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Yeah. I am sure it was a sad sad sight... As you know I try to limit myself to the no-foot-movement "bake and shake" at Phish shows.... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

It WAS pretty gawdamn fun. I recall I danced (or as close as I can get to it), so I must have been REALLY spackled last night. Thanks for the invite. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

You are going to make me hurl __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Went to a MG shindig last night. Still a little out of it. OK, a lot out of it. I've been emailing gibberish all fricken morning, my manager is like, "WTF is wrong with you?!" I can't exactly tell her, "Sorry, I am still drunk, baby!" I want to go to sleep. Quarter end be damned. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

It's probably something you did. Just like when it rains, it's god crying for something YOU did. Just kidding. I don't believe in god. But I still think you are connected with unpleasant weather somehow. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

yes, it is better it brings out your munchkin-ness as well as cute-ness __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

her butt is awesome jeans make it that much better girls, show me your tush __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Lizzie's avatar Freaks me out with that weird hand please change the picture __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

wow, these are a hoot Work sucks except for: Girl with nice butt walking by I like her Levis __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Mike Freeeeze, You are cool Except when you eat my soup Get your own Campbells __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

My first Haiku ever: Haiku Haiku Hai Haiku Haiku Haiku Hai Haiku Haiku Hai __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Yes, Japan and Germany would surely have cooked off another WW if it weren't for us!!! Damn those Krauts! I bet they are massing in the Argonne right NOW!!! Hell yeah, policemen of the world!! Fuckin A Baby! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Line up everyone you work with in the office, facing you. Then, as in "Half-Baked", just go down the line: "Fuck You, Fuck You, Fuck You, You're Cool, Fuck you, Fuck you..." __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

I am a rigger and I have some input: When you eject a parachute comes out and the man is attached to the parachute and then I saw the parchute and then the man went "whooosh!" out of the plane and landed with the parachute and the plane went "bang-boom-ka-blewwy!". I like ejection seats and parachutes and I wish mommy had one in her car! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

... and use "Clintrial" software? Please PM me... Jesus, I gotta suck at my job when I am seeking help in Talk Back.... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

My only comment is: (looking at the photo caption) How does one become a "former Vietnam vet?" __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Damn you! I actually drove a Pacer for awhile... girls called it the "bubble-car". Yes, I was quite the stud __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

ha ha got me there! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Give me a break! You should be able to trust the federal fucking government! When I joined the Marines, and was told, look here kid, your MOS is 0844 Forward Observer (when 0844s really work in the FDC), I was fucking lied to! Are you really saying people don't get screwed by their recruiters? I have known many!!! Including myself. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Well, I think the fact that RF was NOT drafted during a period of war indicates that the draft takes this sort of stuff into consideration. He WAS of military age before he went to Los Alamos... did you read about how he got 4Fed from the draft after the war for being crazy? Fricken hilarious! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Yes and no. Does it sometimes occur to me while I am driving that, "wow, my ass is 18" off the road and I am doing 80mph right next to a truck that could squash the shit out of me of the driver fucks up." Yes it does. Do I find it to be highly manageable risk. Yes. If you think hard enuff, life itself is "life and death". My point was that I don't care how on top of it you are in the BASE world, complacency will kill the living shit out of you on a skydive. I am not sure DDog is really that complacent, but it sounded like he was. Tommy Piras and other lesser known but "on it" dead guys would attest to my statement. Is BASE more dangerous than skydiving? Hell yes! I would never detract from the BASE communities "extreme - MT Dew Drinking - danger people" reputation. Just be careful in all your aeronautic adventures. MMkay? __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

I'm Rick James, Bitch!! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Joking right? Tell me you are kidding> Yes, we can fight an effective 2 front war, as long as one of them involves Nukes. Well not quite that bad, but getting there... Tell you what, without the draft, the military reserves are going to see (and are now beginning to see) a major exodus. Reserves are a MAJOR part of the overall force structure. Therefore, they are constantly deployed, away from their families, and overall are jerked around with constantly extended tours. We are taking NG armour brigades, giving them shake and bake MP classes and sending them over. How many of those guys are going to re-up? We are massively over extended right now, between Iraq, Afghanistan, Europe, Balkans, and the Korean Peninsula. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

See my previous posts and junk, I am not a lilly-livered pansy, etc etc. But I am always amazed when people paint the Iraq war as some stupendous military operation. Not to cast aspersions on the efforts of our guys in the military right now, but the Iraqi military basically melted away and either gave up or fought as irregulars. Don't get all hissy-fitty. I know there were some REAL honest to god firefights and real fighting in some places, but some people equate the drive to Baghdad with the Soviet drive on Berlin or the breakout in Normandy, and there is just NO comparison... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

I was in the Marine Reserves for 6x2, in an arty unit. We were "alerted" twice for possible activation, once for Bosnia, and once for when things were looking REALLY bad with N Korea (this was 94-95). I was not that fired up about going to either, Korea would be just ugly ugly ugly, and I did not enlist to perform peacekeeping ops. But I would have gone, since my uniform said "USMC", not "USMC Only When I Agree" __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?