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If anyone votes against beer, I want a detailed accounting of why so I can shoot down every one of your ridiculous arguments.



I love beer but I vote against it because it's f*%$ing with my fallrate.

Them VodkaSodas got no carbs.

Good enough reason? I didn't think so either but it's the best I got. Maybe I just wanted to be different.

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I love beer but I vote against it because it's f*%$ing with my fallrate.



Get a baggier jumpsuit. It's cheaper to upsize your jumpsuit than downsize you canopy. And if you drink enough beer, you don't need to.


jumper + beer = higher wing loading B|
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Muscle will make me fall faster, fat floats. Beer doesn't help me build muscle, it makes me drunk and fat.



sometimes you just gotta take the good with the bad! :P I myself have had to start working out, a lot. But it is working... Im still drinkin and lost 10 lbs. Damn bit of work though.>:(
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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sometimes you just gotta take the good with the bad! :P I myself have had to start working out, a lot. But it is working... Im still drinkin and lost 10 lbs. Damn bit of work though.>:(



Yep, playing soccer 4 days a week has helped. But being stressed about life and work has pretty much just made me want to drink more....which brings me back to the initial topic....could I have a vodka soda with 2 limes please???B|

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Yep, playing soccer 4 days a week has helped. But being stressed about life and work has pretty much just made me want to drink more....which brings me back to the initial topic....could I have a vodka soda with 2 limes please???B|



I hope you like Skyy. I am partial to Vodka. BUT the poll was beer or not to beer, so.... I must beer.
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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I was told more beer and lots of pizza would help my fall rate!

A really ice cold beer sounds good right now. So cold it's almost frozen. Mmmmm...B|



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A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions. -Oliver Wendel Holmes

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Only one vote is allowed. I'd like to vote for several beers right about now.

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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I am 100% behind beer!! I salute beer. I love beer. I will risk my life for beer. God Bless Beer!!!!


Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug.....Buuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrppp....aaaahhhhhhB|



Miller Lite is NOT beer, SeaBass. :P
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