cocheese 0 #1 September 15, 2006 If you were raised by wolves, what would your religious beliefs be? What religion does your dog or cat practice? Does your dog's religion interfere with your cat's beliefs? Does a bad dog go to hell and a good dog go to heaven? Should you teach your pet your religion as you do your children? The poor animals. How will we ever get the word of God to them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 September 15, 2006 Pussies at CATholics Hounds dont beieve in any such DOGma (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #3 September 15, 2006 It reminds me of the story of an old Cherokee Indian’s description of a battle that goes on inside people. The old Indian explained to his grandson, “My son, the battle inside each of us is between two wolves. One is evil. It is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego. “The other is good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith.” The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, “Which wolf wins?” The old Cherokee simply replied, “The one you feed.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #4 September 15, 2006 Well, I can guarantee my cat is not a Buddist. She kills everything she can get her paws on. Now she does hang out alot at the church behind our house. Its a Missionary Baptist Church, but she is usually napping during services. Now I guy I work with just told me that dogs and cats don't have souls. She may not have rhythm but she has a soul. judyBe kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,625 #5 September 15, 2006 QuoteWell, I can guarantee my cat is not a Buddist. She kills everything she can get her paws on. judy My GF's cat pees on oriental rugs. Must be Jewish.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #6 September 15, 2006 QuoteIf you were raised by wolves, what would your religious beliefs be? Probably the same as if I was raised by Baptists. QuoteThe poor animals. How will we ever get the word of God to them? My cats are the lapcats of Satan, so I don't think there's much point in getting the word of God to them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdfreefly 1 #7 September 15, 2006 How about: "If ther are no dogs in heaven, then wehn I die, I want to go where they went." -- Will Rogers Methane Freefly - got stink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Royd 0 #8 September 16, 2006 I'm not sure, but my dog believes that no squirrel should ever touch the ground. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #9 September 16, 2006 The Dog-awful truth"...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #10 September 16, 2006 Dogs are noisy as hell and always make their presence known. Furthermore they stick their noses in everyone else's business. They are obviously fundamentalists."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #11 September 16, 2006 They belong to various animist sects. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
