cocheese

Don't let a woman try to put logic in your love. If it was the other way around (male instructor with female student) we would have to do that, but this is a unique case and you need to get it together. You can get this girl. Now pay attention to her even if this is the only time you ever listen to her again. You have to impress her with your listening skills first. (meanwhile go to a tunnel and max your credit cards)

I quit facebook. My friends drive me nuts. So what's wrong honey? You need to gym, tan, laundry? or whatever they do in Jersey? Ah well, I'm here if you need some cheese to go with the wine.

I think you would pass the jump if you don't chip a tooth.

Simple. A boobie prize. Get something boobie shaped for the trophy. And when someone does something that is just plain "tittys", well, here's your prize.

I don't know, but you have to hold down everything for 3 seconds if you are using a start button to shut shit off these days.

Dude, you're a genius

Yes. I would hold the button for 3 seconds or the same way I started it. But going 100mph in an out of control car is like water landings. And what is the first rule in water landings? Avoid them! Ok now stop the problem before you get to 100mph. Hell, turn on the air conditioner and toss your pilot chute out da window. Whatever it takes. But don't just sit there and let a car take your life and few others.

Will you settle for just blonde if I get a chunky metal watch and some board shorts?

All right, I'll do my best.

I don't have enough idle time to be thinking about check valves. KIDDING! You know I love you guys.

See, guys, when she thought I was sweet, she was all like Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. But call her a bish at the right time and she thinks you're all bad and she's all like "Call me one of these nights. We haven't talked in FOREVER!! " Bishes.

Does Cocheese even have her number?

Yer da one dat was gonna bish slap me for axin if yer swingle.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/thejaredholland/214279544/

But it looks like a "NO" for me.

Whatever. Enjoy your crash.

So are you single or not?

I would like to think that any skydiver could safely stop a 100mph vehicle.... even if the throttle was stuck wide open, transmission stuck, and ignition wired to stay on.

Lame excuse not to try it.

I don't worry about you. But I fear the road for reasons you have stated.

Please give a reason why you thought it couldn't be done. This lack of knowledge or common sense is not good. So you would have called 911 as well?

That's right. You were a Swervinatrix.

All great men will die. But a few will live forever. The moon now has a soul.

Yea right. Once a smutkateer, always a smutkateer.