Vertifly 0 #1 May 24, 2004 I wasn't sure where to post this. World-records, gender controversy, and event announcements all seem like a suitable subject for other forum topics. However, we're dipping into combined issues on this, so General Discussions seems appropriate for now. The subject of doing a CO-ED New Jersey State Record Spandex jump has made its way to the forum and to the DZ . Why would someone ever come up with such a ridiculous idea? Why not just go naked? If this sounds like a joke, a woman's issue, or funny bonfire topic, please rest assured that the people involved are VERY serious about this. For more info, see THIS and other associated LINKS . Regardless of the debates on this subject, the idea has been thrown around a lot (mostly at the DZ but also here at DZ.com). Now we have the perfect excuse to follow through with it and to not look stupid while topping the charts. It's no longer a dream, it is a reality... The CO-ED New Jersey State Record Spandex Jump is here! That's right! In an effort to NOT make any point what-so-ever.... to promote lack-of-meaning of anykind.... and to further along a sense of confusion in the world.... the two longest running members of TEAM SWOOO have agreed to perform a CO-ED New Jersey State Record Spandex Jump with me. I can't wait. As part of my club initiation into Team Swooo (currently/exclusively a women's only skydiving club), Alcarterra, StaceyH, and I will go down in history as being Tthe Largest Co-ed Spandex Hybrid Skydive ever to fall over New Jersey. (this may actually be a world-record but authorities are still looking into it) Place: Crosskeys Date: June 5th Rain Date: Morning of June 6th Ok SWOOO-ladies, can you handle my junk in spandex!!!??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdfreefly 1 #2 May 25, 2004 Quote Ok ladies, can you handle my junk in spandex!!!??? Too...many...jokes...can't...choose...one... going....to...faint....from....internal.....laughter Methane Freefly - got stink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alcarterra 0 #3 May 25, 2004 QuoteIn an effort to NOT make any point what-so-ever.... to promote lack-of-meaning of anykind.... and to further along a sense of confusion in the world.... the two longest running members of TEAM SWOOO have agreed to perform a CO-ED New Jersey State Record Spandex Jump with me. I can't wait. As part of my club initiation into Team SwooO (currently/exclusively a women's only skydiving club), Alcarterra, StaceyH, and I will go down in history as being Tthe Largest Co-ed Spandex Hybrid Skydive ever to fall over New Jersey. (this may actually be a world-record but authorities are still looking into it) WooHoo!!! CO-ED Spandex Jump !!!!! Actually, Team Swooo doesn't discriminate...the founding team members are just women...and well, we can't swoop, but you should see us SWOOO...anyone can become a Swooo member, the only requirement is you jump with us...and only you Dave get the spandex jump. Hehe...this jump is gonna be funny... alyson team swooo swooo #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
staceyH 0 #4 May 25, 2004 Cant wait till the spandex jump!!! This is going to be so much better than I imagined!! What more can a girl (or a guy) ask for than to see Dave in SPANDEX!! and alyson is correct, team swooo does not discriminate, guys are more than welcome, although there seems to be some lack of participation from the men (especially dave) because they think people might not believe than can do a real swoop if they are part of team swooo. anyway, i can't wait till june 5th Me and Alyson better get shopping for some hot looking spandex!! -Stacey team swooo swooo #1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #5 May 25, 2004 Quotealthough there seems to be some lack of participation from the men (especially dave) because they think people might not believe than can do a real swoop if they are part of team swooo. There HAS been a lack of participation from men with the SWOOO organization. I am here to change ALL of that. By being the first male member of SWOOO nothing will EVER be the same again. Please look for us on June 5th while we make indiscriminate history!!! Disclosure: 359.305 Disclosure statements required: disclaimer; exception for reproduction: (1) Persons engaged in calling a team swooo member a 'non-swooper', shall never jump with that team swooo member again, and continue to praise any swooo member as a swooper having been otherwise noted, unless the person furnishes the team swooo member a certificate or a written apology or receipt for the team swooo service rendered which clearly and conspicuously discloses and warrants all swooping at the DZ under any set forth rule; particularly team swooo stipluation # 359.310. (2) If the swooper disclaims knowledge as to being a member of team swooo and any information set forth in Swooo Rule # 376.253, the swooper shall so state specifically and categorically with regard to each such swooo team member that they are no longer a swooper and now just a swooo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
