quade 3 #1 July 23, 2002 THIS is disturbing on several levels. Sure, I'll go to see it -- probably Thursday night. But as President of the U.S., I probably wouldn't be doing Dr. Evil imitations! Sheesh!quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 July 23, 2002 Dude....there's no way he ever did that to a reporter. There would be pics plastered everywhere. I wish he would though....that would be funny stuff!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymut 0 #3 July 23, 2002 That is cool!! . Become president, get slammed and criticized by the free world, but hey, you get to see new movies before anyone else. Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #4 July 23, 2002 I think that is pretty cool. He IS human just like the rest of us. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #5 July 23, 2002 RHIPquade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 July 23, 2002 I can picture Bush Sr running around the oval office yelling.... Fire the "Laser!!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #7 July 23, 2002 Colon Powell in the corner with an eye patch on. Little Mini George running around. Bill Clinton is like Austin Powers..."Do I make you horny baby. Let's shag." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #8 July 23, 2002 QuoteRHIP Was' 'dat stan' fo'? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymut 0 #9 July 23, 2002 QuoteColon Powell in the corner with an eye patch on. Little Mini George running around. Bill Clinton is like Austin Powers..."Do I make you horny baby. Let's shag." That'swhat I was thinking too. 'Mini me' wants to add 'sharks with frickin' lasers on their heads' to the defense budget. Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #10 July 23, 2002 When Bush found out that the U.S. was aware of the terrorist activity prior to 9/11 he said..."Throw me a frickin' bone here. I'm the boss, I need the info." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 July 23, 2002 QuoteWas' 'dat stan' fo' Militaryese for Rank Has It's Priveledges. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #12 July 23, 2002 QuoteMilitaryese for Rank Has It's Priveledges. That's what I said when the whole Clinton / Lewinsky thing came out!...joke...She's butt ugly! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 July 23, 2002 QuoteShe's butt ugly! Like Slick Willie is a prize?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #14 July 23, 2002 Quoteaccording to a source close to the president. Umm, Al Gore is not close to the president. QuoteShe's butt ugly Aint this the truth! Imagine getting impeached over that! _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 July 23, 2002 QuoteImagine getting impeached over that I would be more embarrassed just by the fact that my friends found out.....much less having it plastered on CNN. What a dumbass!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #16 July 23, 2002 ***White House Musings*** Colon Powell: "VP Chaney, I want you to meet Georges nemesis, Bin Laden." VP Chaney: "What are you feedin him? Why don't you just kill him?" Dr. Bush: "No VP Chaney I have an even better idea. I'm going to place them in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death." VP Chaney: "Why don't you just shoot him now? I mean I'll go get a gun we'll shoot him together, it'll be fun. Bang. Dead. Done." Dr Bush: "One more peep out of you and you are grounded mister, and I'm not joking. Alright lets begin." Mr Bin Laden: "Dr. Bush, do you really expect them to pay?" Dr. Bush: "No Mr. Bin Laden, I expect them to die. Even after they pay me the money I'm still going to melt every Taliban on the planet with liquid hot magma. Release the sharks. Mr. Bin laden you'll notice that all the sharks have laser beams attached to their heads. I figure every creature deserves a warm meal." Colon Powell: "Dr. Bush, it's about the sharks. When you were frozen they were put on the endangered species list. We tried to get some but it would have taken months to clear up the red tape." Dr. Bush: "You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with freakin laser beams attached to their heads. Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cant be done. Ah can you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly, throw me a bone here. What do we have?" Colon Powell: "Sea Bass." Dr. Bush: "Right." Colon Powell: "They are mutated see bass." Dr. Bush: "Really. Are they ill tempered." Colon Powell: "Absolutely." Dr. Bush: "Well that's a start...that's something." Alright guard. Begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism. Close the tank." VP Chaney: "Wait. Aren't you even gonna watch them? They could get away." Dr. Bush: "No no no. I'm gonna leave them alone and not actually witness them dying I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan." VP Chaney: "What?" I have a gun in my room. You give me five seconds ill get it, ill come back down here. Boom. Ill blow there brains out." Dr. Bush: "VP Chaney, you just don't get it do you. You don't." VP Chaney: "Its no hassle." "Shh." "But...Shh." "I'm...Shh." "All I'm say...Shh." "There gonna get awa..Shh." "I...Shh." "I'm just...Shh." "We...Shh." "Woul...Shh." "Knock-Knock." "Who's there?" "Shh." "Look...Shh. Let me tell you a little story about a man named shh. Shh. Even before you start that was a preemptive shh. Just know that I have a whole bag of shh with your name on it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #17 July 23, 2002 Nathan, You have much too much time on your hands. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #18 July 23, 2002 I love it. I'll take a sense of humor over ideology any day. Remember when Reagan joked "the missiles have been launched"? Anybody in a life-or-death business, pilots, cops, firefighters, nurses, paramedics, soldiers, marines, and airmen all have great institutional senses of humor. If the CIC was a humorless robot like, hmmm, THEN there'd be something to worry about. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 July 23, 2002 Ya know....thats even funny when you read it...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #20 July 23, 2002 I laughed............it was funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pilotdave 0 #21 July 24, 2002 Read the subject and had to do it. See attachment. Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Milo 0 #22 July 24, 2002 That is freaking great! Can you send me a hi-res version so I can waste company dollars and print out a poster for my wall? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #23 July 24, 2002 I'll just bet the skydiving scenes were his favorite part.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pilotdave 0 #24 July 24, 2002 QuoteThat is freaking great! Can you send me a hi-res version so I can waste company dollars and print out a poster for my wall? Hehe I would if I had one, but that's it. Couldnt find any good high res pics of dr. evil and mini me (in the extensive 5 minute google search I did). If you can find a high res version of that picture, maybe I'll redo it. High res means I need to be more careful though so it might take a little longer. Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
