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Jasmin

Talk about s^*t luck!!!!

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How's this for unlucky???!!!!!!!!
B|
A boy at the dz breaks 2 of my ribs: 6 weeks off...
Thanks Charlie!!!
Ex-bf's bro breaks my hand: 2 weeks off...
Thanks Jonno!!!
Study for exams for 2 subjects I wasn't meant to do at a uni I'm on leave from:3 weeks...
Thanks Anatoly!!!(miss out on doing a jump in Melbourne, Australia)
Jogging Thu night and get hit by car: 2-3 weeks off, miss out on doing a jump in Melbourne, AGAIN!!
Also have bruised internals, strained rotator cuff muscles and superficial bruising (ie pain!!!! Can't even dress my self without being in pain!!!)

Summary?
Stay away from boys: they hurt you!!
:P:$:D[:/]
Don't pick a fight with a car....I've tried twice and ended up in emergency twice!!!
:o:DB|:$
Blue skies all...pray my luck improves!
xj

"I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."

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Oh but wait, it gets better!!!
bf joined the army
gf went to the USA
And not long b4 the broken ribs, my mate packed me a total!??!!
:o:$:D
Me thinks I'm having a bout of karma from my last life!!!?!:D:P
xj

"I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."

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I think you should take up something like finger painting with nontoxic tempura paints or maybe macaronni art and white paste;):P Don't worry, it can only get better.
"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
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um, wow Jasmin ...Now for inspiration, remember the Police song from the late 70's? ...

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ON ANY OTHER DAY

You want something corny?
You got it

There's a house on my street
And it looks real neat
I'm the chap who lives in it
There's a tree on the sidewalk
There's a car by the door
I'll go for a drive in it
And when the wombat comes
He will find me gone
He'll look for a place to sit

My wife has burned the scrambled eggs
The dog just bit my leg
My teenage daughter ran away
My fine young son has turned out gay

Cut off my fingers in the
Door of my car
How could I do it?
My wife is proud to tell me
Of her love affairs
How could she do this to me?

My wife has burned the scrambled eggs
The dog just bit my leg
My teenage daughter ran away
My fine young son has turned out gay
And it would be OK on any other day
And it would be OK on any other day

Throw down the morning papers
And spill my tea
I don't know what's wrong with me
The cups and plates are in a
Conspiracy
I'm covered in misery

My wife has burned the scrambled eggs
The dog just bit my leg
My teenage daughter ran away
My fine young son has turned out gay
And it would be OK on any other day
And it would be OK on any other day
And it would be OK on any other day




And on unrelated psychobabble, the great composer Ludwig von Beethoven once said "Only the pure of heart can make great soup"
-Dave


Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney)

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Oh but wait, it gets better!!!
bf joined the army
gf went to the USA
And not long b4 the broken ribs, my mate packed me a total!??!!
:o:$:D
Me thinks I'm having a bout of karma from my last life!!!?!:D:P



LAST LIFE??? I bet you are still working things off from this one!;)

I've said it before and Ill repeat it for ya.

STAY AWAY FROM THE GROUND!
its the ground-sports that'll hurt ya!;)
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Thanks for the good vibes all.
Things are starting to look up.
I'm jumping again in 2 weeks (touch wood) and my boy will be there!! (JOY!!!!)
And yes, I have enough Karma owing from this life to account for all bad so far.
Maybe now I better be good?!!
:):ph34r::o:$
xj

"I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."

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New nickname needed I'm thinking, the rest are too tame....
(ie to replace Trouble, Brat, Jas-min-Laden, French girl [at WPC'99 anyone...?!!] Major Hill, Jac, Honey-bunny[pulp Fiction] Cyclone, jazzy, "crim", flirt etc)
Any ideas?!!
xj

"I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."

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New nickname needed I'm thinking, the rest are too tame....
(ie to replace Trouble, Brat, Jas-min-Laden, French girl [at WPC'99 anyone...?!!] Major Hill, Jac, Honey-bunny[pulp Fiction] Cyclone, jazzy, "crim", flirt etc)
Any ideas?!!



I say go with "Touch-Wood" B|

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"I think that was the wrong tennis court."

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New nickname needed I'm thinking, the rest are too tame....
(ie to replace Trouble, Brat, Jas-min-Laden, French girl [at WPC'99 anyone...?!!] Major Hill, Jac, Honey-bunny[pulp Fiction] Cyclone, jazzy, "crim", flirt etc)
Any ideas?!!



How about "Lucky" ??? :)
Ps lots of other Ideas - but none that I can print here !!! :$

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