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Jasmin

How to NOT impress a woman.

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In lieu of smart arse remarks by a certain dz.commer
Here is a good way to not impress a girl:
None of the girls in the photos are me....
xj

"I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."

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Hehehe,
But Jas, you're still dating this certain dz.commer?
:$:)
Honey, I can explain.....
I wasn't kissing her, I was just whispering in her ear.
I wasn't groping her, I was catching her as she fell forward!
I wasn't hitting on them, there weren't any seats left in the room.... :$:D:$


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You mean your ex?? or are you just in one of those "open" relationships? :)



Not ex, current.
He wasn't actually groping her, the photo was apparently an illusion. If you look closely you'll see his fingers are forward and straight, not groping.
As for the rest...well...>:(

Still, I got the best x-mas present!
xj

"I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."

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