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leroydb

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What is the emergency procedure for a ferret in tow?B|



1. Take little time to mentally say goodbye to the animal and the portion of you which is gripped within its little Jaws.

2. Deploy main canopy.

It's like a painful, miniature mr. bill. [:/]

eh?... heheh



My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

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What is the emergency procedure for a ferret in tow?



1) Remove claws from ass.
2) Remove teeth from groin.
3) Forcefully throw ferrett into clean air.
4) Arch.
5) Look silver.
6) Grab silver.
7) Pull silver.

Similar to the emergency procedures for a black bear-in-tow, but the ferrett is considered a slower-speed mal.


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7 steps!??

Dude, if you got a ferret in tow, you are not going to be able to focus on but stability, saying goodbye and dumping...


In my checklist, you deploy your Main canopy as there is nothing but a ferret in tow. In the sadle, no ferret, no problem. :(

In your example, Ow!..oh.. gimme another couple' -Ouch! Argh!- of seconds!... Gotcha!!. Whoo-hoo!.. SILVER!@ (hope) B|




My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

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