Viking 0 #1 August 23, 2002 No shit there i was helping my grandma do some grocery shopping at Albertsons. We get all of our stuff in the cart and headed to the checkout. On the way there one of the store employees (i young redheaded chick) looks up from what shes doing and proceeds to look me up and down several times as we are walking towards her. She notices that i see what she is doing and blushs and smiles. I smile back and Say Hi. She just turns red and goes back to stocking a shelf. Then when we get up to the register the lady behind us does the same thing!! Talk about feeling like a peice of meat!!! Now this got me thinking on the drive home. Was I getting these looks b/c of my physical appearence or b/c I was there with my grandmother helping her do things. Ladies opions please.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #2 August 23, 2002 Bloke's opinion - they were insane ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #3 August 23, 2002 It is because your zipper was undone man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #4 August 23, 2002 They were probably thinking, "What the hell is a hot piece of ass like that doing with a freak like him???" :) he he he -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #5 August 23, 2002 bwhahahahahahahaahaha omgI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #6 August 23, 2002 Stop going out dressed in drag and you won't get funny looks from people anymore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #7 August 23, 2002 so, which Albertson's is this??? ;) -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #8 August 23, 2002 me thinks Viking asked for it with this thread ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #9 August 23, 2002 You should have put on your suavest of suave voices and said,"Ya know...I invented the Vipon..." :) -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #10 August 23, 2002 the one down here in Vista. what the fuck is the Vipon?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoby 0 #11 August 23, 2002 Oh, I thought you meant literally undressed. There's nothing as quite disturbing as a pack of women trying to take one's clothes by force... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #12 August 23, 2002 what the fuck is the Vipon? -------------- Why, it's a vibrating tampon, of course... I thought everyone knew that... :) -S PS - look at the thread towards the bottom of the page._____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #13 August 23, 2002 Perhaps it was that chocolate bar you sat on in grandmothers car... -- Hook high, flare on time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomAiello 25 #14 August 23, 2002 QuoteNo shit there i was helping my grandma do some grocery shopping at Albertsons. We get all of our stuff in the cart and headed to the checkout. On the way there one of the store employees (i young redheaded chick) looks up from what shes doing and proceeds to look me up and down several times as we are walking towards her. She notices that i see what she is doing and blushs and smiles. I smile back and Say Hi. She just turns red and goes back to stocking a shelf. Dude! That's the end of your story?! No, no NO! Get your butt back down there and find her. Anyone who has that happen, then complains that he's still a virgin... Go forth and conquer, young man. "The world continues to offer glittering prizes to those with stout hearts and sharp swords." - F.E. Smith, Earl of Birkenhead-- Tom Aiello [email protected] SnakeRiverBASE.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #15 August 23, 2002 Go forth and conquer, young man. Yes! Divide and conquer.... I came, I saw, I conquered -Julius Caesar"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #16 August 23, 2002 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Good one SBS.. lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #17 August 23, 2002 some people actually work instead of hanging out in the forms and reading every threadif fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #18 August 23, 2002 Who? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #19 August 24, 2002 i don't know???? someone one here has to have a job were they must really work. the odds are pretty high that one of us must do some actual work. i know i don't but one of us has to.if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #20 August 24, 2002 I still like Clay's quote - "They don't pay me much so I don't work much" ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #21 August 24, 2002 Heck...if you really knew Clay you wouldn't pay him much either......unless it was to stay away!!!! Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #22 August 24, 2002 QuoteQuoteNo shit there i was helping my grandma do some grocery shopping at Albertsons. We get all of our stuff in the cart and headed to the checkout. On the way there one of the store employees (i young redheaded chick) looks up from what shes doing and proceeds to look me up and down several times as we are walking towards her. She notices that i see what she is doing and blushs and smiles. I smile back and Say Hi. She just turns red and goes back to stocking a shelf. Dude! That's the end of your story?! No, no NO! Get your butt back down there and find her. Anyone who has that happen, then complains that he's still a virgin... Go forth and conquer, young man. "The world continues to offer glittering prizes to those with stout hearts and sharp swords." - F.E. Smith, Earl of Birkenhead I have no excuse for my lack of action. I am a dolt i guess. thats a fuckin awsome quote by the way. Maybe i will see her again.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #23 August 24, 2002 Good point. It's still funny though ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #24 August 24, 2002 Maybe you should wear pants next time you take your grandma to the store. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomAiello 25 #25 August 24, 2002 QuoteI have no excuse for my lack of action. I am a dolt i guess. Ah, young grasshopper. Helping your grandmother shop, women find sensitive and sexy. Total lack of self-confidence, they find annoying. Confidence, though, will be your magic aphrodesiac. Listen carefully, and repeat as necessary: You are NOT a dolt. You are THE MAN. You are a skydiver, probably the coolest guy she has ever met. You are smart, interesting and engaging. You are a dozen times more thoughtful, sensitive and creative than any other guy who has ever come on to her. Right now, that girl is at home, in bed, fantasizing about you. She's desperate to know when you will come into the store again. She'll be coming into work every day for the next week, hoping to see you coming down that aisle. She will daydream that you come into the store, take her into the stock room in back, and make her fantasies come true. QuoteMaybe i will see her again. No. You will see her again, because you will make it happen. And when you do, you will be strong, you will be confident, and you will ask her out. Because you will KNOW, that in her heart, she's still fantasizing about that stock room. "I will be victorious. To think otherwise is to have already lost." - Stephen Brent Miller-- Tom Aiello [email protected] SnakeRiverBASE.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
