Business Signs

[moodyskydiver 0]

On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."
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Sign over a gynecologist's office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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At a proctologist's door
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed.
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On a plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
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At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On a plastic surgeon's office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
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At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a taxidermist's window:
"We ! really know our stuff."

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In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
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At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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At the electric company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you
don't, you will be."
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In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry..Come on in and get fed up.! "
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In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.
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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

[ChileRelleno 0]

Lots of smiles,thnx.

ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414
Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

[Scoby 0]

I have seen a meat delivery truck with the slogan "You Can't Beat Our Meat!" I almost fell off my bike when I saw it the first time.

[moodyskydiver 0]

LOL thats a good one.

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

[indyz 1]

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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

Ace Radiator in Waukegan, IL (hour north of Chicago) has "A great place to take a leak!" painted in huge letters on the side of the building.

[RevJim 0]

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Ace Radiator in Waukegan, IL (hour north of Chicago) has "A great place to take a leak!" painted in huge letters on the side of the building.

Is it painted in yellow letters?

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[moodyskydiver 0]

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Is it painted in yellow letters?

LOL!

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

[jtval 0]

ive been trying to post a picture of a chiense resturant that is aorund the corned from me....
its named the "FULL HO"
you can see a pic in my webshots Nevada folder

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[n2skdvn 0]

theres a chiense resturant in my home town called the fu king !

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
my site

[SudsyFist 0]

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I have seen a meat delivery truck with the slogan "You Can't Beat Our Meat!" I almost fell off my bike when I saw it the first time.

DOOD!

omg, i saw that slogan on the side of a couple of dairy/butchershops/whathaveyou alongside a highway somewhere earlier this year...

maybe on the 10 between gulfport and new orleans? dunno fer sure, but damn, i about lost it, i was laughing so hard!

steve

[bluefingers 0]

THere's a plumber in the Dbn area, on the back of his truck "your shit is our business" ...
and there's a Christian bookshop called CUM bookshop. I kid you not ....

Kerry

[quatorze 1]

There is a mini blind/ curitain/window dressing installation van here that all it says on the back is "Caution Blind Man Driving" It took me a little while to figure that one out, had to pass him to get a look at the side of his van.

I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

[Scoby 0]

There is a Korean restaurant in K-town that is called "Young Dong." I always point it out to people when we pass it...

[Scoby 0]

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DOOD!

omg, i saw that slogan on the side of a couple of dairy/butchershops/whathaveyou alongside a highway somewhere earlier this year...

maybe on the 10 between gulfport and new orleans? dunno fer sure, but damn, i about lost it, i was laughing so hard!

steve

I think it's a local company. If I remember correctly, it was called Culver City Meats. I think the only funnier slogan a meat company could have is "we want to put our meat in your mouth."

[n2skdvn 0]

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maybe on the 10 between gulfport and new orleans? dunno fer sure, but damn, i about lost it, i was laughing so hard!

it's a meat market here in new orleans wageners meat there slogan is "you can't beat wagners meat"

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
my site

[SudsyFist 0]

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maybe on the 10 between gulfport and new orleans? dunno fer sure, but damn, i about lost it, i was laughing so hard!

it's a meat market here in new orleans wageners meat there slogan is "you can't beat wagners meat"

yep, that's the one! i think we got a picture of it somewherez... it *was* mardi gras ya know!

steve

[n2skdvn 0]

we also have a waste mng group here river parish disposial the motto is " our buisness stinks but its picking up!"

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
my site

[FLsurfer 0]

I saw a plumber's truck in the DC area once that said "Your shit is our bread and butter"

Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.

[happythoughts 0]

If you who have been to the Pigeon Forge, Tenn wind tunnel, then you have driven down the main street in front of the bear show. The sign in front of the building is two big plastic bears. One standing, one on all fours. They are side-by-side. When you come down the street, you see it from an angle and it looks like one is mounting the other from behind. When I first drove into town, I couldn't believe it. I asked the passenger in the RV if I was really seeing this.
I thought, this must be a great bear show. "OK, who wants to be in the show today?" "Me, me, me, pick me."

[happythoughts 0]

Outside the Planned Parenthood office: "Use rear entrance"

[TheBile 0]

Not as good as the previous lot, some of them may even be made up, but here you go anyway.
In a Laundromat: "Automatic Washing Machines:Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out."
Sign in a London Department store: "Bargain Basement Upstairs."
Sign in an Office: "After tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board."
Outside a second Hand Shop: "We exchange anything - Bicycles, Washing Machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain !"
Notice in Health Food shop window: Closed due to illness
Spotted in a safari park: Elephants, please stay in your car"
Seen during a conference: "For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor."
Notice in a field: "The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges"
Message on a leaflet: "In you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons."
Sign on a repair shop window: "We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door as the bell doesn't work.)"
Spotted in a toilet in a London office block: "Toilet out of order. Please use floor below."#

Gerb

I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

[happythoughts 0]

At railroad crossings: "Stop When Flashing"
I guess the engineers want the stationary view.

[JeffGordon 0]

Years ago when the University of Southern California football team (Trojans) was playing University of South Carolina (Gamecocks) there were signs all over Columbia "Your trojans can't cover our cocks!"

[AndyAnderson 0]

Quincy Illinois, The Golden Wok is next to The Happy Pet Store

[nathaniel 0]

There was a place near where I grew up in Brooklyn called Lung Fat.

There's a mattress store not too far from me in Chicago called Mattress Discount, and until recently the lights behind the "unt" were burnt out... Hey!

Nathaniel

My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski?