speaking of Texas ... any Dallas fans???

[Beachbum 0]

We're the mighty cowboys ... our offense moves the ball ...
Our defense stops the other team ... our kickers beat them all ...
But that's just on this arcade game ... we wish it was for real ...
We know it’s back to normal ... when we actually take the field
Our offense it will suck again ... the ball moves the wrong way ..
Our defense just flat won’t exist ... they’ve gone to church to pray ..
Our kickers kick their own damned shins ... we might as well desist ...
And special teams, well they’re a treat .. for the other team, that is ..
But wait until next year comes round .... much better we will be ...
Our draft picks they should help a lot ... they’ll suit us to a tee ..
We’ll draft one guy to get our stash .. and keep him out of jail ..
But if he gets there anyway .. old JJ has the bail ..
Or we might try a different way .. free agents we could get ..
Safe passage for our stash might be .. to ride on the team jet ..
The writers they say that we’re close .. and getting so much better ..
But if they were on high school teams .. most of these guys wouldn’t letter ..
Good players, they want out of here .. with JJ they will plea ..
Please just let us go our ways .. to anywhere we’ll flee ..
The fans they don’t want us to leave .. it’s really not a sin ..
To want to go to a decent team .. where we might actually win ..
A real coach sure would help our cause .. and keep us all in line ..
And maybe play a season through .. without a major fine ..
But JJ has to interfere .. and stick his nose right in ..
No decent coach puts up with that .. they’ll not come work for him ..
Where are the days of Staubauch .. and good old Danny White ..
We wish that they were not so old .. they’d surely help our plight ..
Old Tom was not Lombardi .. but still a damned good coach ..
We wish they’d never sold the team .. to JJ, he’s a roach ..
The traditions of Drew Pearson .. Dandy Don and Bobby Hayes ..
And of Newhouse and Don Renfro .. we surely miss those days ..
Calvin Hill and Tony Hill .. oh, the offenses we’ve had ..
But now-a-days the offense .. well, at best, it is just bad ..
And the defenses with Lilly .. Randy White, Jeffcoat and Pugh ..
They look at the Cowboys now .. they’re glad that they are thru ..
Harvey Martin and Gene Lockhart .. Lee Roy Jordan, oh the glory ..
Such great defenses way back then .. that’s no longer the story ..
If those guys were here now .. hate to hear just what they’d say ..
We’ve brought dishonor to the team .. for which they used to play ..
They see enormous payrolls .. and can’t imagine why ..
Its such small player effort .. that all those millions buy ..
We’re so happy now to be this way .. those old guys must be fools ..
They played for hard for oh so little .. those teams paid like schools ..
If it’s effort that they want to see .. well then they ought to rank ..
How hard we drive our Porsches .. taking our checks to the bank ..

Yes, we’re the mighty cowboys .. at least we were, way back ..
We hope to be again, someday .. there’s so much that we lack ..
We hold our heads up, anyway .. and maybe shed a tear ..
Cause we know we’re the cowboys .. and we’ll suck again next year ..

[freeflir29 0]

"AWWWW.......the Denver Broncos???"
"Marge.....you wouldn't understand.It's just not the same." -Homer Simpson
"I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay

[Jessica 0]

Bleah, Cowboys suck.
GOOOOOO MAVERICKS!
(And STOOOOOP SUCKING STARS!!)

[indyz 1]

(Chorus)
We are the Bears Shufflin' Crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you.
We're so bad we know we're good.
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would.
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone.
We're not here to start no trouble.
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.
Well, they call me Sweetness,
And I like to dance.
Runnin' the ball is like makin' romance.
We've had the goal since training camp
To give Chicago a Super Bowl Champ.
And we're not doin' this
Because we're greedy.
The Bears are doin' it to feed the needy.
We didn't come here to look for trouble,
We just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.
This is Speedy Willie, and I'm world class.
I like runnin' but i love to get the pass.
I practice all day and dance all night,
I got to get ready for the Sunday fight.
Now I'm as smooth as a chocolate swirl,
I dance a little funky, so watch me girl.
There's not one here that does it like me,
My Super Bowl Shuffle will set you free.
I'm Samurai Mike I stop'em cold.
Part of the defense, big and bold,
I've been jammin' for quite a while,
Doin' what's right and settin' the style,
Give me a chance, I'll rock you good,
Nobody messin' in my neighborhood.
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just came to do The Super Bowl Shuffle
(Repeat Chorus)
I'm the punky QB, known as McMahon.
When I hit the turf, I've got no plan.
I just throw my body all over the field.
I can't dance, but I can throw the pill.
I motivate the cats, I like to tease.
I play so cool, I aim to please.
That's why you all got here on the double
To catch me doin' the Super Bowl Shuffle.
I'm mama's boy Otis, one of a kind.
The ladies all love me
For my body and my mind.
I'm slick on the floor as I can be
But ain't no sucker gonna get past me.
Some guys are jealous
Of my style and class,
That's why some end up on their -,
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just get down to The Super Bowl Shuffle.
They say Jimbo is our man.
If Jimmy can't do it, I sure can.
This is Steve, and it's no wonder
I run like lightnin', pass like thunder.
So bring on Atlanta, bring on Dallas,
This is for Mike and Papa Bear Halas.
I'm not here to feather his ruffle,
I just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.
I'm L.A. Mike, and I play it cool.
They don't sneak by me 'cause I'm no fool.
I fly on the field and get on down.
Everybody knows I don't mess around.
I can break'em, shake'em,
Any time of day.
I like to steal it and make 'em pay,
So please don't cry to beat my hustle
'Cause I'm just here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.
(Repeat Chorus)
The sackman's comin', I'm your man Dent.
if the quarterback's slow,
He's gonna get bent.
We stop the run, we stop the pass,
I like to dump guys on their -.
We love to play for the world's best fans,
You better start makin'
Your Super Bowl plans.
But don't get ready or go to any trouble
Unless you practice
The Super Bowl Shuffle.
It's Gary here, and I'm Mr.Clean.
They call me "hit man,"
Don't know what they mean.
They throw it long and watch me run,
I'm on my man, one-on-one.
Buddy's guys cover it down to the bone,
That's why they call us the 46 zone.
Come on everybody let's scream and yell,
We're goin' to do the Shuffle,
Then ring your bell.
You're lookin' at the Fridge,
I'm the rookie.
I may be large, but I'm no dumb cookie.
You've seen me hit, you've seen me run,
When I kick and pass, we'll have more fun.
I can dance, you will see
The others, they all learn from me.
I don't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.
(Repeat Chorus)
--
Brian
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[AggieDave 6]

Daa Boys...Daaaa Boys...Da Boys...
Well, I used to be a big Dallas fan, but I'm fed up with JJ so I just gave up on it. Actually, I'm pretty much given up on the NFL, I'd rather watch Collge Ball any day...
"Give me one ping and one ping only..."

[PhillyKev 0]

Here's the Eagles song...
Yo, f you, you f'in stoonad. Get the f outta here before I shove a cheesesteak up your ass!
Sing to any tune you like.
cielos azules y cerveza fría
-Kevin

[Beachbum 0]

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Bleah, Cowboys suck.

I agree ... was the whole point in writing that ... LOL ... I'm a Pack fan .. As long as you are happy with yourself ... who cares what the rest of the world thinks?

[Sebazz1 2]

Football?? It is played on the weekends right??
I only watch if it's raining or if it's monday night. Other than that i jump out of planes..........................................oh and if I did care about football I would hate the cowboys Go Niners!!
Sebazz............

[FreeflyGoat 0]

American football sucks. I had to grow up in one of the biggest football states playing european futball (soccer).
Goat aka Dereck aka SuperFreak
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