aviatrix

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  1. Ate fast food again Hail damage on my buttocks Must go to the gym
  2. How about the Latvian national anthem...how does that go again?
  3. Who are you, Aviatrix? You jump at Elsinore? Well...I just moved to Socal recently, so Elsinore is my new home. I haven't jumped in quite a few weeks but I'm gonna be out there Sunday...Maybe I'll see ya there!
  4. I am now known as Janky Cock Wacka
  5. Ohh yeah...it's a jungle down there!
  6. Well my mott is "panties are for pussies...go commando!" However, if I HAVE to choose...I'm going with grannie 'cuz they hide that 70's shag muff of mine. Man, I need to get a hair cut.
  7. BTW That's is the CUTEST picture of you two, Liz! I wish I could've been there!
  8. Okay, now I have to take credit for teaching Gork how to dance (and give some credit to lizzie b too)...especially for the spin dance...
  9. I miss my heinies You girls should come to see me We need to go play!
  10. Spam, spam who loves spam Nothing like meat in a can What any girl needs
  11. Yes, he's gonna imitate the circle turned masterpiece by us and a bic pen at the nuthouse...although I'm not sure it will be as good as the original.
  12. Flight Instructor by day...Fluffer by night.
  13. aviatrix

    Haiku?

    Where is my Fernet? I need to go to the bar. Damn you big Andy!
  14. 1. Get established at Elsinore. 2. Learn to Surf. 3. Learn to wakeboard & snowboard better. 4. Go out lots more. 5. Drink lots more. 6. Undress & molest guys at the bar more (although it will be a little more difficult without the assistance from LizzieB)!
  15. Do you kiss Kira's mother with that mouth?
  16. So your saying your gonna whack him off at the Nut this Thursday?
  17. Ahh Simon...you are now one of us...a Hollister Heinie! Do you wanna come to the 'Chicks Rock' boogie with us?
  18. H-bomb in da house! Lizze aren't you proud...I finally posted! We'll be there with boobs on! (oh, wait, I left mine in Hollister)
  19. I'm in! I was told I had to post (although I already saw my name on the list)...so here! I'm bringin' Lizzie with me...P-daddy - do ya need a lift?