NWFlyer 2 #51 February 7, 2006 I'm bored so let me address the list point by point: AMERICANS - yeah some of us can be annoying. Germans - but theirs is the language that brought us the word schadenfreude. I can't hate them because that is my favorite word ever. Fat Chicks - but they grow up to be fat chickens, which are soooo tasty, especially if you do a little cordon bleu. The French - the people who brought us french fries and the french kiss? Sacre bleu! Sky gods who ignore you - They don't ignore me. Skydivers who ignore you - They don't ignore me, either. Maybe it's the breasteses. WALES - Is that where the term "to welsh" on a bet came from? WHALES - go see Free Willy, will ya? That was about a whale, right? Atmosphere "dolphins" - I don't even know what this is. Working for a living - ooh, I do agree with you there. Dropzone owners who charge to much to jump - Start your own DZ then tell me how much is too much. AMERICANS - we've already covered this topic. Alah - Who's Alah? Allah, on the other hand, I'm cool with, though some of his followers do some bad stuff. Jesus - see "Allah" above. Jerry Springer - yeah, he bugs. Buda - assuming we're talking about Buddah, see Allah, Jesus above. The Bible - nice work of fiction Chicks who hang around skygods to get "free" coaching - I pay for my coaching. The Weather - ooh, yeah, that can suck. If you figure out a way to do anything about it, let me know, mkay? Fat AMERICAN Chicks - See "fat chicks" above. I don't think the nationality makes a difference... it still makes a good sammich. Dubya - no argument from me. Blair - eh, but he's got that British accent that makes me think he makes more sense than Dubya even when he doesn't. The System - I got no problem with The System. Gives me something to subvert. Lottery Winners - they're just luckier than you. Or stupider. Take your pick. People who get free jumps - free is good. Anyone who has less than 2000 jumps GO AWAY - I guess I'd better leave, then. Women drivers - your golf clubs have a gender? Fat women drivers - I thought fat drivers helped your swing. Terrorists - yeah, they suck. Bob Lazar - I don't know who that is, either. Rich people - oh, but without rich people we wouldn't have Paris Hilton, and without Paris Hilton, how would we feel superior? Poor people - yes, this is true, poor people are evil and must be abolished for their misfortune. The "Neady" - I don't nead anything. Hearing about womens problems on the radio - Oh, you must have gotten one of those without an "off" button. The colour brown - you just need a nice pair of brown slacks, I think. Johnny Cash not being alive - No argument there. Not having Johnny is indeed a sad thing. and pretentious arseholes who write on forums - Oh, oh, oh, the irony... NO ONE CARES! - I care. Do you need a hug? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #52 February 7, 2006 spot on, dear, spot on. hugs. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #53 February 7, 2006 Quotei was feeling icky about something that was in there, about a third party. It wasn't what it sounded like...although the reality is probably worse. It is the logical conclusion of a 30-year long binge. I'd say I hear it about once every three months or so...as does everyone else, but all efforts (many) to intervene have failed. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #54 February 7, 2006 QuoteDo you need a hug? I don't know about him, but I do. What a week this has been. Even all those blushy faces didn't cheer me up. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #55 February 7, 2006 QuoteWhat a week this has been. Even all those blushy faces didn't cheer me up. Gone downhill ever since you met me, eh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,625 #56 February 7, 2006 QuoteWhat about retards and jews, it wouldn't be complete without them. He missed traffic lights, which are the spawn of Satan.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #57 February 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhat about retards and jews, it wouldn't be complete without them. He missed traffic lights, which are the spawn of Satan. rl had sex w/ satan and gave birth to traffic lights? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #58 February 7, 2006 QuoteQuotei was feeling icky about something that was in there, about a third party. It wasn't what it sounded like...although the reality is probably worse. It is the logical conclusion of a 30-year long binge. I'd say I hear it about once every three months or so...as does everyone else, but all efforts (many) to intervene have failed. rl i figured that is what it was like, but i didn't want others who weren't "in the know" to read it and misconstrue. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #59 February 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteDo you need a hug? I don't know about him, but I do. What a week this has been. Even all those blushy faces didn't cheer me up. rl I am afraid I can only give you a cyber hug.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #60 February 7, 2006 Quote I am afraid I can only give you a cyber hug. Is that like cyber sex? Does it start out with you asking "so, what are you wearing?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #61 February 7, 2006 QuoteQuote I am afraid I can only give you a cyber hug. Is that like cyber sex? Does it start out with you asking "so, what are you wearing?" Boxer briefs. and that is it. Oh wait. You weren't ASKING me that question were you? Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #62 February 7, 2006 QuoteBoxer briefs. and that is it. Yes, yes, it is getting hot in here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #63 February 7, 2006 I hate when girls are too drunk to realize when they maybe shouldn't ask for anal sex! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #64 February 7, 2006 Oh and I hate lima beans, if you are old enough to have eaten ham and mothers you will know what I mean!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #65 February 7, 2006 QuoteOh and I hate lima beans, if you are old enough to have eaten ham and mothers you will know what I mean!!!! You eat your mother? That's just wrong, whether we're talking cannibalism or cunnilingus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #66 February 7, 2006 QuoteI hate when girls are too drunk to realize when they maybe shouldn't ask for anal sex! I hate it when guys are too callous to pass on the opportunity to take advantage of that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #67 February 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteOh and I hate lima beans, if you are old enough to have eaten ham and mothers you will know what I mean!!!! You eat your mother? That's just wrong, whether we're talking cannibalism or cunnilingus. hey don't talk about My MOTHER ok? btw i think you were joking. for everyones info ham and mothers were c-rations Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #68 February 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteOh and I hate lima beans, if you are old enough to have eaten ham and mothers you will know what I mean!!!! You eat your mother? That's just wrong, whether we're talking cannibalism or cunnilingus. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #69 February 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteI hate when girls are too drunk to realize when they maybe shouldn't ask for anal sex! I hate it when guys are too callous to pass on the opportunity to take advantage of that. I promise to go gently. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #70 February 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI hate when girls are too drunk to realize when they maybe shouldn't ask for anal sex! I hate it when guys are too callous to pass on the opportunity to take advantage of that. I promise to go gently. I'm flyin video! I'm flyin video! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #71 February 7, 2006 QuoteI promise to go gently. I don't need to be drunk. I just need to trust you. Go somewhere when I'm drunk that I normally wouldn't have you go sober, and I no longer trust you. Lovely little paradox there, eh? You, on the other hand, could probably go whereever you want. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #72 February 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteI hate when girls are too drunk to realize when they maybe shouldn't ask for anal sex! I hate it when guys are too callous to pass on the opportunity to take advantage of that. I promise to go gently. I'm flyin video! I'm flyin video! hey as long as they don't shit on their friends it's ok Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #73 February 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteI promise to go gently. I don't need to be drunk. I just need to trust you. Go somewhere when I'm drunk that I normally wouldn't have you go sober, and I no longer trust you. Lovely little paradox there, eh? You, on the other hand, could probably go whereever you want. WOO HOO!! carte blanche RULES!!Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #74 February 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI promise to go gently. I don't need to be drunk. I just need to trust you. Go somewhere when I'm drunk that I normally wouldn't have you go sober, and I no longer trust you. Lovely little paradox there, eh? You, on the other hand, could probably go whereever you want. WOO HOO!! carte blanche RULES!! i wonder if your carte blanche access has a guest pass attached for one bald micro-sinking friend? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #75 February 7, 2006 I suppose that should come with fine print: if I were single. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
