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billvon

Ride from Chicago - Rantoul

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I might be able to help you out. I'm flying to Champaign Aug 1 and getting the hotel all taken care of, then going to Chicago later that night to shack up with an old friend ;)

Could get ya on the way back on Aug 2 if it's in the morning.

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I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

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If you wanna go and take a ride with me
with three women in the floor suckin Chromey
Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!)

If you wanna go and get high with me
Smoke my pipe in the back of my Benz-y
Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, must be the money!)

In Rantoul on the last flight, feelin right
Lookin tryin to spot somethin real nice
Lookin for a little girly I noticed so that I can take home
(I can take home)
She can be 18 (18) with an attitude
or 19 kinda snotty actin real rude
But as long as you a tricky, tricky, trick girl you know that it's on
(Know that it's on)
I peep something comin towards me at the gear store
Sexy and real slow (hey)
Sayin she was peepin and she dug my last freefly
So when Chromie, can we go; how could I tell her no?
Her measurements were 36-25-34

I like those stylish close you wear
I like freeflyin through the air
You can hear me coming from way over there

If you wanna go and take a ride with me
with three women in the floor suckin Chromey
Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!)

If you wanna go and get high with me
Smoke my pipe in the back of my Benz-y
Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, must be the money!)

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>Hey, Bill....fly me up to Chicago, and I'll drive ya!

So fly you up and rent you a car and you'll drive me down, eh? After the ridiculous amount of money I spent on skydiving this summer so far, I think I have to pass on that . . .

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>Bill's girlfriend lives 10 minutes from me! Maybe I should go to the
> hospital and introduce myself to her tonight. I won't flirt with her or
> anything, Bill.

Sure! She's probably bored. I wouldn't try spanking her, though, unless you can run really fast.

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OMG, I leave the computer for a few hours, and this is what I find! Lummy, you rat, you knew I was leaving too!

To set the record straight, I believe most of the time I'm told I'm a bad girl, and deserve a spanking. I'm not going to say whether I enjoy it or not.;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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