lummy 4 #26 November 5, 2002 Yeah, well.. at least I don't have to bother asking if it was good for her afterwards.....I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #27 November 5, 2002 Quote High speed connection there, eh, Lummy? LMAO at Lisa! That was a definite coffee-snarf moment for me. I'm sorry for laughing, Lummy! (Actually, I'm still giggling!)She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #28 November 5, 2002 QuoteThat was a definite coffee-snarf moment for me At least i wasn't the only one. Of course i had an orange juice snarf instead of coffee. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #29 November 5, 2002 Quote Now that I'm this guys are as good as girls kick. I thought we needed to let the ladies know. Even though they already know. That is, they know you are all going to lie anyways. So we'll just wait the average one level lower than what you say. haha. BJ First or second round? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #30 November 5, 2002 I still say some of the best sex I have ever had was done in 15 minutes or so. Not too short....not too long....just right. I remember when I first met my ex-wife. We used to go at it for 2-3 hours at a time on the weekends. I'd get my 4-5 cookies per day easy. Well....after the first year or so we figured out how to do it correctly in about 15 minutes. Leaves a lot more time in the day for other things. Believe it or not...the 15 minutes was FAR better than the long sessions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SatchFan 0 #31 November 5, 2002 Until my arms get tired from holding myself up. Once they start shaking it's time to end it. It usually is 8-10 minutes. I wonder why she keeps trying to get me to work out more. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #32 November 5, 2002 duh, that's why you turn points, silly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #33 November 5, 2002 That sounds more like a blow up doll than a GF.Generally, I guarantee a lady as much satisfaction as she wants. If she can't keep it interesting or fun for me though It'll be a good quickie and time for snuggles and a nap. Ken "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #34 November 5, 2002 For me it ends when we agree that we both need to go to sleep. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #35 November 5, 2002 Quote If she can't keep it interesting or fun for me... Time for the Evil Bill to come out and play... Let's throw some gas on the fire, shall we? The "if she can't keep it interesting" comment is right in front of us. This happens more on the other side of this coin. C'mon ladies, tell me about the boredom. Don't know how many women I have talked to about the "It has gotten so boring..." problem. Any thoughts...? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #36 November 5, 2002 QuoteC'mon ladies, tell me about the boredom. Don't know how many women I have talked to about the "It has gotten so boring..." problem. Any thoughts...? Yeah, send 'em my way! eheh I'll have 'em climbing the bed post and swinging from the chandelier in no time (yessssImeanLikeIenaMonky!) Nick My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #37 November 5, 2002 Quote I'm sorry for laughing, Lummy! (Actually, I'm still giggling!) It's all good....I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #38 November 5, 2002 Quote.. at least I don't have to bother asking if it was good for her afterwards..... Yeah cuz fellas if ya have to ask.....chances are it WASN'T!!! And even an egg takes 3 damn minutes.......I don't want any three minute eggs........... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #39 November 5, 2002 Quote I don't want any three minute eggs........... Hey....we're talking about nice, meaningless, sex. Lets keep eggs out of this...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #40 November 5, 2002 QuoteAnd even an egg takes 3 damn minutes.......I don't want any three minute eggs........... Yeah, but from what you were telling me, you weren't even getting the whole 3 minutes.....I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #41 November 5, 2002 Hey I may not be that good in bed but at least it's over quickly! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #42 November 5, 2002 Quote Quote I don't want any three minute eggs........... Hey....we're talking about nice, meaningless, sex. Lets keep eggs out of this...... No, wait. We are approaching the Christmas season. If anything under 3 minutes isn't really sex, then the virgin birth thing makes more sense. "No dad, we never had sex, I swear...at least from my point of view. " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #43 November 5, 2002 Quote Hey I may not be that good in bed but at least it's over quickly! Bwaaaahaaa! My new tagline. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #44 November 6, 2002 Like rodeo sex. Find a girl with a ponytail. Hold onto the ponytail from behind. Tell her she does it just like her sister and see if you can stay on for 8 seconds. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
