Jessica 0 #1 June 6, 2001 My plant is dying from lack of natural light. I fear the same fate may befall me.Why can't men be more like women?If I tear out of here at 5 o'clock, I wonder if I can make it to the DZ in time for the sunset load.They should make Mountain Dew PILLS.I bet Tomb Raider's gonna be a cool flick.Watching Full House at work with no sound on is really surreal.Am I wasting my time with him?I wish I had more weeks of vacation. Can you hear my soul being sucked from my body? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #2 June 6, 2001 Sheesh!You really do need to get out more....Skreamer is free and single - may be worth a try! B. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattb 0 #3 June 6, 2001 appreciated! - my additionShould I go out to lunch? It's too foggy to tell if it's raining or not. At least I'm not thinking "I could be jumping" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #4 June 6, 2001 QuoteSkreamer is free and single - may be worth a try!Oh yah...THAT'D solve my man problems!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #5 June 6, 2001 Quote Why can't men be more like women?Well, Jessica, some men are!! I know of one particular neighborhood in downtown Washington DC that's just FULL of men who are "more like women"!Speed Racer"De plaene!! De plaene!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keys 0 #6 June 6, 2001 Actually you can hear the soul being sucked from your body, it sounds like this:"I do" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grogs 0 #7 June 6, 2001 QuoteIf I tear out of here at 5 o'clock, I wonder if I can make it to the DZ in time for the sunset load.Probably. Just make sure you put the right rig on. QuoteI bet Tomb Raider's gonna be a cool flick.Me tooQuoteAm I wasting my time with him?I'd have to say yes. Of course I'm a bit biased. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deleted 0 #8 June 6, 2001 I hate my job. It has nothing at all to do with jumpingOnly two more days and I get to do some night jumpsI wonder what idiot thought this crap up?I bet Tomb Raider will be a cool flick.Only two more days and I get to do night jumpsI wish I lived closer to the DZ.I HATE computers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #9 June 6, 2001 QuoteI'd have to say yes. Of course I'm a bit biased.Oh really? Why? Well, one of my questions has been answered: There is to be no skydiving today. Low cloud cover over the DZ. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Grogs 0 #10 June 6, 2001 QuoteOh really? Why? Well, from my point of view, any attractive girl with any guy other than myself is with the wrong guy. I'm pretty sure I share that view with 99.99999% or so of the single male population on this planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites numskull99 0 #11 June 6, 2001 My personal opinion, Night jumps aren't as fun as I thought they would be. They are fun till you hafta land your canopie. And I feel it is kinda hard to surf out landings at night.Just my thought,-Nums Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 259 #12 June 6, 2001 Why is it that the boss always walks by when I'm fucking off, not when I'm actually working?How many licks does it take to get the the center of a Tootsie Pop?Why is the weather so nice today when it sucked so bad all weekend?How come they won't let me drink at work? Would make the job way more fun. I'd even buy my own beer.pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites what42 0 #13 June 6, 2001 QuoteHow many licks does it take to get the the center of a Tootsie Pop?Three. I believe the owl tackled this tough question years ago.Wesley--I want to fly! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PalmettoTiger 1 #14 June 7, 2001 QuoteHow come they won't let me drink at work? Would make the job way more fun. I'd even buy my own beer.Would that be the FIRST ti- ...oh, I get it. Nevermind.Blues, squares,PTiger*insert witty sig here* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #15 June 7, 2001 Quote How come they won't let me drink at work? Would make the job way more fun. I'd even buy my own beer. Because last time that happened I think someone at Square1 sent Luigi's VX46 to a 265# AFF grad to demo. But at least the crater made a nice in-ground hot tub.KrisCan't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 259 #16 June 7, 2001 Wuzn't me. No one saw me. There ain't no video. You can't prove it.'Sides, I'm not allowed to ship anymore. That requires lifting and I'm not allowed to lift.pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #17 June 8, 2001 Quote 'Sides, I'm not allowed to ship anymore. That requires lifting and I'm not allowed to lift. I know the feeling. I tweaked my back once and couldn't take a whiz for days because the doc said I shouldn't lift anything heavy.Kris(BA DUM DUM CHING! Thanks a lot folks, I'll be here through Wednesday. Try the fish!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #18 June 8, 2001 Hey does anyone else find their sanity beginning to erode, especially at work on a sunny Friday afternoon??bleeeble bleeble bleeble bleeSpeed Racer"De plaene!! De plaene!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #19 June 8, 2001 QuoteHey does anyone else find their sanity beginning to erode, especially at work on a sunny Friday afternoon??Beginning? No. Continuing to? Yes. My sanity is crumbled and barely recognizable as such, in manner of ancient Greek ruins. Only my resentment holds me together. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #20 June 8, 2001 Here's a little joke for you. Wasn't worth starting a new thread:Three guys drive to a ski range and arrive late at night. They finally finda place to stay, but when they get to their room, they find that it only has onelarge bed, and this is the last room in the place. They decide, 'What the heck,it's only one night' and share the bed.The next morning, they all wake up. The guy on the left side of the bedsays, "I had the strangest dream. I thought some guy was jerking me off."The guy on the other side of bed is shocked. "I had the same dream, too!"The guy who slept in the middle says, "Well, I didn't have that dream. Ihad a dream that I was skiing!"Speed Racer"De plaene!! De plaene!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #21 June 8, 2001 MOUNTAIN DEW pills....let me know when you get some. I need those every morning to go with my pot of coffee!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #22 June 8, 2001 Rough day, too much sitting in the pool I guess...I forgot to tell you why men can't be more like women.If men were more like women we would hate them and think they were all catty bitches. PLUS, then whose a$$ would I check out? Females just don't compare in the rear view. