Daizey 0 #1 January 14, 2003 Here i am, talking to viking on the phone while lying in my nice comfy bed when all of a sudden I hear some noise at my bedroom door. I go to open the door and my cat runs in. I start saying "i wonder whats in his...." then all of a sudden all poor viking hears is screaming! why? because i looked over at my bed and saw my cat opening his mouth a dropping a mouse onto my pillow!!! EW!!!! and i am sooo sad! That poor little mouse!!! I wanna cry!! he was so tiny and little and cute! I didn't know what else to do so i ran out of my room and sat on the steps. Then, little oreo (my kitten) brings it out, drops it at my feet and tries to eat it! I grabbed the first thing in sight which was a food bowl and covered it up. I can't bear to clean the thing up so i am leaving it there for my dad to clean up in the morning! EWWWWWWWWWWWW. Now i am here, with my cat sitting at the door wanting to go out. I am still grossed out and poor viking keeps hearing the words ew ew ew escape from my lips every few seconds! And whats he doing? since hes viking i am sure y'all are thinking he is being sweet and comforting right? WRONG! hes laughing his head off!!! He's like, I can't believe you are freaking out! Ok i am done complaining now...but one last thing...that poor little mouse! (ew) edited because since i was freaking, i spelt nearly everything wrong (well, either that or it didn't make sense!) *daizey* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #2 January 14, 2003 Such is the way of "cute little kittens". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #3 January 14, 2003 its just a mouse!! not like he was serving it with farver beans and a bottle of Kianti(sp)!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #4 January 14, 2003 You should be proud of your cat...that's one of their greatest gifts, catching mice...think of it this way...without the cat, that mouse might be living in your box-spring right now... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daizey 0 #5 January 14, 2003 ok fine, i am glad that the mouse isn't running around anymore but i will still think of Oreo as a murderer...just as i did when he ate my fish! And Viking-EW!!!!!!!! my pillow does NOT spell like MOUSE!!! (although i did just go get a new pillowcase....) *daizey* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daizey 0 #6 January 14, 2003 WOULD YOU STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!! Its not that funny!!!!!!! *daizey* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #7 January 14, 2003 .................sorryI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #8 January 14, 2003 When I get home from work, and this is a daily occurence, I find one dead gekko on my kitchen floor, and another one in the centre of my lounge area ...I get rid of the corpses, and what do my two "darlings" do? Hunt them down and bring them straight back inside .... *shudder* Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #9 January 14, 2003 i don't get it. Its just a SMALL dead animal!! Pick the cute little thing up (guts and all), toss it in the trash and move along!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daizey 0 #10 January 14, 2003 EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW . OMG!! That is sooooooo gross! I think if i see it again i will cry!!! It is cute!!! the poor thing. I am sure he was living a happy little life then my cat comes along and bites it and its life is over!!! He was soo little too...maybe if i leave him there he will come back to life! *daizey* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #11 January 14, 2003 QuoteI get rid of the corpses, and what do my two "darlings" do? Hunt them down and bring them straight back inside .... *shudder* Do they bring back the same corpses or do they go out and hunt down another pair of geckos? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #12 January 14, 2003 Quotei don't get it. Its just a SMALL dead animal!! Pick the cute little thing up (guts and all), toss it in the trash and move along!! hint to viking: time to be your sensitive self...... ooof did i say that out loud?!?!namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #13 January 14, 2003 well if Oreo bit its head he probly sank his fangs into those cute little eye. so if it does come back to life it will be stubling around running into walls and such.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #14 January 14, 2003 Hey. I got an idea: Looks like there would be a big market for... get this.. Vegetarian cats! Anyone have a grade in genetic engineering? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #15 January 14, 2003 they bring back the same corpses .... I usually get rid of them after the third attempt, but I'm getting quite creative at hiding the bodies ....Viking, dead gekkos are revolting. All cold and squishy and half-eaten by ants ... and their eyes seem to pop out ..... Daizey are you completely freaked yet? Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daizey 0 #16 January 14, 2003 *click* Thats what vikign just heard on the phone after that last post!!! *daizey* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daizey 0 #17 January 14, 2003 Quote Viking, dead gekkos are revolting. All cold and squishy and half-eaten by ants ... and their eyes seem to pop out ..... Daizey are you completely freaked yet? Oh yes, thank you for that lovely addition to the horrible images in my head right now!! But that sounds about right with this porr little mosue too...except no ants-yet.. EWWWW *daizey* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #18 January 14, 2003 you guys should hear her screaming!!ok no more cute little dead mouse pushing up daizeys outside Daizey's door posts. hope its ghost doesn't haunt you.............I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #19 January 14, 2003 You're an evil man, Viking... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #20 January 14, 2003 who me?! I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daizey 0 #21 January 14, 2003 QuoteYou're an evil man, Viking... Yes he is!! Quote hint to viking: time to be your sensitive self...... ooof did i say that out loud?!?! yes you did, but i think you need to say it LOUDER cause he is obviously NOT listening. He keeps reminding me about it and laughing everytime i saw ew.... I dunno if i can even stay in this bed tonight.... *daizey* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #22 January 14, 2003 jeeze daizey, dont you ever sleep?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #23 January 14, 2003 This is the cat's way of saying they love you, they bring you little presents. You should take it as a compliment. -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daizey 0 #24 January 14, 2003 Not tonight!! I fell asleep earlier...got in some sleep and now I am sitting here freaking out! I am also looking for a new place to sleep You guys have to realize...I hate it when animals die-i cried when i ran over a squirrel *daizey* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #25 January 14, 2003 Or maybe it's the cats' way of giving hand-outs: "Wow, she's so slow and clumsy she can't even catch her own food. I'd better help." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
