freeflir29 0 #26 November 15, 2002 We had one a couple months ago. It was fairly obvious as to why. I still got blamed for sleeping with her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #27 November 15, 2002 Quote We had one a couple months ago. It was fairly obvious as to why. I still got blamed for sleeping with her Yeah, the farmer was really pissed off! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #28 November 15, 2002 Quote Quote We had one a couple months ago. It was fairly obvious as to why. I still got blamed for sleeping with her Yeah, the farmer was really pissed off! poor animals, they take soo much abuse from you sick sick boys... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #29 November 15, 2002 Yall got a problem with reginal slang? Oh-well, I best be git'n, fix'n to go eat lunch. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #30 November 15, 2002 Actually it really IS called a Noreaster. Just one of those things. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #31 November 15, 2002 It may not be neccesary to actually sacrifice a living person or animal. From past experience i have noticed that once the green light goes on and beers are opened the clouds or fog will go away. So all you need to do is open a beer and it will clear Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #32 November 15, 2002 Not just anyone, it has to be someone who is very important, like the Pilot. If the Pilot takes so much as two sips from a beer before dark, the weather will clear.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #33 November 15, 2002 Oooo, maybe we could trick the skygods, and put an O'douls in a real beer bottle... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #34 November 15, 2002 Quote Oooo, maybe we could trick the skygods, and put an O'douls in a real beer bottle... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm If I were a skygod & someone tried to appease me with fake beer, I'd send a lightning bolt up his ass! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #35 November 15, 2002 Quote If I were a skygod & someone tried to appease me with fake beer, I'd send a lightning bolt up his ass! Damn straight!! Do not toy with the sky gods or the beer gods. Unless of course your into that kinky lightning bolt schtuff... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #36 November 15, 2002 Why do people even bother to live where the weather is like that? Temps in the mid 70's tomorrow at Byron. Clear blue skies, unlimited visibility. Remember Sam Kinison? He had the greatest rip on Ethiopia. "See this, this is sand. Nothing grows in sand. We don't need to send you food, we need to send you U-Haul's SO YOU CAN MOVE TO WHERE THE FOOD IS! Easier said than done, but MOVE TO WHERE THE BLUE SKY IS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #37 November 15, 2002 There's plenty of blue sky in Mexico right now. Can you say ¿¡arriba!? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #38 November 15, 2002 well, there's gotta be something that will work... anyone? anyone? I'm gonna have to move if you all keep tempting me. The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #39 November 15, 2002 Quote Quote Following the Generally Accepted Sacrifice Rules, it must be a virgin. Where the heck do we find one of those? I've said it before and I'll say it again, you still have virgins at your DZ? One or two, but it's not by their choice. Everytime they get a guy drunk enough to think they are good looking, he passes out. It's a good plan, they just have a timing issue. They aren't taking advantage of me. I'm so lazy that I married a pregnant woman. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #40 November 15, 2002 A big Noreaster is on its way Ok, I don't know why but this is something that has always bugged me. Noreaster Is it really THAT hard to say Northeastern??? In Texas it's just called a Norther not a Northern and a real cold one is a Blue Norther my .02 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #41 November 15, 2002 to each his own The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #42 November 15, 2002 Quote to each his own That was in response to John supporting you!just in Texas, if it's cold , we don't differenciate east and west. If it comes from the west though we call it a Pacific front because they're not cold. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #43 November 15, 2002 Quote In Texas it's just called a Norther not a Northernand a real cold one is a Blue Norther Hmmm....in Georgia....We call it a Storm. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnJug 0 #44 November 15, 2002 Quote Quote In Texas it's just called a Norther not a Northernand a real cold one is a Blue Norther Hmmm....in Georgia....We call it a Storm. Ya, but is it a monsoon, a typhoon or a hurricane? You come from nothing. You go back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #45 November 15, 2002 Quote Quote In Texas it's just called a Norther not a Northernand a real cold one is a Blue Norther Hmmm....in Georgia....We call it a Storm. Hmmm...In Houston...We have names for our storms! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #46 November 15, 2002 Quote Ya, but is it a monsoon, a typhoon or a hurricane? Well...if it gets raining really hard we say things like "It's comin down like a tall cow pissin on a flat rock out there." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #47 November 15, 2002 Quote Quote to each his own That was in response to John supporting you!just in Texas, if it's cold , we don't differenciate east and west. If it comes from the west though we call it a Pacific front because they're not cold. hee hee, sorry I'm tired. The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #48 November 15, 2002 Quote We had one a couple months ago. It was fairly obvious as to why. I still got blamed for sleeping with her. When they used to throw virgins in volcanos, you were almost guaranteed a little bit. "Hey, baby, going to the sacrifice Saturday night?" "Yeah" "I hear you're a virgin. How'd ya like to be exempt?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #49 November 15, 2002 Quote Quote We had one a couple months ago. It was fairly obvious as to why. I still got blamed for sleeping with her. When they used to throw virgins in volcanos, you were almost guaranteed a little bit. "Hey, baby, going to the sacrifice Saturday night?" "Yeah" "I hear you're a virgin. How'd ya like to be exempt?" now that was a good one. The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #50 November 15, 2002 When they used to throw virgins in volcanos, you were almost guaranteed a little bit. "Hey, baby, going to the sacrifice Saturday night?" "Yeah" "I hear you're a virgin. How'd ya like to be exempt?" now that was a good one. I take it we are now in better spirits? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
