Andrewwhyte 1 #1 April 2, 2011 While your god's promise of eternal life is persausive, the Papua New Guinean mud god, Pikkiwoki, is promising a pig and as many coconuts you can carry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #2 April 2, 2011 Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus drop a deuce. Doesn't mean it didn't happen. But I did read through the emails, and I like David, except for his taste in cars.witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SStewart 13 #3 April 2, 2011 It never says he was a handsome white guy with a tan either. But the painting on my grandmas wall clearly shows otherwise.Onward and Upward! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtbox 0 #4 April 2, 2011 In Korea, jesus is Asian in appearance. Churches also have flashing red and purple neon lights. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SStewart 13 #5 April 2, 2011 Awesome, does Asian Jesus have a beard?Onward and Upward! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #6 April 2, 2011 That was hilarious ... Take a look at this too ....... Untransmitted part of Stephen Fry's QI series..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zHcBF-g7-c&feature=related (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtbox 0 #7 April 2, 2011 see http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.morethings.com/god_and_country/jesus/jesus-nazareth-140.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.morethings.com/god_and_country/jesus/jesus_photo_gallery01.htm&usg=__Fzl_YFYudnL9Xo24_p5jbSwDtr0=&h=627&w=410&sz=86&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=cTeVXiddCqfIkM:&tbnh=143&tbnw=97&ei=wt2WTZO0OYX2vwO2nvniCw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkorean%2Bimage%2Bof%2Bjesus%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-GB:official%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D579%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=235&vpy=57&dur=3087&hovh=278&hovw=181&tx=93&ty=126&oei=wt2WTZO0OYX2vwO2nvniCw&page=1&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0. It isn't a good picuture but you get the point. Ironically in Korea all the people on money have beards but no citizens have beards (it is considered a sign of poorness - if I don't shave every day students will ask if I am a bum :/) but in Japan many men have beards but the characters on their money never do...strange world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtbox 0 #8 April 2, 2011 better yet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHtJ8pzz27Y Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonD1120 58 #9 April 2, 2011 That was funny. If only we could see more of that creative humor in SC. But, alas...too many scientific types.Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,635 #10 April 2, 2011 It doesn't mention the Four Yorkshiremen of the Apocalypse either.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 April 2, 2011 By 'eck. Thous reet. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevebabin 0 #12 April 2, 2011 Quote That was funny. If only we could see more of that creative humor in SC. But, alas...too many scientific types. Contemptable Scientists, with all their "Progress" and "Healing"... DAMN YOU SCIENTISTS...DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!"Science, logic and reason will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings." "Because figuring things out is always better than making shit up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonD1120 58 #13 April 2, 2011 Quote Quote That was funny. If only we could see more of that creative humor in SC. But, alas...too many scientific types. Contemptable Scientists, with all their "Progress" and "Healing"... DAMN YOU SCIENTISTS...DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!! Please cite three examples from SC since 1 Jan 11 that demonstrate "Progress" and "Healing."Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevebabin 0 #14 April 2, 2011 Quote Quote Quote That was funny. If only we could see more of that creative humor in SC. But, alas...too many scientific types. Contemptable Scientists, with all their "Progress" and "Healing"... DAMN YOU SCIENTISTS...DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!! Please cite three examples from SC since 1 Jan 11 that demonstrate "Progress" and "Healing." Please pull the stick out of your ass, Ron. It was a joke."Science, logic and reason will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings." "Because figuring things out is always better than making shit up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,257 #15 April 2, 2011 Quote Quote Quote That was funny. If only we could see more of that creative humor in SC. But, alas...too many scientific types. Contemptable Scientists, with all their "Progress" and "Healing"... DAMN YOU SCIENTISTS...DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!! Please cite three examples from SC since 1 Jan 11 that demonstrate "Progress" and "Healing." Can't think of any - from either the scientists, religionists or any other -ists that happened to float by. But this is SC, so what did you expect?Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonD1120 58 #16 April 2, 2011 Quote Please cite three examples from SC since 1 Jan 11 that demonstrate "Progress" and "Healing." Please pull the stick out of your ass, Ron. It was a joke. Yeah, I thought so. Jakee got it. Stick, stick who's got the stick?Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonD1120 58 #17 April 2, 2011 Quote Please cite three examples from SC since 1 Jan 11 that demonstrate "Progress" and "Healing." Can't think of any - from either the scientists, religionists or any other -ists that happened to float by. But this is SC, so what did you expect? Please explain it to Stevebabin. Thanks.Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Can't think of any - from either the scientists, religionists or any other -ists that happened to float by.
But this is SC, so what did you expect?
Please explain it to Stevebabin. Thanks.