funkcanna 0 #1 September 23, 2007 I have always found it interesting, nay, FUNNY that Theists beleive in a god. As if some omnipotent being fills his existence by watching us. HAHA, you gotta laugh. I just would like to know what the Theists here think that god does in the time between miracle performing? Does he do minor miracles? Does he pile un-holy souls into the eternal damnation machine? Does he download tunes for his Ipod? Does he watch Kirsten Dunst in the shower? Thing is if he created us in his image then I can guarantee he gets bored. What does he do? Lets be fair he doesnt do much (that we can see) so what does he do to thwart his boredom? The bigger question - does he jump? :P There have been a few threads about god so far but I want to understand god the person. And I want to know how people can be so narrow minded to think an omnipotent being exists to do absolutely nothing with his life.To know requires proof To believe requires evidence To have faith requires neither. If you stick with that, we'll never be confused again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CReWGEEK 1 #2 September 23, 2007 Of course god jumps, he wears a black jumpsuit and black rig and junps at Lodi. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #3 September 23, 2007 QuoteI have always found it interesting, nay, FUNNY that Theists beleive in a god. As if some omnipotent being fills his existence by watching us. HAHA, you gotta laugh. I just would like to know what the Theists here think that god does in the time between miracle performing? Does he do minor miracles? Does he pile un-holy souls into the eternal damnation machine? Does he download tunes for his Ipod? Does he watch Kirsten Dunst in the shower? Thing is if he created us in his image then I can guarantee he gets bored. What does he do? Lets be fair he doesnt do much (that we can see) so what does he do to thwart his boredom? The bigger question - does he jump? :P There have been a few threads about god so far but I want to understand god the person. And I want to know how people can be so narrow minded to think an omnipotent being exists to do absolutely nothing with his life.I JUMP OUT OF AIRPLANESI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maadmax 0 #4 September 23, 2007 I guess if reality only consisted of what little you know, believe, and have faith in, then yea it would be a pitifully boring place. But thank God that for the rest of us what you think has no importance or meaning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #5 September 23, 2007 Quote Of course god jumps, he wears a black jumpsuit and black rig and junps at Lodi. OH OH........i'm fucked....I funneled a Godload...on purpose. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #6 September 23, 2007 Well, a few years ago he fixed a US election and made a retard president; that's kept him entertained for a while. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #7 September 23, 2007 QuoteWell, a few years ago he fixed a US election and made a retard president; that's kept him entertained for a while. Yeah...that Klinton was an ass wasnt he ? bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,628 #8 September 23, 2007 QuoteQuoteWell, a few years ago he fixed a US election and made a retard president; that's kept him entertained for a while. Yeah...that Klinton was an ass wasnt he ? That too!... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kschilk 0 #9 September 23, 2007 QuoteQuoteWell, a few years ago he fixed a US election and made a retard president; that's kept him entertained for a while. Yeah...that Klinton was an ass wasnt he ? Used to look that way....'til the "Busheviks" took over his PR. Hell, they've even made Hitler look like Mother Theresa! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #10 September 23, 2007 and what kind of gun would God buy? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #11 September 23, 2007 Actually I asked myselfe exactly the same question a couple days before (I didn't dare asking my VERY Christian host familyKind of the only thing I could come up with was that he sits on a chair and there is a nice line of atheists and christians (-->maybe he's more a fan of muslims or something else) and he tells each one of them that they will be condamned to hell for eternity and laughs his ass off but not without occasionaly looking down to earth and laughing about the poor sucker which just messed up a low hook turn Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DZJ 0 #12 September 24, 2007 Whatever he does do, I have it on good authority that he doesn't play dice with the universe... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #13 September 24, 2007 I'd have thought the occasional supernova might be amusing. some of those cool binary star systems and definitely stuff like the Horsehead Nebula might be doodles of His. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #14 September 24, 2007 Funk, whazzup buddy. having an existential quandary? I'll tell you what I think God does for fun... set up impossible paradoxical situations like: The psychological differences and relationships between men and women. Give humans the knowledge but not the wisdom to develop and implement potentially devastating technologies. Offer cryptic information about "he" "she" or "it's" existence. and allow divergent belief systems to propagate. Develop a fossil record with "missing links". Allow humans to achieve profound rational thought processes while retaining basic animal behavioral instincts like fucking and fighting. Allow the human brain to experience irresistible pleasures then later have them declared as "sins". Allow humans to communicate but not to understand each other. If there is such a being- That's a being with fucked up sense of humor if you ask me.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #15 September 24, 2007 Quote and what kind of gun would God buy? Glock Model 32 357/Sig Just broke her in today. Helluva kickI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites