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First I started with some Abba crap.... then I moved to the theme from A team... now I am stuck on Knight Rider, with that stupid ass voice-over running through my head. Help me. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Actually it is a fabulous existence. Maybe one day you will know that kind of joy, but prolly not. Sucks to be you, buddy! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Hi-fricken-larious __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

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Latvia here. We rock. NATO is now like 100% better because of us. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Congrats on that 1000th jump stuff... but did you see my kick ass dock on the sunset load? Didja?! Didn't reach or nothing. I rock. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Naw, just stay away. This weekend sucked ass. I mean, the weather was beautiful, the grass is still green, and the jumps were pretty nice. Why bother coming out? Obviously I am just kidding in my lovely wise-fuck way, not like I am out there religiously either, but it WAS a pretty fun weekend. Take a chance. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

You just described almost every skydiving dream I have ever had, with the exception of one that was pretty horrific and I do not care to share. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Well, I am sure that in the next 2 months our schedules will coincide... still be planning on showing up Sunday after all! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Said it in PM, say it again here... That is hecka cool and congrats! Funny, you laughed about your eligibility to teach computer stuff and that ends up being your assignment. I know you will kick ass over there and take no prisoners. KILL 'EM, STAB 'EM!! oh wait, sorry... wrong Corps... I know you will do great over there. TEACH 'EM, EDUCATE 'EM!!!! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Pop... can you give me lessons in "pimping" and "putting the smack down on hoes"? I also hear I should try to learn something about "putting the 'boo' in your 'booty'", but I am not sure what exactly that entails.... Please let me know. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

jellyfish mock me brought my bb gun today Die cnidarians!! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

lava lamp bulb broke cube is that much drearier wish I was outside __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

oh yeah?! At least my frame is aluminum... stupid steel frame girl __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

I'll jump your pack job, no prob... not on my canopy but if you pack up a rental I'd have no problem putting it on my back... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

yeah yeah.... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

No... I think "I think I'll come out and try to figure out my canopy" is a little more appropriate for me... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Yeah, well... whatever. Frankly I am more embarassed that I used a phrase like "get my swoop on" than I am about frightening children... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

I am thinking Sunday... prolly ride Saturday, maybe go to Petey's beach thing Saturday, etc. etc. Wanna see if I can get my swoop on a bit this weekend.... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Is a hippy that shops at discount stores... Oops, wrong thread. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Fuck the jellies. I hate them. They have caught onto me and swim deep when I go out on the balcony with my sack of rocks.... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

In Redwood City it is rainy and all the jellies are sad. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Best is the one where they have to jump from spinning log to spinning log... loads of kick ass wipe-outs on that one... sinkers n floaters is a close second.. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Ohhh.. I got your voicemail, but all you said was, "whoghggtyu". I thought something had fallen on you so I ignored it. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Thanks for making my point! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?