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Texas, but only if the bombs are big enough to create a crater big enough to extend the Gulf of Mexico to the Wisconsin/Illinois border. I always wanted Gulf property!

Note: We need advanced warning to make sure all people in the new flood area have time to evacuate to Canada!
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Yeah, they can live in Nunavut. That should be an interesting change of scenery;) "What is the huge white rug you got on yer igloo?" "That, that's them polar bears":D:D:D

Did you know the Nunavut was created on April 1st, 1999?


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How about South Central LA? Or would people just think that some new riots were going on? Perhaps that would work. They would send in a few TV news teams and we could get rid of them.

Or Detroit? Nah... you need a before-and-after difference to do damage estimates. :ph34r:

Miami would be good. No Americans living there.

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>Texas, but only if the bombs are big enough to create a crater big
> enough to extend the Gulf of Mexico to the Wisconsin/Illinois
> border. I always wanted Gulf property!

Or just wait for global warming to do that for you. Much less fuss.

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LA? Nah. I'm against killing Americans without just cause, hence the notice to evacuate to Canada. I'm not sure if I could handle all those CA liberals living so close to me! ;)

Texans living to my north would be cool though. They're a bunch of cool people, once you get past that American flag look alike with the single star. :P

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you need a before-and-after difference to do damage estimates



"We estimate negative 15 million in damages"
"You mean it's improved the city?"
"yup"

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bwaaaahaa... hadn't looked at it that way. :D

We could use that idea for New Jersey except that we might hit a toxic waste dump... scratch "might"... and spread stuff all over, then get blamed for a biological attack. :D

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OK, we'll have none of this! This thread was hijacked fair and square by the comedians first! We will NOT let you take it over and get serious!

Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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