Jasmin 0 #1 July 8, 2003 How's this for unlucky???!!!!!!!! A boy at the dz breaks 2 of my ribs: 6 weeks off... Thanks Charlie!!! Ex-bf's bro breaks my hand: 2 weeks off... Thanks Jonno!!! Study for exams for 2 subjects I wasn't meant to do at a uni I'm on leave from:3 weeks... Thanks Anatoly!!!(miss out on doing a jump in Melbourne, Australia) Jogging Thu night and get hit by car: 2-3 weeks off, miss out on doing a jump in Melbourne, AGAIN!! Also have bruised internals, strained rotator cuff muscles and superficial bruising (ie pain!!!! Can't even dress my self without being in pain!!!) Summary? Stay away from boys: they hurt you!! Don't pick a fight with a car....I've tried twice and ended up in emergency twice!!! Blue skies all...pray my luck improves!xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeDiver 0 #2 July 8, 2003 I would not be jumping out of airplanes if I were you better await good times first Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasmin 0 #3 July 8, 2003 Oh but wait, it gets better!!! bf joined the army gf went to the USA And not long b4 the broken ribs, my mate packed me a total!??!! Me thinks I'm having a bout of karma from my last life!!!?!xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #4 July 8, 2003 I think you should take up something like finger painting with nontoxic tempura paints or maybe macaronni art and white paste Don't worry, it can only get better."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #5 July 8, 2003 Wasn't your story an inspiration for an episode of Looney Tunes? (Sylvester and The Bulldog) Get well soon.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dterrick 0 #6 July 8, 2003 um, wow Jasmin ...Now for inspiration, remember the Police song from the late 70's? ... QuoteON ANY OTHER DAY You want something corny? You got it There's a house on my street And it looks real neat I'm the chap who lives in it There's a tree on the sidewalk There's a car by the door I'll go for a drive in it And when the wombat comes He will find me gone He'll look for a place to sit My wife has burned the scrambled eggs The dog just bit my leg My teenage daughter ran away My fine young son has turned out gay Cut off my fingers in the Door of my car How could I do it? My wife is proud to tell me Of her love affairs How could she do this to me? My wife has burned the scrambled eggs The dog just bit my leg My teenage daughter ran away My fine young son has turned out gay And it would be OK on any other day And it would be OK on any other day Throw down the morning papers And spill my tea I don't know what's wrong with me The cups and plates are in a Conspiracy I'm covered in misery My wife has burned the scrambled eggs The dog just bit my leg My teenage daughter ran away My fine young son has turned out gay And it would be OK on any other day And it would be OK on any other day And it would be OK on any other day And on unrelated psychobabble, the great composer Ludwig von Beethoven once said "Only the pure of heart can make great soup" -Dave Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #7 July 8, 2003 QuoteOh but wait, it gets better!!! bf joined the army gf went to the USA And not long b4 the broken ribs, my mate packed me a total!??!! Me thinks I'm having a bout of karma from my last life!!!?! LAST LIFE??? I bet you are still working things off from this one! I've said it before and Ill repeat it for ya. STAY AWAY FROM THE GROUND! its the ground-sports that'll hurt ya!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasmin 0 #8 July 14, 2003 Thanks for the good vibes all. Things are starting to look up. I'm jumping again in 2 weeks (touch wood) and my boy will be there!! (JOY!!!!) And yes, I have enough Karma owing from this life to account for all bad so far. Maybe now I better be good?!! xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #9 July 14, 2003 Quote(touch wood) Quote I am SOO immature B/c Iam snickering! LOLMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeatlast 0 #10 July 15, 2003 Hey Jasmin I hope you're feeling better. Your mother said "stay away from cars and boys" and it looks like she was right !!! But don't change - being good would be boring Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jasmin 0 #11 July 22, 2003 New nickname needed I'm thinking, the rest are too tame.... (ie to replace Trouble, Brat, Jas-min-Laden, French