staceyH 0 #6 May 25, 2004 Quote Disclosure: 359.305 Disclosure statements required: disclaimer; exception for reproduction. (1) Persons engaged in calling a team swooo member a 'non-swooper', shall never jump with that team swooo member again, and continue to praise any swooo member as a swooper having been otherwise noted, unless the person furnishes the team swooo member a certificate or a written apology or receipt for the team swooo service rendered which clearly and conspicuously discloses and warrants all swooping at the DZ under any set forth rule; particularly team swooo stipluation # 359.310. (2) If the swooper disclaims knowledge as to being a member of team swooo and any information set forth in Swooo Rule # 376.253, the swooper shall so state specifically and categorically with regard to each such swooo team member that they are no longer a swooper and now just a swoo. ok dave, we are really quite confused by the disclaimer, but we like it anyway. i am at alyson's and we are laughing histerically reading the disclaimer. when you become a swooo (three o's not two, "swooo"-get it right bitch!!) member, we assign random numbers on the plane, yours should be 359.305, if that's ok with you (but you don't really have a choice-bitch) oh, and about your junk, BRING IT ON bitch!!!!!! i bet it looks great in black and pink spandex oooh baby!!!! -Stacey team swooo swooo #1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #7 May 25, 2004 Quoteoh, and about your junk, BRING IT ON bitch!!!!!! i bet it looks great in black and pink spandex oooh baby!!!! That's it! I'm lookin for black spandex with a pink junk area. LOL ps. sorry about the swoo and not swooo...i am a newbie. SWOOO ... (P) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #8 May 25, 2004 Quote Ok SWOOO-ladies, can you handle my junk in spandex!!!??? Note to self: June 5 & 6 - Be anywhere but Cross Keys. Avoid junk in spandex at all costs. Oh sweet Jesus! I just remembered! I might actually HAVE to be there that day as I have a friend doing her first tandem that weekend I think I'll just hang around in Square3 until its all over...__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kris12 0 #9 May 25, 2004 QuotePlace: Crosskeys Date: June 5th Rain Date: Morning of June 6th Dave, Alyson and Stacy - I am so disappointed that I am not going to get to see Dave in spandex! I have a wedding to go to that day. Please, pretty please with a cherry on top, make sure there is plenty of video of Dave in spandex! Swooo #3 - kristen swooo #3 MB #3587 P.M.S. #66 "so let go, jump in...what're you waiting for? it's all right 'cause there's beauty in the breakdown" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudderow 2 #10 May 26, 2004 wow. should have waited another week or so to move back down to MD. sooooooo sorry i'm gonna miss this. someone had better get video!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #11 May 26, 2004 The record event is actually growing. It looks like the DZ will be adding it to the web site schedule soon. LOL The DZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #12 June 1, 2004 We have confirmation on Alyson and Stacy's spandexes of choice. I'm am attaching them here. Believe it or not, the suits are even going to match their containers. I have my eye on something special for our little event. However, the unveiling will not be until a couple of days before the jump. Plans for the New Jersey Spandex Record may be changed to happen during the Sussex Boogie. But if it doesn't occur then, we will reschedule for th 26th of June. Don't you just love their spandex of choice. It's so SWOOO. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alcarterra 0 #13 June 6, 2004 The Co-Ed NJ State Spandex jump will be rescheduled due to rain to a later date, to be posted shortly (possibly during the Swooo Boogie). alyson and stacey team swooo swooo #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
