mountainman 0 #1 February 1, 2002 Have a great Friday!-------------------Weather Prediction Blooper This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? There was a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too because they were laughing so hard!JumpinDuo.com...come and sign the guestbook. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #2 February 1, 2002 Oh god that's funny. I would love to see that clip. "Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #3 February 1, 2002 It's an urban legend...but still funny. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #4 February 1, 2002 Damn you Jessica, now what are you gonna do to make up for ruining that for me? "Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #5 February 1, 2002 Hmm, make me an offer. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #6 February 1, 2002 I think you should make the offer being that I was the one who was slighted. "Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #7 February 1, 2002 QuoteI think you should make the offer being that I was the one who was slighted.You weren't slighted. You were educated.In fact, I think YOU owe ME for not allowing you to live in ignorance.So, I say, make me an offer.Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #8 February 1, 2002 You know what though? (Yes, I'm a post whore, but it's late at night so that makes it okay.)I'll tell you a TRUE story like that; maybe that'll make it up to you.I was working on the news desk of a paper, talking on the phone with an editor about the story budget. I had a particularly large amount of space to fill that day.He mentioned a story that he could give me, and said he could probably trim it down to 70 lines. There are 7 lines to an inch of news column."Steve," I said, "I can take a hell of a lot more than 10 inches if you've got it."We were both quiet for a moment.Then continued our conversation normally, except for my (and, I bet, his) bright red face.Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 26 #9 February 1, 2002 Good one Jess!! lolI've heard this one on the French Radio Canada TV channel one evening a few years ago...the anchor was giving the intro the the weather girl, and said (in french obviously): " so its going to be another hot and humid night with you Martine " they both has a 1/2 second blank and carried on! lolRemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BPO 0 #10 February 1, 2002 Quoteso its going to be another hot and humid night with you Martine Excellent line!Blue Skies! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 February 1, 2002 "I can take a hell of a lot more than 10 inches if you've got it."I like a woman with confidence!! "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #12 February 1, 2002 Quote" so its going to be another hot and humid night with you Martine "What is that in French? Je voudrais savoir.Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #13 February 1, 2002 QuoteSo, I say, make me an offer.Ok. Stop by Indy, and I am sure we could work something out together. "Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #14 February 1, 2002 QuoteSo, I say, make me an offer.Version 2--------------"Well, uh, first I'd take you shopping to stores you'd wanna shop in, And then we'd do lunch, probably at the cheese haus, followed by some golfing. And then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably die fleidermaus. And then I'd follow it all up with a drive to a secluded beach... Where I'd pop on the radio... And then we could slow dance 'til the sun came up." "Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 February 1, 2002 "And then we could slow dance 'til the sun came up."She'll never go for that! You didn't mention drunken monkey sex once..."It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrumpySmurf 0 #16 February 1, 2002 Oh my gAWD!They've gotten to him - someone, quick, get this man some bad beer, high cholesterol food and a football game - he must be saved. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #17 February 1, 2002 QuoteSo, I say, make me an offer.Version 3--------------drunken monkey sexThere ya go, Clay."Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #18 February 1, 2002 QuoteVersion 2--------------"Well, uh, first I'd take you shopping to stores you'd wanna shop in, And then we'd do lunch, probably at the cheese haus, followed by some golfing. And then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably die fleidermaus. And then I'd follow it all up with a drive to a secluded beach... Where I'd pop on the radio... And then we could slow dance 'til the sun came up.""That was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard ! Look at you. You're the kind of guy that would beg for sex. I should know. We can smell our own.""Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #19 February 1, 2002 Hey fancy a McDonalds..."no i'll pay"...."look ..i can make a fartin sound with my hand and armpit" "what?...in this phone box?...but people will see us" Now that's my idea of a night out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #20 February 1, 2002 For some reason I am laughing my ass off right now at this. And it is not even the fart noise thing, but the phone booth comment. For some reason, maybe cause it is friday, that is hilarious! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 February 1, 2002 "but people will see us" Thats the idea!!!! "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #23 February 2, 2002 Quoteget this man some bad beer, high cholesterol food and a football game - he must be saved.Hell, can I come too? That's my idea of a great afternoon. (If it's raining, of course.) Substitute basketball or hockey for the football, and I'll throw in the drunken monkey sex. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 26 #24 February 2, 2002 QuoteWhat is that in French? Je voudrais savoir.Without the accents (sorry, I amy be french, but the keyboard isnt)Ca va etre une autre soiree chaude et humide avec vous JessicaRemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #25 February 2, 2002 pas si je saute dedans là d'abord mon ami er...i think Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites