TheBile 0 #1 October 30, 2002 Yep. My body and vast sexual techniques are for sale to any woman who wants the experience of her life. I need to raise around £1,500 to complete my AFF training next summer (taking into account the number of re-jumps I'll probably have to do) and this is the best way I can think of raising the cash. I am available internationallly as long as travelling expenses are paid. Advance bookings can be made if you so desire. Special discounts available for group bookings. Written quotations available on request. This service is subject to terms and conditions I deem necessary. Jump me. I'm yours.Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #2 October 30, 2002 happy, happy, joy, joy.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #3 October 30, 2002 NO ADVERTISING in the forums. Thank you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 October 30, 2002 Quote NO ADVERTISING in the forums. Thank you. hehe ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #5 October 30, 2002 For the sake of the human kind, please dont do it 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robzay 0 #6 October 30, 2002 Oh, agghhhh.... international gerbil gigalo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 October 30, 2002 It's a great business to be in as long as you are picky about the clientel. I try to stay out of the retirement homes unless it's a really bad month. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #8 October 30, 2002 £1500 for a gerbil is kinda steep to me... -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 October 30, 2002 Quote It's a great business to be in as long as you are picky about the clientel. I try to stay out of the retirement homes unless it's a really bad month. Of course, with the Alzheimers thing, you could bill them twice for the same service. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #10 October 30, 2002 Quote £1500 for a gerbil is kinda steep to me... I'm a rare breed and worth every damn penny Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grega 0 #11 October 30, 2002 hmm great idea of making money, but not for me. ... Need a manager "George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 October 30, 2002 Quote you could bill them twice for the same service Yeah...but the first time was bad enuogh. I SHOULD be able to bill them twice!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #13 October 30, 2002 I'm sure women will pay you not to ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #14 October 30, 2002 QuoteOf course, with the Alzheimers thing, you could bill them twice for the same service. Dude, you're not thinking like an entrepeneuer. Why only twice? I say continuously. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 October 30, 2002 Quote I'm sure women will pay you not to Even better!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #16 October 30, 2002 Hey Clay, a bad month in the old folks home has got to better than the bad week there... -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #17 October 30, 2002 I could probably make a fortune doing this! My price list: Straight missionary.......................$80 daytime / $115 night-wkend rate (hey a boy's gotta skydive) Oral-Dee-Lite...............................$100 daytime / $135 night-wkend Oral-Dee-Lite Plus (multiple orgasms guaranteed) $134 daytime / $155 night-wkend ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 October 30, 2002 Quote Quote you could bill them twice for the same service Yeah...but the first time was bad enuogh. I SHOULD be able to bill them twice!!! Borrow her false teeth from the night stand and have them bite her nips. You can tell her it was a 3-some. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 October 30, 2002 Quote You can tell her it was a 3-some. That's horrible....yet funny as hell!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #20 October 30, 2002 Someone who might have more practical knowledge in this area, feel free to correct me if I'm mistaken. But doesn't a a man-whore's list of clientelle include more men than anything else? "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #21 October 30, 2002 Quote doesn't a a man-whore's list of clientelle include more men than anything else? You maybe right, but you should always look for a gap in the market. That is why my service is exclusive to the ladies. The man market is already covered. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #22 October 30, 2002 Gerb, As sophisticated consumers, how do the ladies know they'll be getting anything worthwhile? If all they wanted was a mediocre roll in the sack, they could get that for free. > Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #23 October 30, 2002 Quote That is why my service is exclusive to the ladies. This will be cool. I want to see how he lives on $65 a month. Personals Ad: "For a reasonably good time, call..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
