theonlyski 3 #26 October 15, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote OMGosh! My mom borrowed my car today and I had left my log book laying in the passenger floor...thank goodness she doesn't notice much. (Yep, 28 jumps and they still don't know)! S&S Just tell her it is a log book of your sex life, which explains the different goals of each level,and why you keep going for longer delay's! Problem solved, she will drop it and never ask again! It MIGHT really screw her thinking up when the signature is Bob or Randy ...or Turtle was 'high' and 'dumped' in my face! other than that we had a nice 5 way We all pulled on time this time too? She went low and the 4 guys pulled above her."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #27 October 15, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote OMGosh! My mom borrowed my car today and I had left my log book laying in the passenger floor...thank goodness she doesn't notice much. (Yep, 28 jumps and they still don't know)! S&S Just tell her it is a log book of your sex life, which explains the different goals of each level,and why you keep going for longer delay's! Problem solved, she will drop it and never ask again! It MIGHT really screw her thinking up when the signature is Bob or Randy ...or Turtle was 'high' and 'dumped' in my face! other than that we had a nice 5 way We all pulled on time this time too? She went low and the 4 guys pulled above her. Never riding the banana down that far again! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #28 October 16, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote OMGosh! My mom borrowed my car today and I had left my log book laying in the passenger floor...thank goodness she doesn't notice much. (Yep, 28 jumps and they still don't know)! S&S Just tell her it is a log book of your sex life, which explains the different goals of each level,and why you keep going for longer delay's! Problem solved, she will drop it and never ask again! It MIGHT really screw her thinking up when the signature is Bob or Randy ...or Turtle was 'high' and 'dumped' in my face! other than that we had a nice 5 way We all pulled on time this time too? She went low and the 4 guys pulled above her. Never riding the banana down that far again! We just did a two way this time - that old guy was MUCH better than I thought he'd be.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #29 October 16, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote OMGosh! My mom borrowed my car today and I had left my log book laying in the passenger floor...thank goodness she doesn't notice much. (Yep, 28 jumps and they still don't know)! S&S Just tell her it is a log book of your sex life, which explains the different goals of each level,and why you keep going for longer delay's! Problem solved, she will drop it and never ask again! It MIGHT really screw her thinking up when the signature is Bob or Randy ...or Turtle was 'high' and 'dumped' in my face! other than that we had a nice 5 way We all pulled on time this time too? She went low and the 4 guys pulled above her. Never riding the banana down that far again! We just did a two way this time - that old guy was MUCH better than I thought he'd be. I knew it was almost over, so I reached back and gave it a nice pull, stood up and looked up to make sure it was coming out alright."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kuai43 7 #30 October 16, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote ...or Turtle was 'high' and 'dumped' in my face! other than that we had a nice 5 way We all pulled on time this time too? She went low and the 4 guys pulled above her. Never riding the banana down that far again! We just did a two way this time - that old guy was MUCH better than I thought he'd be. I knew it was almost over, so I reached back and gave it a nice pull, stood up and looked up to make sure it was coming out alright. excerpt from the first entry: "Once he got me in the harness, he checked my gear thoroughly, top to bottom, front and back, making sure my pud was accessible"Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #31 October 16, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote ...or Turtle was 'high' and 'dumped' in my face! other than that we had a nice 5 way We all pulled on time this time too? She went low and the 4 guys pulled above her. Never riding the banana down that far again! We just did a two way this time - that old guy was MUCH better than I thought he'd be. I knew it was almost over, so I reached back and gave it a nice pull, stood up and looked up to make sure it was coming out alright. excerpt from the first entry: "Once he got me in the harness, he checked my gear thoroughly, top to bottom, front and back, making sure my pud was accessible" I never thought he would let go, but when he did, I t seemed like I spun around, thank God he was there to pull it for me, I lost all awareness.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #32 October 16, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote ...or Turtle was 'high' and 'dumped' in my face! other than that we had a nice 5 way We all pulled on time this time too? She went low and the 4 guys pulled above her. Never riding the banana down that far again! We just did a two way this time - that old guy was MUCH better than I thought he'd be. I knew it was almost over, so I reached back and gave it a nice pull, stood up and looked up to make sure it was coming out alright. excerpt from the first entry: "Once he got me in the harness, he checked my gear thoroughly, top to bottom, front and back, making sure my pud was accessible" I never thought he would let go, but when he did, I t seemed like I spun around, thank God he was there to pull it for me, I lost all awareness. Today I learned how to check the batteries in the electric puller. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #33 October 16, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote ...or Turtle was 'high' and 'dumped' in my face! other than that we had a nice 5 way We all pulled on time this time too? She went low and the 4 guys pulled above her. Never riding the banana down that far again! We just did a two way this time - that old guy was MUCH better than I thought he'd be. I knew it was almost over, so I reached back and gave it a nice pull, stood up and looked up to make sure it was coming out alright. excerpt from the first entry: "Once he got me in the harness, he checked my gear thoroughly, top to bottom, front and back, making sure my pud was accessible" I never thought he would let go, but when he did, I t seemed like I spun around, thank God he was there to pull it for me, I lost all awareness. Today I learned how to check the batteries in the electric puller. I was sitting, he was head down, I can't remember it ever being that fast before.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #34 October 16, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote ...or Turtle was 'high' and 'dumped' in my face! other than that we had a nice 5 way We all pulled on time this time too? She went low and the 4 guys pulled above her. Never riding the banana down that far again! We just did a two way this time - that old guy was MUCH better than I thought he'd be. I knew it was almost over, so I reached back and gave it a nice pull, stood up and looked up to make sure it was coming out alright. excerpt from the first entry: "Once he got me in the harness, he checked my gear thoroughly, top to bottom, front and back, making sure my pud was accessible" I never thought he would let go, but when he did, I t seemed like I spun around, thank God he was there to pull it for me, I lost all awareness. Today I learned how to check the batteries in the electric puller. I was sitting, he was head down, I can't remember it ever being that fast before. The S&TA said he better see me suck it down that far again! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #35 October 16, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote ...or Turtle was 'high' and 'dumped' in my face! other than that we had a nice 5 way We all pulled on time this time too? She went low and the 4 guys pulled above her. Never riding the banana down that far again! We just did a two way this time - that old guy was MUCH better than I thought he'd be. I knew it was almost over, so I reached back and gave it a nice pull, stood up and looked up to make sure it was coming out alright. excerpt from the first entry: "Once he got me in the harness, he checked my gear thoroughly, top to bottom, front and back, making sure my pud was accessible" I never thought he would let go, but when he did, I t seemed like I spun around, thank God he was there to pull it for me, I lost all awareness. Today I learned how to check the batteries in the electric puller. I was sitting, he was head down, I can't remember it ever being that fast before. The S&TA said he better see me suck it down that far again! Log Entry: Whoo hooo! I Just received confirmation that I pack OK! I can't wait until I can pack it without someone helping me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #36 October 17, 2010 When she packed mine, my opening was smooth. When I pack myself, which takes forever, it hurts. The old guy packed me a good one and didn't even charge me. Wait til Pillow Biter hears about this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #37 October 17, 2010 Next week I'm gettin' a full face! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #38 October 17, 2010 Hey, it's better than going to the dentist. I remember the first time I got a full face. They said I wouldn't be able to see very good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SKIandSKY 0 #39 October 18, 2010 I am so glad I am responsible for so many hilarious replies! Thanks guys! My mom is 70, my dad 68. My mom's health is very frail.....I honestly don't think she could handle the stress of knowing. I USED to have them as the emergency contact! Then a friend suggested I put him down instead, since then a stranger wouldn't be the one to call them. New people at the DZ today (due to Bridge Day yesterday) and when they found out how many jumps I have and my parents are still in the dark, it got a bit of a laugh. *Still laughing after reading those replies, that stuff is classic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #40 October 18, 2010 Well.. Um.. Keep on keepin on! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #41 October 18, 2010 Jump 30: One of the local more experienced jumpers talked me into a 'Safe Sex' jump. I was dizzy for a little while and once he let go, I flew right off of him. It was great times!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrianM 1 #42 October 18, 2010 Quotewhen they found out how many jumps I have and my parents are still in the dark, it got a bit of a laugh. When I started jumping, one of my instructors told me he had 600 jumps and still hadn't told his parents! That was 15 years ago - I wonder if he's told them yet?"It's amazing what you can learn while you're not talking." - Skydivesg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #43 October 18, 2010 Quote Jump 30: One of the local more experienced jumpers talked me into a 'Safe Sex' jump. I was dizzy for a little while and once he let go, I flew right off of him. It was great times! Jump 31: I just met this new guy at the DZ and he couldn't wait to show me his equipment. He is much more experienced, but he let me do a "rodeo" with him on top. I've never gone that fast EVER! Evidently I was stable enough for him to let go with one hand and ride me like a bull. I almost hated to break it off.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #44 October 18, 2010 Quote Quote Jump 30: One of the local more experienced jumpers talked me into a 'Safe Sex' jump. I was dizzy for a little while and once he let go, I flew right off of him. It was great times! Jump 31: I just met this new guy at the DZ and he couldn't wait to show me his equipment. He is much more experienced, but he let me do a "rodeo" with him on top. I've never gone that fast EVER! Evidently I was stable enough for him to let go with one hand and ride me like a bull. I almost hated to break it off. I had Joe between my legs on the plane. Man, does he have great equipment!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #45 October 18, 2010 I'm now packin' chutes to pay for the addiction! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #46 October 18, 2010 Quote I'm now packin' chutes to pay for the addiction! Lost Prairie Entry: Holy Mother of God did I get drunk last night. Barely made it to the "Almost Sober Load" Last thing I remember doing was blowing chucks right outside my tent last night! I will NEVER bring my dog Chunks on another boogie trip with me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #47 October 19, 2010 Quote Quote I'm now packin' chutes to pay for the addiction! Lost Prairie Entry: Holy Mother of God did I get drunk last night. Barely made it to the "Almost Sober Load" Last thing I remember doing was blowing chucks right outside my tent last night! I will NEVER bring my dog Chunks on another boogie trip with me. Chucks wasn't happy at all...brought a whole new meaning to 'Nipped in the Bud' ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #48 October 19, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I'm now packin' chutes to pay for the addiction! Lost Prairie Entry: Holy Mother of God did I get drunk last night. Barely made it to the "Almost Sober Load" Last thing I remember doing was blowing chucks right outside my tent last night! I will NEVER bring my dog Chunks on another boogie trip with me. Chucks wasn't happy at all...brought a whole new meaning to 'Nipped in the Bud' So Chunks got jealous of him blowing Chuck? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