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #23 June 8, 2001 QuoteIf men were more like women we would hate them and think they were all catty bitches. ROTFL!! Yes, very true. Also I couldn't take them seriously. "I'm not dating him -- he's a total pussy!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #24 June 8, 2001 TMI....imagine a guy acting like a total pussyI happen to like males because they are males.I can't imagine my DZ without them to look at...life would really be DULL. FYI...I like the ratio of males to females in skydiving too. Personally it can remain WASPy for all I care. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Iflyme 0 #25 June 9, 2001 QuoteHow come they won't let me drink at work? Would make the job way more fun. I'd even buy my own beer2 big elections in the past few months... the boss brings in beer for all of us in the newroom to "celebrate" our wonderful coverage! I love it when ya can drink on the job and the boss buys! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. 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Deleted 0 #8 June 6, 2001 I hate my job. It has nothing at all to do with jumpingOnly two more days and I get to do some night jumpsI wonder what idiot thought this crap up?I bet Tomb Raider will be a cool flick.Only two more days and I get to do night jumpsI wish I lived closer to the DZ.I HATE computers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #9 June 6, 2001 QuoteI'd have to say yes. Of course I'm a bit biased.Oh really? Why? Well, one of my questions has been answered: There is to be no skydiving today. Low cloud cover over the DZ. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grogs 0 #10 June 6, 2001 QuoteOh really? Why? Well, from my point of view, any attractive girl with any guy other than myself is with the wrong guy. I'm pretty sure I share that view with 99.99999% or so of the single male population on this planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
numskull99 0 #11 June 6, 2001 My personal opinion, Night jumps aren't as fun as I thought they would be. They are fun till you hafta land your canopie. And I feel it is kinda hard to surf out landings at night.Just my thought,-Nums Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #12 June 6, 2001 Why is it that the boss always walks by when I'm fucking off, not when I'm actually working?How many licks does it take to get the the center of a Tootsie Pop?Why is the weather so nice today when it sucked so bad all weekend?How come they won't let me drink at work? Would make the job way more fun. I'd even buy my own beer.pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
what42 0 #13 June 6, 2001 QuoteHow many licks does it take to get the the center of a Tootsie Pop?Three. I believe the owl tackled this tough question years ago.Wesley--I want to fly! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #14 June 7, 2001 QuoteHow come they won't let me drink at work? Would make the job way more fun. I'd even buy my own beer.Would that be the FIRST ti- ...oh, I get it. Nevermind.Blues, squares,PTiger*insert witty sig here* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #15 June 7, 2001 Quote How come they won't let me drink at work? Would make the job way more fun. I'd even buy my own beer. Because last time that happened I think someone at Square1 sent Luigi's VX46 to a 265# AFF grad to demo. But at least the crater made a nice in-ground hot tub.KrisCan't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #16 June 7, 2001 Wuzn't me. No one saw me. There ain't no video. You can't prove it.'Sides, I'm not allowed to ship anymore. That requires lifting and I'm not allowed to lift.pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #17 June 8, 2001 Quote 'Sides, I'm not allowed to ship anymore. That requires lifting and I'm not allowed to lift. I know the feeling. I tweaked my back once and couldn't take a whiz for days because the doc said I shouldn't lift anything heavy.Kris(BA DUM DUM CHING! Thanks a lot folks, I'll be here through Wednesday. Try the fish!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #18 June 8, 2001 Hey does anyone else find their sanity beginning to erode, especially at work on a sunny Friday afternoon??bleeeble bleeble bleeble bleeSpeed Racer"De plaene!! De plaene!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #19 June 8, 2001 QuoteHey does anyone else find their sanity beginning to erode, especially at work on a sunny Friday afternoon??Beginning? No. Continuing to? Yes. My sanity is crumbled and barely recognizable as such, in manner of ancient Greek ruins. Only my resentment holds me together. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #20 June 8, 2001 Here's a little joke for you. Wasn't worth starting a new thread:Three guys drive to a ski range and arrive late at night. They finally finda place to stay, but when they get to their room, they find that it only has onelarge bed, and this is the last room in the place. They decide, 'What the heck,it's only one night' and share the bed.The next morning, they all wake up. The guy on the left side of the bedsays, "I had the strangest dream. I thought some guy was jerking me off."The guy on the other side of bed is shocked. "I had the same dream, too!"The guy who slept in the middle says, "Well, I didn't have that dream. Ihad a dream that I was skiing!"Speed Racer"De plaene!! De plaene!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #21 June 8, 2001 MOUNTAIN DEW pills....let me know when you get some. I need those every morning to go with my pot of coffee!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #22 June 8, 2001 Rough day, too much sitting in the pool I guess...I forgot to tell you why men can't be more like women.If men were more like women we would hate them and think they were all catty bitches. PLUS, then whose a$$ would I check out? Females just don't compare in the rear view. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #23 June 8, 2001 QuoteIf men were more like women we would hate them and think they were all catty bitches. ROTFL!! Yes, very true. Also I couldn't take them seriously. "I'm not dating him -- he's a total pussy!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #24 June 8, 2001 TMI....imagine a guy acting like a total pussyI happen to like males because they are males.I can't imagine my DZ without them to look at...life would really be DULL. FYI...I like the ratio of males to females in skydiving too. Personally it can remain WASPy for all I care. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #25 June 9, 2001 QuoteHow come they won't let me drink at work? Would make the job way more fun. I'd even buy my own beer2 big elections in the past few months... the boss brings in beer for all of us in the newroom to "celebrate" our wonderful coverage! I love it when ya can drink on the job and the boss buys! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
