Islandcool 0 #1 April 20, 2003 We guarantee it! Is what the subject heading said on an email I got. OK which one of you told them about me? Ed Post whoring is alive and well! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #2 April 20, 2003 not me but i'm trying some stuff right now.... i'll let ya know if it works..........lol...... they told me 3-4 inches in 3 months.... got two months to go...... maybe i can hit 7, 8 or nine inches to touch her "most sensitive spots" ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,160 #3 April 20, 2003 I think I got the same email. Mine is really small Wendy W. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 April 20, 2003 The Internet is really amazing, I got that email too, How do they know I need a penis enlargement?....mysteries of life. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misterhand 0 #5 April 20, 2003 why oh why with all the consideration offered to those of small penis are there absolutely NO products out there to help those few of us cursed with oversize genitalia? i cant even find condoms that fit.....i feel so discriminated against....i'm gonna sue somebody....basic human rights like large enough condoms should be freely available everywhere for the convenience and reproductive safety of large-genitaliaed consumers worldwide. im gonna go find a support group for this. i'll see you in court. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #6 April 20, 2003 its a conspiracy. the little ones dont want the competition. so they dont make condoms for us just so we get diseases and die off..then the little ones will rule the world! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misterhand 0 #7 April 20, 2003 horrible....well you know what they say....in the land of the 3-inchers the 5 inch man is god...gotta be some way to stop em.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #8 April 20, 2003 Quote ....in the land of the 3-inchers the 5 inch man is god 5 inches!! Wow!!!, that's big. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VivaHeadDown 0 #9 April 20, 2003 Along with the penis emails, I found this one that seemed pretty funny: _________________________________ Bachelors, Masters, MBA, and Doctorate (PhD) diplomas Do you want a prosperous future? Do you want to increase your earning power? Diplomas from prestigious non-accredited universities No required tests, classes, books, or interviews. CALL 1-212-504-3202 NOW! Wage earners with diplomas can earn extra income!! High School Diplomas - $1,100,000 Bachelors Degree - $2,100,000 Masters Degree - $2,500,000 Professional Degree - $4,400,000 TO EARN MORE CALL 1-212-504-3202 NOW! (24 hours 7 days a week) No one is turned down. Confidentiality assured! SIMPLY CALL 1-212-504-3202 NOW! ______________________________________ You mean, if I give these schmucks 4.4 million dollars for a phony degree, I can earn a few bucks more per month in my current job? How can I lose?! Don't Confuse Me With My Own Words Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #10 April 20, 2003 i got it too..........but damn, if i get any bigger decent women will run! maybe i should invent the "penis-reducer".............. "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OmriMon 0 #11 April 20, 2003 u know wut da weirdest thing is? i get email addressed to other people on my dropzone.com email account heres an example : "*****SPAM***** Moodyskydiver, ENLARGE Your Member! substitute fa ci kt x ultysvlu" *****SPAM***** [email protected], What do you like to see on cable *****SPAM***** [email protected], Email Advertising Works! trash j ibw Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #12 April 20, 2003 Quote Along with the penis emails, I found this one that seemed pretty funny: _________________________________ Bachelors, Masters, MBA, and Doctorate (PhD) diplomas Do you want a prosperous future? Do you want to increase your earning power? Diplomas from prestigious non-accredited universities No required tests, classes, books, or interviews. CALL 1-212-504-3202 NOW! Wage earners with diplomas can earn extra income!! High School Diplomas - $1,100,000 Bachelors Degree - $2,100,000 Masters Degree - $2,500,000 Professional Degree - $4,400,000 TO EARN MORE CALL 1-212-504-3202 NOW! (24 hours 7 days a week) No one is turned down. Confidentiality assured! SIMPLY CALL 1-212-504-3202 NOW! ______________________________________ You mean, if I give these schmucks 4.4 million dollars for a phony degree, I can earn a few bucks more per month in my current job? How can I lose?! No. But it might help with your reading comprehension.But I have to agree, it's not as if anyone getting a PhD from a "prestigious non-accredited" university is going to pull down $4.4M large more than the average Joe Dropout. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #13 April 21, 2003 Quote But I have to agree, it's not as if anyone getting a PhD from a "prestigious non-accredited" university is going to pull down $4.4M large more than the average Joe Dropout. I think that's 4.4mil Pesos it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meathorse 0 #14 April 21, 2003 I gots 3 junk e-mails the other day. A penis enlargement, a breast enlargement, and some animal porn. Someone out there wants to turn me into a circus sideshow. Should I be flattered? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookeskydiver 0 #15 April 21, 2003 i never got that e-mail PCSS # 1 Rookeskydiver "Its a Wonka Bar"....."Go ahead Charlie open it, lets see that golden ticket" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeffGordon 0 #16 April 21, 2003 If it really is so big, why is you nm de plume misterhand? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #17 April 21, 2003 Well you know you need a big dick and tits to fuck some of those animals.......JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbob 0 #18 April 21, 2003 They know everything..........Who Dares Wins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
