ScottishJohn 25 #1 May 15, 2002 It's gonna be 26 deg C (79F) over the next few days so I won't be able to be in work friday to post any friday funnies as I will be at Hinton DZin shorts & shades.So Here is the joke that I would have posted on Friday.A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bumdeodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more."I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any.""But I always get it here," says the blonde."Do you have the container it comes in?""Yes!" said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her,"This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container,"To apply, push up bottom."=================================I can smell your brains !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #2 May 15, 2002 QuoteIt's gonna be 26 deg C (79F) over the next few daysYou do know about the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Father Xmas, don't you?RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #3 May 15, 2002 > You do know about the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Father > Xmas, don't you?Surely you not suggesting that my colleagues would lie to me ?http://www.met-office.gov.uk/ukcity/banbury.html=================================I can smell your brains !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #4 May 15, 2002 Quotehttp://www.met-office.gov.uk/ukcity/banbury.htmlROTFLMAOAs I said, you do know about the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Father Xmas?RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #5 May 15, 2002 Hey ScottishJohn.I have a bridge I want to sell you. Going cheap, hardly been used.I wish the real worldwould just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #6 May 15, 2002 I'll be the one having the last laugh when I am out at the DZ enjoying the sunshine on friday while you are at work PS What sort of bridge ?=================================I can smell your brains !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #7 May 15, 2002 English sunshine.....bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.A very nice bridge.Previously owned by a little old lady who only used it on Sundays to get to church.I wish the real worldwould just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 May 15, 2002 Hahahahahaa.....it took me a minute to get that joke. I'm an American and had to sotr out the slang....good one though. I heard a an old wives tale once that talked about sunshine in England. "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #9 May 15, 2002 "Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Father Xmas"That'll be Justin, Jumperpaula, and BillBooth ! CyaD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #10 May 16, 2002 Well the English sunshine has arrived (as forecast) see the atatchment for the temp observation for RAF Brize Norton<---------------------------Now where did I put that tooth fairy =================================I can smell your brains !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #11 May 16, 2002 nanana... you said friday! still 24 hours to go before it goes FUBAR ! RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #12 May 16, 2002 So naive. It is almost preciousI wish the real worldwould just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #13 May 16, 2002 > nanana... you said friday! still 24 hours to go before it goes FUBAR ! LOLIf the forecast is correct , and there is no reason it shouldn't be [crosses fingers] , then tomorrow should be even better. After the cold winter and spring we had I will settle for any thing in the high teen - low twenties and friday is such a nice day to take off workand head for the DZ.Blue Skys and sunshine=================================I can smell your brains !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E150 0 #14 May 16, 2002 Booooo HooooooooI got 10 mins in the sun at lunch. I'm working tomorow and the forcast for the weekend is not nearly as nice See you at Hinton on Sunday John. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #15 May 16, 2002 You don't look too well Jo , maybe you should take tomorrow off. just remember to use plenty of sun block coz you can't go back to work burnt after taking a sickie. =================================I can smell your brains !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E150 0 #16 May 16, 2002 Well, I have a three day week next week and a three day week the week after (going jumpin in Ireland I'm pack bitaching on Sunday - may be able to get 1 in. I LOVE sunshine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 May 16, 2002 QuoteI LOVE sunshine. Golly gee whiz....I love you too "And to those who have seen it, it's a true work of art" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E150 0 #18 May 16, 2002 aawwww Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ScottishJohn 25 #19 May 16, 2002 Who doesn't love sunshine !=================================I can smell your brains !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #20 May 16, 2002 QuoteWho doesn't love sunshine !Awww, you guys!! So sweet!!"And to those who have seen it, it's a true work of art" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #21 May 16, 2002 QuoteWho doesn't love sunshine !I don't love her just yet ....but licking her sounds pretty good...."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ScottishJohn 25 #22 May 16, 2002 LOL, I like the way you think.=================================I can smell your brains !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
ScottishJohn 25 #19 May 16, 2002 Who doesn't love sunshine !=================================I can smell your brains !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #20 May 16, 2002 QuoteWho doesn't love sunshine !Awww, you guys!! So sweet!!"And to those who have seen it, it's a true work of art" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 May 16, 2002 QuoteWho doesn't love sunshine !I don't love her just yet ....but licking her sounds pretty good...."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #22 May 16, 2002 LOL, I like the way you think.=================================I can smell your brains !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
