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  1. what exactly is a "horney gorilla"? __________________________________________________ If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  2. i would have to say, search for a post about a "free cat" __________________________________________________ If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  3. supper gone wrong...when my son came into the house last sun and asked, "what smells like burnt pizza", pizza im not making pizza..im cooking carrots. If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  4. fantastic pic....though it makes you wonder what was going through the captains head when he saw that, im thinking "holy shit" __________________________________________________ If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  5. 10,473 76% have a purer soul than i.. i am a bad boy... __________________________________________________ If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  6. 6,10,15,27,32(ruins in mexico, does that count?),47,48,49,50. If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  7. Q: Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids? A: Every time his wife gets "hot" he throws dirt on her and hits her with a shovel. __________________________________________________ If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  8. where do you find this shit..once again rotflmao __________________________________________________ If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  9. 47 and holding here, and yes still get the jitters, im such a wuss. If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  10. schattenjaeger said it all. "home sick anvil" a line i hear every now and again when describing someone with a fast fallrate. sorry if there was any confusion. If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  11. someone has WAY to much time on there hands. __________________________________________________ If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  12. you will definetly be in the "home sick anvil" club..best of luck to ya __________________________________________________ If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  13. "freefall" here also. is that a bad thing? If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  14. turtlespeed, i all i can say is, that is just wrong.. If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  15. that is frikin hilarious..gonna remeber that one If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  16. who would have ever guessed? i always just assumed.. If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  17. alchemy rocks!!! If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  18. yuppers, bored on my end also If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  19. work seems to be alittle less painfuloh and my knee too..anyone else on the painkillers right now..gotta love em eh... If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  20. felt a little disapointed with my "o" but i could tell i REALLY pushed her buttons...LOL __________________________________________________ If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  21. the way i see it- if you live, all is good, no worries... if you die, yea your fucked.. __________________________________________________ If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  22. my personal fav, is to tell the telemarketer that i am very interested in "whatever" they are trying to sell, but ask if they could just hold on for one second, i then set the phone down, walk away, come back about five minutes later (usually they are still there) and tell them yes i am defintly interested, but to please be patient and hold on for one more minute, then walk away, return again about five minutes later, usually after that they will hang up, if they are still there, tell them you changed you mind and are no longer interested and ask to be put on there no call list __________________________________________________ If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  23. hell i will be the one, since everyone else is saying to get the rig. get the BOOB job...boobies boobies boobies... __________________________________________________ If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  24. i read that book, quite disturbing the description of conditions at meat packing plants during that period. since you read the book i bet you now think twice about eatizng canned meat.. If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!