bbarnhouse 0 #1 March 20, 2002 1. Never give yourself a haircut after 3 margaritas2.you need only 2 tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.3.The five most essential words for a healthy,vital relationship are "I apologize" and "You are right".4.Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.5.When you make a mistake, make ammends right away. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm!6.The only really good advice your mother gave you was "Go! You might meet somebody"7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her believe them!8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself; "Will this matter one year from now? How about a month?One week? One day?9.Never pass up an opportunity to pee. (LOL)10.If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance! (course if you weren't breathing.....)11. Living really well is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.12. Work is good, but not all important.13. Finally......be nice to your friends and family.....you never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan!It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BPO 0 #2 March 20, 2002 Quote 2.you need only 2 tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape. Excellent rule!Thanks for the laugh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #3 March 20, 2002 Betsy,I think I'm going ot have to plagiarize ya again and resend another of your lists.....I'm not talking about your pig tails, I'm talking about your sex appeal.... hit the road and I'm gone.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #4 March 20, 2002 #3 should be "Thanks for the pack job". CyaDIt aint what you fly, its how you fly it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #5 March 20, 2002 #14 When all else fails, it only takes a little pixie dust!"Psycho Monkey" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #6 March 20, 2002 #15. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are. flyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #7 March 20, 2002 LOL~Okay....#15. Say what you mean......and mean what you say!It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 789 #8 March 20, 2002 #16: Buy Your Beer!!!!!!It's not a real sport unless you can die from massive internal trauamaLippy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
