jfields 0 #1 April 3, 2002 How Many Kids Do You Have? 0 - Not gonna happen, never! 0 - Some day, maybe. 0 - Got one in the works now. 1 2 3 4 or more Don't know. Which 'Kids', human children, or goats? Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
axe96bam 0 #2 April 3, 2002 None yet, but hope to be the proud owner of a couple of dz rats / personal packers some day.Alex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 April 3, 2002 I have one....now I look back and say "What in the hell was I thinking????" Great kid.....it's his mother I can do without....."I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #4 April 3, 2002 One. Best part about having a kid is the last few months before they move out! pull & flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #5 April 3, 2002 Quote.....it's his mother I can do without.....From what I gather, you are doing quite well without her, and working to get your son in that boat too. Good luck!Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #6 April 3, 2002 Tequila Girl and I are gonna start practicing soon... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 2,454 #7 April 3, 2002 No kids, but four Sprauge-Dawley lab rats! Just as messy, but quieter.-bill von Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #8 April 3, 2002 QuoteBest part about having a kid is the last few months before they move out! So I'm at about T -18 years? Doh! Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #9 April 3, 2002 QuoteGood luck!Trust me...I need it. She is one crafty evil bitch and no one seems to care in the legal community. I cringe every time I write another $1000, $2000, $5000 check. I keep thinking......You know how many jumps, rigs, trips to great DZ's that is..... Oh well....something that has to be done....."I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nacmacfeegle 0 #10 April 3, 2002 I got a little ankle biter / packer on the way.I guess my life is gonna have to change..............CyaD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #11 April 3, 2002 QuoteI got a little ankle biter / packer on the way.Congrats! Me too. When is the baby due? Do you know if it is a boy or girl?Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites quade 3 #12 April 3, 2002 Yeah, that's all the world needs, a miniature copy of me.No. No. No.quadehttp://futurecam.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nacmacfeegle 0 #13 April 3, 2002 Its a boy, woohoo=more toys, he's due around the end of june / start of july. This ties up nicely with me finishing this phase of our current project, and moving back to Scotland/Europe.He'll be our first, and I'm really looking forward to it.CyaD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kmcguffee 0 #14 April 3, 2002 Quotewoohoo=more toys lol......I've been trying to convince my 5 year old that he wants a Playstation2 for about 6 months now. I've got to get him out of this Power Ranger phase first. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #15 April 3, 2002 QuoteYeah, that's all the world needs, a miniature copy of meWhy am I picturing the little chicken with glasses out of "Froghorn Leghorn" "I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #16 April 3, 2002 Just happened to come across this-Foghorn Leghorn quotes:Clunk enough people and we'll have a nation of lumpheads. Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. That womans as cold as a nudist on an iceberg. She reminds me of Paul Revere's ride - a little light in the belfry. Gal reminds me of the highway between Ft. Worth and Dallas - no curves. As bare as a cooch dancer's midriff. Boy's like a dead horse - got no get up and go... Hey boy, you cover about as much as a flapper's skirt in a high wind. She's tryin' to make a pantywaist out of that poor kid. That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver. If kid don't stop talkin' so much he'll get his tongue sunburned. Well, barbeque my hamhocks! That dog's as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrrel of oat meal. That boy's as strong as an ox, and just about as smart. Look sister, is any of this filtering through that little blue bonnet of yours? You're doing a lot of choppin', but no chips are flyin'. The boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball. I've got this boy as figgity as a bubble dancer with a slow leak. Newest additions: You look like two miles of bad road That boy's just like a tattoo...gets under your skin This is gonna cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show! I-I-I know what you're gonna say son. When two halves is gone there's nuthin' left - and you're right. It's a little ol' worm who wasn't there. Two nuthins is nuthin'. That's mathematics son. You can argue with me but you can't argue with figures. Two half nuthins is a whole nuthin'Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jabeln79 0 #17 April 3, 2002 None yet or for a while. Still waiting to meet the perfect skychick.Blue Skies Joe "Knowledge is the antidote to fear."--- Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChromeBoy 0 #18 April 3, 2002 Did you end up shaggin' that girl in the picture you posted awhile back Jabelin? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyDekker 1,150 #19 April 3, 2002 I voted that I have one in the works, but that is not entirely true. I am getting married this year. The "plan" is to have children not too long after that.SkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #20 April 3, 2002 Quote. . . but quieter.What about Squeeky?Keith Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jabeln79 0 #21 April 3, 2002 I had a great weekend of jumping instead. I still cant pass up jumping even if it might bump that first number up. Blue Skies Joe "Knowledge is the antidote to fear."--- Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindsey 0 #22 April 3, 2002 Kids....mine scored some MAJOR points last night as I was getting ready for work. I don't wear make-up usually, except for work and not much then.....but as I was preparing my face, Jay (age 5) walks in and says (get this)...."Mom, you're even more beautiful without make-up...." Did you get that? "even....more.....beautiful!" Yep....he just moved a a few places on Santa's list....Peace~LindseyEve was framed! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kingbunky 3 #23 April 3, 2002 as long as they have a steady job and you don't end up having to pay your bills and theirs, or face the prospect of them moving back in and not working, or maybe ending up in the street. not that i have any experience with this sort of thing at all... it's ummmm, hypothetical. yeah, that's it, it happened to a friend... yeah, that's the ticket...nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #24 April 3, 2002 Hehehehee....wait till he gets a few years older and pretends he can't stand you.....Ahhh...kids........"I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChromeBoy 0 #25 April 3, 2002 Does your kid have a bunch of stuffed sheep as dolls Clay? 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billvon 2,454 #7 April 3, 2002 No kids, but four Sprauge-Dawley lab rats! Just as messy, but quieter.-bill von Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #8 April 3, 2002 QuoteBest part about having a kid is the last few months before they move out! So I'm at about T -18 years? Doh! Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 April 3, 2002 QuoteGood luck!Trust me...I need it. She is one crafty evil bitch and no one seems to care in the legal community. I cringe every time I write another $1000, $2000, $5000 check. I keep thinking......You know how many jumps, rigs, trips to great DZ's that is..... Oh well....something that has to be done....."I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #10 April 3, 2002 I got a little ankle biter / packer on the way.I guess my life is gonna have to change..............CyaD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #11 April 3, 2002 QuoteI got a little ankle biter / packer on the way.Congrats! Me too. When is the baby due? Do you know if it is a boy or girl?Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #12 April 3, 2002 Yeah, that's all the world needs, a miniature copy of me.No. No. No.quadehttp://futurecam.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #13 April 3, 2002 Its a boy, woohoo=more toys, he's due around the end of june / start of july. This ties up nicely with me finishing this phase of our current project, and moving back to Scotland/Europe.He'll be our first, and I'm really looking forward to it.CyaD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #14 April 3, 2002 Quotewoohoo=more toys lol......I've been trying to convince my 5 year old that he wants a Playstation2 for about 6 months now. I've got to get him out of this Power Ranger phase first. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 April 3, 2002 QuoteYeah, that's all the world needs, a miniature copy of meWhy am I picturing the little chicken with glasses out of "Froghorn Leghorn" "I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #16 April 3, 2002 Just happened to come across this-Foghorn Leghorn quotes:Clunk enough people and we'll have a nation of lumpheads. Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. That womans as cold as a nudist on an iceberg. She reminds me of Paul Revere's ride - a little light in the belfry. Gal reminds me of the highway between Ft. Worth and Dallas - no curves. As bare as a cooch dancer's midriff. Boy's like a dead horse - got no get up and go... Hey boy, you cover about as much as a flapper's skirt in a high wind. She's tryin' to make a pantywaist out of that poor kid. That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver. If kid don't stop talkin' so much he'll get his tongue sunburned. Well, barbeque my hamhocks! That dog's as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrrel of oat meal. That boy's as strong as an ox, and just about as smart. Look sister, is any of this filtering through that little blue bonnet of yours? You're doing a lot of choppin', but no chips are flyin'. The boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball. I've got this boy as figgity as a bubble dancer with a slow leak. Newest additions: You look like two miles of bad road That boy's just like a tattoo...gets under your skin This is gonna cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show! I-I-I know what you're gonna say son. When two halves is gone there's nuthin' left - and you're right. It's a little ol' worm who wasn't there. Two nuthins is nuthin'. That's mathematics son. You can argue with me but you can't argue with figures. Two half nuthins is a whole nuthin'Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jabeln79 0 #17 April 3, 2002 None yet or for a while. Still waiting to meet the perfect skychick.Blue Skies Joe "Knowledge is the antidote to fear."--- Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #18 April 3, 2002 Did you end up shaggin' that girl in the picture you posted awhile back Jabelin? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,150 #19 April 3, 2002 I voted that I have one in the works, but that is not entirely true. I am getting married this year. The "plan" is to have children not too long after that.SkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #20 April 3, 2002 Quote. . . but quieter.What about Squeeky?Keith Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jabeln79 0 #21 April 3, 2002 I had a great weekend of jumping instead. I still cant pass up jumping even if it might bump that first number up. Blue Skies Joe "Knowledge is the antidote to fear."--- Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #22 April 3, 2002 Kids....mine scored some MAJOR points last night as I was getting ready for work. I don't wear make-up usually, except for work and not much then.....but as I was preparing my face, Jay (age 5) walks in and says (get this)...."Mom, you're even more beautiful without make-up...." Did you get that? "even....more.....beautiful!" Yep....he just moved a a few places on Santa's list....Peace~LindseyEve was framed! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #23 April 3, 2002 as long as they have a steady job and you don't end up having to pay your bills and theirs, or face the prospect of them moving back in and not working, or maybe ending up in the street. not that i have any experience with this sort of thing at all... it's ummmm, hypothetical. yeah, that's it, it happened to a friend... yeah, that's the ticket...nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #24 April 3, 2002 Hehehehee....wait till he gets a few years older and pretends he can't stand you.....Ahhh...kids........"I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #25 April 3, 2002 Does your kid have a bunch of stuffed sheep as dolls Clay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
