freaksister 0 #1 September 23, 2002 Ugh. I need a man...toys are only cool for awhile, you know? Sigh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #2 September 23, 2002 Hang in there girlie....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #3 September 23, 2002 How difficult can it possibly be? Freaksister, "Hi! Wanna do the horizontal mombo?" 99 percent of men in any skydiving bar, "Hi! Your tent or mine?" Oh wait! Maybe you want a commited relationship before you get down to it. I'm sorry, this is skydiving -- what was i thinking?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 September 23, 2002 Jeez, where are you when I need you SIS!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #5 September 23, 2002 That's it. All (single) female DZ.commers that want some you need to come to Boston. I won't bite, unless you want. I might say that I got layed on here but will list no names and /or screennames. Bring whatever toys you want and we can have fun. (The toys are for in between cycles with me! We can do it intoxicated or sober, while smoking or not (I don't smoke), we can do it on the bar or we can do it in the car. We can do it on the bed and I'll let you pet my head. We can do it on the floor or we can do it standing in a door. Doesn't matter to me but if you are interested just let me know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 September 23, 2002 Poor thing...you sound like me.... Too bad it doesn't look like I'll make it to Texas next month. Broke like that...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 September 23, 2002 "99 percent of men in any skydiving bar, "Hi! Your tent or mine?" " Isn't always like that ? It's the 99% who give the rest of us reputations as hounds. Well, that's only skydivers. Men everywhere else are so shy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #8 September 23, 2002 Overall, toys just may be better than men. With a toy you already know it's length and girth; with a man ya don't know what you're gonna get until it's too late to laugh uproariously at the poor guy. A toy you only spend money on once; a man... well... y'know. A good toy will keep going and going and going; a man... well... y'know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 September 23, 2002 Quotea man... well... y'know Hey...it's not like we were in it for YOUR pleasure! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sassy 0 #10 September 23, 2002 Hhhmm....lots of very valid points Sassy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #11 September 23, 2002 QuoteA toy you only spend money on once; a man... well... y'know. Hmm... What about batteries? What about four-year checks? Oops! Wrong forum. A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 September 23, 2002 "we can do it on the bar or we can do it in the car" Dating tips from Dr. Seuss. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #13 September 23, 2002 jeez Lisa, You too! I must be a god...I need to get out of retirement!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #14 September 23, 2002 QuoteHow difficult can it possibly be? Freaksister, "Hi! Wanna do the horizontal mombo?" 99 percent of men in any skydiving bar, "Hi! Your tent or mine?" Oh wait! Maybe you want a commited relationship before you get down to it. I'm sorry, this is skydiving -- what was i thinking? Don't be an asshole. hehe j/k I just want to get laid at the moment. OK?! But I do have SOME self-respect so "how hard could it be?" well maybe not that hard but i at least want to be attracted to the person. No opportunities have presented themselves lately...at least with anyone I was interested in. Excuse me for whining. You guys whine about boobs all the time! LOL Can't women talk about other stuff? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 September 23, 2002 QuoteDating tips from Dr. Seuss No...that was "Hop on Pop" Not that I have ever met a chick named Pop....but when i do...I'll know what to do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 September 23, 2002 QuoteCan't women talk about other stuff? Only in PM's...this is a SKYDIVING board after all! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #17 September 23, 2002 I just want to get laid at the moment. OK?! But I do have SOME self-respect so "how hard could it be?" well maybe not that hard but i at least want to be attracted to the person. No opportunities have presented themselves lately...at least with anyone I was interested in. Excuse me for whining. You guys whine about boobs all the time! LOL Can't women talk about other stuff? sure you can. but you have to expect us guy s to be all over you haha! after all, thats what you werw asking for. now your choice. just pick a name hahaha!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #18 September 23, 2002 LOL Yeah right, clay!! You of all people shouldn't mind. I mean this a free society?!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 September 23, 2002 QuoteYou of all people shouldn't mind Well...I guess not. It's interesting to hear some honesty from the other side. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #20 September 23, 2002 Damn girl - is it time for another bottle of wine.....I will give you one for the drive back to the DZ....he he he Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #21 September 23, 2002 Oh Lisa that was SO funny!! ROFLMAO!!!!! So true, so true. Thanks for helping me think positive! hehehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #22 September 23, 2002 Hey tequila, Not today. Just mad at myself for being stupid, but I am not drunk. LOL I will be at the dz tomorrow, if you can like, take off work or come out afterwards. I have been running behind schedule but I can make it out tomorrow, and I will be there for awhile, possibly through the weekend. CYA. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #23 September 23, 2002 You are more than welcome to crash at my place if you don't want to stay at the DZ........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #24 September 23, 2002 QuoteYou are more than welcome to crash at my place if you don't want to stay at the DZ........ Are you talking to me TG? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #25 September 23, 2002 Ummm - No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
