quatorze 1 #1 September 25, 2002 Work Safe, sort of I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessefs 0 #2 September 25, 2002 Applies to wuffo's only...... [font "Courier"][size 2] 25 signs you have grown up 1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke one of them. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You carry an umbrella, plus you watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.' 10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m. 17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.' 21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you.[/size][/font] <* Spread the Love! *> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brisco 0 #3 September 25, 2002 Inside of every old person there is a young person asking "what the fuck happened??" Brisco Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #4 September 25, 2002 Is it just me? Or are the T's on the boy's face and shirt badly photoshopped?A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 September 25, 2002 "You hear your favorite song on an elevator. " My fav song is being used on a Cadillac ad. "Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. " Confused. I am at work, but 90% of my time is on dz.com. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil 0 #6 September 25, 2002 I think it used to be a UK soccer team shirt...the picture has been around for a while... ... .. .how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #7 September 25, 2002 Quote[#003366] I think it used to be a UK soccer team shirt [/#003366] It's unlike any soccer team colours I've ever seen. The spelling of colours should clue you in that I'm from the UK, and therefore have watched 'FOOTBALL', to give it it's rightful name, for years. (you Americans nicked Football for your game which more closely resembles Rugby !)Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil 0 #8 September 25, 2002 Quote(you Americans nicked Football for your game which more closely resembles Rugby !) US football actually it's Rugby for puffs, I mean please don't hurt me and/or they're afraid of being sued for bodily harm... I always wonder, do the players have to sign a waiver too befor they play? only real men play Rugby btw - I think the shirt could be from the scottish team... ... .. .how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #9 September 25, 2002 QuoteAmericans nicked Football for your game which more closely resembles Rugby ! cough splutter splutter .... all that padding and tight pants? Resembles rugby? Humpf .... I think not! Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 September 25, 2002 "only real men play Rugby " After a good play, there is a lot of hugging and butt-patting. I think it is great that the rugby players can get in touch with their feminine sides, but how far does that go ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil 0 #11 September 25, 2002 Quotebut how far does that go ...wearing padding and tight pants and putting colour on your face to look mean and have big bellied men in zebra shirts running around with a yellow hanky looking out of their back pocket... ... .. .how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 September 25, 2002 "...wearing padding and tight pants and putting colour on your face to look mean and have big bellied men in zebra shirts running around with a yellow hanky looking out of their back pocket... " Thanks for the info. Those rugby players sure have interesting private lives. The hanky is important, it is so difficult to accessorize sometimes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enrique 0 #13 September 25, 2002 only real men play Rugby *** Real men with 3 or 4 missing teeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 September 25, 2002 A Texan goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking.The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large."Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows."The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those?" The Aussie, fed up with the Texan's bragging replies with an incredulous look, "What, don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #15 September 25, 2002 Quote25 signs you have grown up hmmmm. I'm 37, and judging from the list, I still haven't grown up!! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #16 September 25, 2002 BTW... quatorze - your quote is by Buffalo Bill (character name) played by Ted Levine (actor name). I'm not trying to diss you or even upstage you, but you happen to be quoting my all-time fave movie - so I thought I would give you a name to put under your quote... in case you wanted one. Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #17 September 25, 2002 another...HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #18 September 25, 2002 That's funny First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 September 25, 2002 Little Johnny and his mother returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. Little Johnny opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," Johnny explained, "I'm looking for the seal." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #20 September 25, 2002 Damnit Jess. It did apply....Damn, damn, damn.... Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
