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Barking Spider

Fart!

Small world.....my paternal grandmother was born and raised in Palermo. But my ladies have always been quite satisfied with just the one. Don You must be a great guy!! As a rule, I never date Italians/Sicilians. Life lessons. So you're telling me I have a chance? We don't even know who you are, Secret Squirrel. Remember that scene from "Dumb and Dumber" when Lloyd goes "so you're telling me i have a chance (1 out of 1million)". That was this was in reference to

"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line." Inconceivable

Small world.....my paternal grandmother was born and raised in Palermo. But my ladies have always been quite satisfied with just the one. Don You must be a great guy!! As a rule, I never date Italians/Sicilians. Life lessons. So you're telling me I have a chance?

Internet Explorer Monkeys at keyboards is not engineering. Obamacare Website Joke

Internet Explorer Monkeys at keyboards is not engineering. LOL! Coming from a software eng. background that can't be more true!

SPeaking of painful to watch how about those Kings!! if they win game 7 it'll be one of the greatest comeback stories in sports history. Their comeback will rival those comebacks of the following: Michael Jordan's return to basketball after his retirement. Brett Favvvreee's comeback road in his 40's (lol, really?, LOL!) Notre Dame's Rudy.

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Sexy

Reminds me of that scene in the bathroom from the movie "Something about Mary"

Panda Express (authentic Chinese food, nom nom nom)

I beg to differ, sir. I think the vagina is one of the most beautiful things ever invented. It would have to depend on the age and condition/cleanliness. All body parts, of both sexes, depend on that. LOL!! True! Smegma never helps anyone OMG! Get a freaking circumcision! I've probably just insulted half the forum. Sorry. LOL, well, it's not as bad as everyone thinks. I do wash it everyday. "Cleanliness is next to Godliness"

Lead-Based Toys (children toys NOT adult toys you pervs! )

Query *ughhh*

I wish you were my dad!

ok, i do curls @ the squat rack

I'm picky as hell. Being picky saves me from needing to bitch. My days of training boys are long gone. Well, that's half the problem. Way to many ladies are looking for a boyfriend. If ladies want a manfriend than that's me

East Coast? They're not even in the Eastern Conference. Oh, but you know what i meant

I'm not about west coast and east coast. I do like my Kings but if i had an east coast team it would be the B'Hawks. Their line is amazing with that leprachaun looking Kane (no disrespect, but c'mon Kane looks like a leprachan when he grows out his beard ), Hossa, Saad, and Toews. Kings needs to fire Quick....was it his fault the Kings lost? not really, but he's touted as the #1 goalie...like 3 years ago. He's lost his edge and the defensive line needs work. @this point i want B'hawks to win the cup.

What? Where? haven't found one

I'm picky as hell. Being picky saves me from needing to bitch. My days of training boys are long gone. Well, that's half the problem. Way to many ladies are looking for a boyfriend. If ladies want a manfriend than that's me

I beg to differ, sir. I think the vagina is one of the most beautiful things ever invented. It would have to depend on the age and condition/cleanliness. All body parts, of both sexes, depend on that. LOL!! True! Smegma never helps anyone

As much as this is what I always go for, every time a girl has told me that's what they want, in the end what they really meant is "I want someone to complain to about everything 360 days of the year... The remaining days we can go and have fun and be playful". ;) As for the topic title, pretty sure I could write a book on that. LOL! Best reply to a forum award! All too true! or wait..should be this face wait..needs more sadness

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