild life... 'Planes are not toys.' I must agree, I was expecting a tasteless joke. Still, not offended, just shocked ;) ~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

Wow, that would be awesome. Unfortunately, I am such a bum that I haven't bothered sending away for my license yet (I really need to get on that). Maybe next time. You kiddies all enjoy yourselves! ~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

FYI, i sing in the morning, not at night.

I'm sorry, Val. That's such a bummer. I hope you didn't have anything on there that shouldn't be viewed by the innocent... Wait, I take that back. I hope you didn't have too much on there that shouldn't be viewed by the innocent. I know the former statement is pointless ;) ~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

Yes! I forgot to add that part! Thanks for letting us trash your place! I'm just glad that Christmas parties aren't included in year end videos! ------------------------------------------------------------ Yes, that is something I wanted to comment on as well. Jim and Lee are very trusting souls to even consider letting the likes of us run amuck in their house. I mean, who better than those two would know what to expect ;) And Kelly, too. Even though I pretty much fell asleep as soon as I hit your couch, it was very kind of you to welcome me into your home. Guys, this was definitely one of the best parties I have ever attended. I am sorry I didn't bring more jello shots. A friend gave me an idea that will make them easier to package, so next time... Oh, by the way Val, Eric told me something last night that I didn't remember happening. I'm sure you probably don't either, but you will get a hoot out of it. If you want, you should give me your number and I'll fill you in ;) ~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

I dunno Phree, your woman sure added to that toast!!! RECAP: The toast is over, everyone's ready to drink, and she yells out "AND GOOD SEX!!" ----------------------------------------------------------- Hey now, someone had to say it! No one else seemed to have the balls, I was only saying what everyone was thinking. Val, you are definitely the coolest person I have met in a long time. I am anxiously awaiting your return. You made the night more interesting than I could imagine. I really wish I could remember some of the revelations we came up with... oh well, maybe someone over heard us and is discovering the cure for cancer as we speak. As for Lee... I hope she isn't too mad at me, but she seemed ok with everything. I am still going to steal Wee Bit... That is definitely one of the coolest little dogs I have ever met... Ok, now I am just rambling, I think this cold is really effecting me. We really need to have another get together very soon. I don't think I am going to be able to get through this winter without. ~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

I wonder if prison food is better than McDonald's... ~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

QuoteI got a space heater once, from my s/o, cuz I am always cold Hmm... I'm always cold, too. My space heater blew up on me... I guess cranked on full blast 24/7 wasn't good for it ;P ~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

Hey... I have a cat named Poo-nanny... Sheesh, that was bloody awful. What a cruel trick to play on a curious skydiver who never listens.... ~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

March 11, 2042 at the age of 59 years old On that date you will most likely die from: Horrible Accident (19%) Alcoholism (19%) Cancer (16%) Drowning (11%) Alien Abduction (7%) Heart Attack (6%) Wow... This is sooo good. Everyone knows I am the biggest klutz in the world, horrible accident is definitely most probable ::wink:: On the other hand, alcoholism is matching horrible accident... Me? I don't drink. (Those of you who know me better keep your mouths shut!). Quite scary... really ::grin:: ~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

I am a supervisor at my company, so I try to get on when I am monitoring from my desk. The only problem is my boss's office was right behind my desk. Well, on Monday I just got a promotion to a different department and guess what? No one's behind me now!!! Woo-hoo! More chances to take advantage of my company and get paid for chatting with skydivers! ::wicked grin:: ~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

BTW, why no jumping today Rach?? You know, the usual... Places to go, people to see... (actually still have to get shoes to go with my dress for tonight and finish making jello shots... ::wicked grin::) But with any luck, I'll be up in the plane tomorrow. (That's if we have enough people not too hung over from tonight ::wink::). ~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

He hee... Jerry, that sounds about right. Now, as many of my friends from the DZ know, I'm am far from the most graceful thing on earth. I have a tendency to trip over anything (and I mean anything) that is in the area. Sometimes If I can't find anything to trip over, the straight, even ground will do just fine. I also have a tendency to walk into doors, hit my head on low hanging objects, and on rare occasions (hence the nick name Karma) skydive into cars. This is all fine and dandy for a gal who loves to ski, but there is no possible way anyone is going to stick my feet to the same daggone board and expect me to stand, let alone fly down a slope, when I can barely function with both feet mobile as it is! For those of you who do snowboard, kudos to you, I am impressed. I'm not trying to knock the sport, just my own ability (or lack thereof) in it. ;) ~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

You know, while we are on the subject, let me point out something interesting... Did you know it is the only word in the english dictionary that can be used as a noun, adjective, and verb? Example: "F**k you, you f**king f**k!" ...and it just sounds so pretty too! ;) ~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time.