groza 0 #1 August 20, 2002 "Stupid question" People worryWhat if it will not open ?But we skydive Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 August 20, 2002 great here we go againI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #3 August 20, 2002 Aren't haikus supposed to be 5-7-5 ? Yours is 4-7-4... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groza 0 #4 August 20, 2002 1) I am sorry for my english, my native language is russian2) The original in russian was 5-7-53) The rule 5-7-5 is traditional only for the japanese language and not necessarily - as I know, i am novice in haiku. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #5 August 20, 2002 Quotegreat here we go again Yup. I hear the sound of running feet. I do believe it is Fallingmarc. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #6 August 20, 2002 Oh, and what's that patter of little feet in the hall that I hear? Yep, it's Jessica. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #7 August 20, 2002 Life is now complete; everyone associates Haiku, Jessica Here's my favorite work-related haiku, by my friend Ted: Deadline has passed Your pages have not cleared. Anguished screaming. Please note the effectiveness of the above lines, though they are not written in 5-7-5. Feel free to adapt the flowing fluidity of haiku in whatever form your muse insists.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #8 August 20, 2002 a kak eto po russki napisat?7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 August 20, 2002 Oh god, here we go more haiku on the forums will it ever end? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #10 August 20, 2002 The ranks are forming Lurkers tremble in fear Haiku Pimps unite M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 August 20, 2002 All hail FallingMarc He's the haiku pimp master Too bad he's so young ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #12 August 20, 2002 Please, I'm not THAT young Birthday is the thirty-first I'm turning... 20 And, This week is a bitch must be back to training now I could use a nap M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #13 August 20, 2002 Naked big boobies The cold air makes nipples hard Hormones like oderves7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShortBus 0 #14 August 20, 2002 Broke it didnt you shouldnt have took it apart got what you deserve yup... He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groza 0 #15 August 21, 2002 "Wednesday" The gloomy skyFuck the wednesdaySaturday is coming Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #16 August 21, 2002 There once was a skydiver lad And not enough sleep had he had While sitting online and wasting some time he shouted, "This isn't a haiku! It's not even a limerick! The last line doesn't fit the meter, or rhyme, or anything! What a dumbass!" M Yes, I'm feeling loopy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #17 August 21, 2002 Never wrote a Haiku But this is not a first try So I don't owe beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #18 August 21, 2002 Boy-toy was away But he came home yesterday Lot's of sex for me I'm sitting at work Staring at the clouds outside Wishing I could jump If your ass itches It might be a large hemoriod Time for some ass cream Haikus are great fun I've wasted time writing some So there's more to come. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #19 August 21, 2002 Here's another one About sex and skydiving Two wonderful things Whenever I jump It gets me all excited So then I need sex If you're still reading You must be as bored as me My haiku's aren't good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marz 0 #20 August 21, 2002 i have to wonder does PLF work at all or does she just post? HAIKUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!! _________________________________________ Did I just kill another thread? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #21 August 21, 2002 I'm still writing these I have nothing else to do Hope you're entertained Oh, that reminds me If you like entertainment Check out Andi's web cam She will rock your world She likes to work the belly dance It's titilating. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #22 August 21, 2002 Work is slow right now It will pick up soon next week So won't be posting Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #23 August 21, 2002 I will owe some beer For this is my first Haiku Gosh now I feel queer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marz 0 #24 August 21, 2002 no shit work is slow i cannot read a thread without seeing you _________________________________________ Did I just kill another thread? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marz 0 #25 August 21, 2002 i am one to talk my boss is retiring I am doing zilch _________________________________________ Did I just kill another thread? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites