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For anyone that is interested. Tonight I and several local jumpers will be meeting for some cold beers here in Palo Alto at Antonio's Nut House. We have been meeting here for several years on occasional thurday nights. Anyway you are welcome to join us starting around 8:00...B|

It is on California Ave. in Palo Alto...B|

~Cheers to beers~

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This sounds like a plan B| :-

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar waiting to catch any drunk drivers. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes, switching the wipers on and off etc.

Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyser test.
The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."
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abw = alcohol content of a beverage by weight
abv = alcohol content of a beverage by volume

Brand abw abv proof
Amstel Light 2.90 3.63 7.25
Anchor Steam 3.58 4.48 8.95
Asahi 3.61 4.51 9.03
Bass Pale Ale 3.60 4.50 9.00
Beck's 4.00 5.00 10.00
Budweiser (USA) 3.73 4.66 9.33
Bud Light 2.74 3.43 6.85
Carlsberg 3.39 4.92 9.84
Colt 45 4.71 5.89 11.78
Coors 3.61 4.51 9.03
Coors Light 3.20 4.00 8.00
Dortmunder Union 5.80 7.25 14.50
Dos Equis 3.76 4.70 9.40
EKU 28 8.73 10.91 21.83
Elephant 5.93 7.39 14.78
Killian's Red 4.48 5.70 11.40
Guinness 3.40 4.20 8.40
Guinness Extra Stout 4.80 6.00 12.00
Harp 3.78 4.73 9.45
Heineken 3.88 4.85 9.70
Labatt's 50 3.97 4.96 9.93
Lowenbrau 3.94 4.93 9.85
McEwan's Scotch Ale 3.59 4.48 8.96
Miller Genuine 3.71 4.64 9.28
Miller Light 3.35 4.19 8.38
Milwaukee's Beast 3.51 4.39 8.78
Molson Ale 3.97 4.96 9.93
Moosehead 3.91 4.89 9.78
Olympia 3.83 4.79 9.58
Pabst Blue Ribbon 3.76 4.70 9.40
Pilsner Urquell 3.34 4.18 8.35
St Pauli Girl 4.24 5.30 10.60
Samichlaus 9.16 11.80 23.60
Samuel Adams Lager 3.40 4.25 8.50
Tuborg 3.70 4.63 9.25
Whitbread Ale 3.54 4.43 8.85
Young's London Ale 4.87 6.09 12.18
7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

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