homer 0 #1 March 25, 2003 I guess I will have to start one this week unless I skimmed over it and it has already been done. If so I will delete this one and post one other. N0 jumps RAIN WIND RAIN WIND WIND LOTS OF BEER and one great night of SEX with my new girlfriend CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #2 March 25, 2003 as long as it wasnt this...... thing. [NSFW] Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #3 March 25, 2003 OW!! NSFW!! NSFW!!So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 March 25, 2003 You did skim over it and it has been done! That's what you get for coming to a forum with 1 thread about skydiving and 10000000 about war. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #6 March 25, 2003 Is it what I think it is? I refuse to open it.Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #7 March 25, 2003 Quote Is it what I think it is? I refuse to open it. Don't give in...don't give in...continue to refuse... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #8 March 25, 2003 NNOOOOOOOOOOO my eyes you SICK S&*. I do have to admit IT does have nice boobs. CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #9 March 25, 2003 Quote Is it what I think it is? I refuse to open it. Transsexual nudity! There, I said it. Everybody who otherwise would have clicked on that can thank me later. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #10 March 25, 2003 Yeppers, I think it is what I thought it was.Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #11 March 25, 2003 Quote I do have to admit IT does have nice boobs. So Homer, you would consider yourself a "half-full" kind of guy?Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #12 March 25, 2003 No, it was the first thought that came into my sick little head until I scrolled down for a beaver shot and saw something I would rather not have seen. I'm not talking about a tan line either. CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #13 March 25, 2003 Ya know- even if it was an actual she, she'd still be kinda amazon-scary. And for that matter, couldn't he/she have just finished the visit to the plastic surgeon with a snip-snip here and a snip-snip there? Eww. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #14 March 25, 2003 Quote And for that matter, couldn't he/she have just finished the visit to the plastic surgeon with a snip-snip here and a snip-snip there? I thought most women want dick? now look what happens when you get one!!!! <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #15 March 25, 2003 Um, I think "she" had that little something extra in the first place... OK then, if she/he wants it, why not get a "package" augmentation deal to go with the breasts? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #16 March 25, 2003 best of both worlds!!!! brings new, meaning to the phrase "go F$!@ yourself!" <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #17 March 25, 2003 Enough, this is a post about who got to jump, how much beer you drank and those of us who got some. NOT about man boobs and small packages. So stop hijacking my post. ITS RUDE CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #18 March 25, 2003 I'm sowwy. 0:5:0 beer owed:can't count how many I drank. forgive me? edit: hey- how come I'm the only one that got yelled at? not fair- I'm'onna tell... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #19 March 25, 2003 Thank you now show your boobs CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #20 March 25, 2003 (.)(.) wait... how do I make them much perkier? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #21 March 25, 2003 Quote (.)(.) wait... how do I make them much perkier? (*)(*) ?? So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #22 March 25, 2003 Quote Quote (.)(.) wait... how do I make them much perkier? (*)(*) ?? Yep. That seems about right. Nipples are a bit big... aah, close enough... Uh oh, here I go, hijacking Homer's thread again. [Brer Becca]Oh please, please, please don't spank me! [/Brer Becca] Jeez I crack myself up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #23 March 25, 2003 Quote Uh oh, here I go, hijacking Homer's thread again. [Brer Becca]Oh please, please, please don't spank me! [/Brer Becca] See its my thread so its all ok for me to hijack it. As for the spanking YES PLEASE CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookeskydiver 0 #24 March 25, 2003 0:3:1 Three jumps, and one case of beer for loosing my helmet in freefall. Sometimes it helps to clip the damn thing before jumping. PCSS # 1 Rookeskydiver "Its a Wonka Bar"....."Go ahead Charlie open it, lets see that golden ticket" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Plummet 0 #25 March 25, 2003 Quote 0:3:1 Three jumps, and one case of beer for loosing my helmet in freefall. Sometimes it helps to clip the damn thing before jumping. Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt. Except mine was recovered. It fell directly in front of someone under canopy. He followed it to the ground and picked it up for me. I was already pricing new ones in the display when in he walks asking me if I lost anything.-Jeff. http://www.iplummet.com Common sense and common courtesy are NOT common. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