girl [at WPC'99 anyone...?!!] Major Hill, Jac, Honey-bunny[pulp Fiction] Cyclone, jazzy, "crim", flirt etc) Any ideas?!!xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites falxori 0 #12 July 22, 2003 Quote I am SOO immature B/c Iam snickering! LOL No, but you're the only one who admits it... O "Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DYEVOUT 0 #13 July 22, 2003 QuoteNew nickname needed I'm thinking, the rest are too tame.... (ie to replace Trouble, Brat, Jas-min-Laden, French girl [at WPC'99 anyone...?!!] Major Hill, Jac, Honey-bunny[pulp Fiction] Cyclone, jazzy, "crim", flirt etc) Any ideas?!! I say go with "Touch-Wood" ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeatlast 0 #14 July 22, 2003 QuoteNew nickname needed I'm thinking, the rest are too tame.... (ie to replace Trouble, Brat, Jas-min-Laden, French girl [at WPC'99 anyone...?!!] Major Hill, Jac, Honey-bunny[pulp Fiction] Cyclone, jazzy, "crim", flirt etc) Any ideas?!! How about "Lucky" ??? Ps lots of other Ideas - but none that I can print here !!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveNFlorida 0 #15 July 22, 2003 omg! Wow, you do have some luck, don'cha! Well wished headed your way. *good vibes, good vibes* Angela Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
freeatlast 0 #10 July 15, 2003 Hey Jasmin I hope you're feeling better. Your mother said "stay away from cars and boys" and it looks like she was right !!! But don't change - being good would be boring Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jasmin 0 #11 July 22, 2003 New nickname needed I'm thinking, the rest are too tame.... (ie to replace Trouble, Brat, Jas-min-Laden, French girl [at WPC'99 anyone...?!!] Major Hill, Jac, Honey-bunny[pulp Fiction] Cyclone, jazzy, "crim", flirt etc) Any ideas?!!xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites falxori 0 #12 July 22, 2003 Quote I am SOO immature B/c Iam snickering! LOL No, but you're the only one who admits it... O "Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DYEVOUT 0 #13 July 22, 2003 QuoteNew nickname needed I'm thinking, the rest are too tame.... (ie to replace Trouble, Brat, Jas-min-Laden, French girl [at WPC'99 anyone...?!!] Major Hill, Jac, Honey-bunny[pulp Fiction] Cyclone, jazzy, "crim", flirt etc) Any ideas?!! I say go with "Touch-Wood" ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeatlast 0 #14 July 22, 2003 QuoteNew nickname needed I'm thinking, the rest are too tame.... (ie to replace Trouble, Brat, Jas-min-Laden, French girl [at WPC'99 anyone...?!!] Major Hill, Jac, Honey-bunny[pulp Fiction] Cyclone, jazzy, "crim", flirt etc) Any ideas?!! How about "Lucky" ??? Ps lots of other Ideas - but none that I can print here !!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveNFlorida 0 #15 July 22, 2003 omg! Wow, you do have some luck, don'cha! Well wished headed your way. *good vibes, good vibes* Angela Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Jasmin 0 #11 July 22, 2003 New nickname needed I'm thinking, the rest are too tame.... (ie to replace Trouble, Brat, Jas-min-Laden, French girl [at WPC'99 anyone...?!!] Major Hill, Jac, Honey-bunny[pulp Fiction] Cyclone, jazzy, "crim", flirt etc) Any ideas?!!xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
falxori 0 #12 July 22, 2003 Quote I am SOO immature B/c Iam snickering! LOL No, but you're the only one who admits it... O "Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #13 July 22, 2003 QuoteNew nickname needed I'm thinking, the rest are too tame.... (ie to replace Trouble, Brat, Jas-min-Laden, French girl [at WPC'99 anyone...?!!] Major Hill, Jac, Honey-bunny[pulp Fiction] Cyclone, jazzy, "crim", flirt etc) Any ideas?!! I say go with "Touch-Wood" ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeatlast 0 #14 July 22, 2003 QuoteNew nickname needed I'm thinking, the rest are too tame.... (ie to replace Trouble, Brat, Jas-min-Laden, French girl [at WPC'99 anyone...?!!] Major Hill, Jac, Honey-bunny[pulp Fiction] Cyclone, jazzy, "crim", flirt etc) Any ideas?!! How about "Lucky" ??? Ps lots of other Ideas - but none that I can print here !!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #15 July 22, 2003 omg! Wow, you do have some luck, don'cha! Well wished headed your way. *good vibes, good vibes* Angela Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites