numbknuckle

Hi That poem does a better job at stirring emotions than my favorite 1 minute videos. Your wife really did "catch the essence of the jump".

Right-on. Now you know... GQ has got to be the coolest bro. oh, I'll have a Stone Ale... (homer voice) mmmmbeer auhghg

I know im a little late the subject has strayed-but I just woke up. I would suggest looking at a few artists photo albums and find one whose style you really dig. Find the best artist you can and tell / show him what you want. Give him some time to design it (a few minutes-a few days) and get an original piece that you will really love. Flash is cool but custom jobs are... one of a kind.

like this

if you grab her with your right hand and shes facing to the right, grab alot of skin-and rotate your palm upwards so that her head tiltsback a tad. Her feet should just spread and dangle. see my cat is still. if you have time, i could go grab a camera

Since bikes r being discussed, I've got a quick question too. If you cant test ride em, how do you know its what you want? the reason I ask is I had a Honda250 duel purpose that was super top heavy-sold it a year later. Also had a over used Ninja650 for a minute but didn't keep it either. I want another one but *shrug

"Scruff the kitty bitch" Grab her firmly by the back of the neck, like mama kitty. it dosen't hurt em and the dont move much

tear it up

I think the "Plastic Bubble Duct Tape" theroy is alot like the "Duck and Cover" for the Atom bomb back in the day. Got lots o food & water though. ~and big black boots for kicking ass.

is there Cliff Notes for that thing? What I read sounded good.

hey, where did our little icon thingies go?

thats what im talkin about. I gotta climb into my coffin for a few minutes so I don't poop out on my hamster wheel later on.

oh jeez, i gotta get up for work in 2 hours. #&%@!

Are you one o them folks that thinks the world is round HA and that it's day time some where else haHA

Why the hell are there posts at this hour?!? Go to sleep and post during bussiness hours. ...danm vampires

One of the many times I gargled dirt, The DZO was watching and had choice words for me. He's all " You almost broke your femer and you arm reaching for the ground like that. You pointed your leg at the ground and then pointed your hand which only turns you harder. You gotta think like a pilot of a plane, and fly your canopy all the way in, no mistakes. Look straight ahead, not down, and make adjustments. If you point at the ground, thats where you'll go, and thats what you'll break. Fly it in like a pilot flys a plane." Thats been some of the best advice I've had. I SO don't want a broken bone, much less a femer. Pain SUUUUUUCKS! Fly it like a plane. I ate it last week too, though. My slow ass legs betrayed me... or my short late flair... I down sized... or was it my...

There were killer pix of the crotch floss in the nude gallery that my friend at werk never got to see. Some bad bad person took em outAnyone have those handy?

Nice tats! The symbolizim is rightous. I dig everyone elses too. I felt like I had ta post mine too. I used to think of money in terms of tats, now money represents jumps...hmmm

some things are never forgoten... forgetted... forgate

Year of the cock. thats a rooster, right? Why couldn't I have been born on a cooler year? Here comes the rooster...

Death clock said i'd die on Friday, March 27, 2026. The hairy nipple one said i'd die on Feb. 16 2025, 55 yrs most likely from a heart attack. I had hoped to live long enough that my kids could change my diapers. Paybacks are a mother. The dead mail at Death clock is pretty funny. I like how he posts their e-mail address.

Damn you guys with a nice view. *shrug I can see my truck from my door... and a wall... the DZ is an hour away...Damn! the plus is im only a couple miles from the beach.

Congrats Katiebear !

see, told ya. son 2 just woke up.

OOoohhh! BURN ! ! !