virgin-burner 1 #1 August 26, 2009 there, i said it! he's got a DOG! dogs KILL KITTENS!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jclalor 12 #2 August 26, 2009 This is an outright lie, No kittens will be killed with out first going before a kitten death panel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgoose71 0 #3 August 26, 2009 In all fairness, he won't actually kill them, they will just die of otherwise preventable causes because of a bankrupt healthcare system "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #4 August 26, 2009 in all fairness, a healthcare system can only go bankrupt if it exists in the first place, for a majority of people that is, not only a fifth.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #5 August 26, 2009 just curious.... Wouldn't Mrs. Obama be the one killing kittens? And if he's having her do that cuz he's actually busy working... is it a bad thing? As long as it's not under his desk in the oval office.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgoose71 0 #6 August 26, 2009 Quote in all fairness, a healthcare system can only go bankrupt if it exists in the first place, for a majority of people that is, not only a fifth.. Shouldn't your title be "Obama wants to kill a fifth of the kittens" then?"There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
longtall 0 #7 August 26, 2009 COMMIE KITTENS MUST GO !!!" 90 right, five miles then cut."---Pukin Buzzards Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #8 August 26, 2009 you got so dirty thoughts, i like that! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #9 August 26, 2009 MUSLIM TERRORIST KITTENS MUST DIE !!!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
g2gjump 0 #10 August 27, 2009 Quote This is an outright lie, No kittens will be killed with out first going before a kitten death panel. You mean an insurance company, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #11 August 27, 2009 Quote there, i said it! he's got a DOG! dogs KILL KITTENS!!! Now I'm confused, my dog sleeps with the kittens and the kittens mother, She only kills other dogs so does that make her a Republican dog, I do hope so. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BDashe 0 #12 August 27, 2009 In all fairness, the kittens had an equal opportunity to survive. They failed to capitalize on their cuteness to get humans (a private security organization) to protect them despite the option being there. They did not utilize the unfair advantage they possess in that they are born with nine lives. Despite having the ability to 'always land on their feet,' clearly, (statistic taken from previous poster) at least one fifth are entirely too lazy to make an effort to get on their feet. Therefore, it is by choice these kittens lay down and die once their funding from the government (animal shelter) has run out. I believe there is a good example of a now-fat-cat making it big in this world coming from nothing- heathcliff. He survives on a couch eating lasagna all day, livin the american dream.So there I was... Making friends and playing nice since 1983 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rushmc 18 #13 August 27, 2009 bought dam time . Those SOB's kill pheasants "America will never be destroyed from the outside, if we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nerdgirl 0 #14 August 28, 2009 Quote In all fairness, the kittens had an equal opportunity to survive. They failed to capitalize on their cuteness to get humans (a private security organization) to protect them despite the option being there. They did not utilize the unfair advantage they possess in that they are born with nine lives. Despite having the ability to 'always land on their feet,' clearly, (statistic taken from previous poster) at least one fifth are entirely too lazy to make an effort to get on their feet. Therefore, it is by choice these kittens lay down and die once their funding from the government (animal shelter) has run out. I believe there is a good example of a now-fat-cat making it big in this world coming from nothing- heathcliff. He survives on a couch eating lasagna all day, livin the american dream. Brilliant! Now that's excellent satire. Act as if everything you do matters, while laughing at yourself for thinking anything you do matters. Tibetan Buddhist saying Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #15 August 28, 2009 Quote just curious.... Wouldn't Mrs. Obama be the one killing kittens? And if he's having her do that cuz he's actually busy working... is it a bad thing? As long as it's not under his desk in the oval office.... Hopefully she'll remember to get the dress dry cleaned. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #16 August 28, 2009 That is a great post!! TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #17 August 28, 2009 holy shit batman! I had no idea that kittens were such a threat to national securityMillions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #18 August 28, 2009 Quote Quote In all fairness, the kittens had an equal opportunity to survive. They failed to capitalize on their cuteness to get humans (a private security organization) to protect them despite the option being there. They did not utilize the unfair advantage they possess in that they are born with nine lives. Despite having the ability to 'always land on their feet,' clearly, (statistic taken from previous poster) at least one fifth are entirely too lazy to make an effort to get on their feet. Therefore, it is by choice these kittens lay down and die once their funding from the government (animal shelter) has run out. I believe there is a good example of a now-fat-cat making it big in this world coming from nothing- heathcliff. He survives on a couch eating lasagna all day, livin the american dream. Brilliant! Now that's excellent satire. Except I think he meant Garfield, not heathcliffe. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BDashe 0 #19 August 28, 2009 Doooood! you're totally right, my bad- Garfield. So there I was... Making friends and playing nice since 1983 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
