freeflir29 0 #1 June 19, 2003 Why don't girlfriends and alcohol mix? She isn't here tonight....I am away from home tomorrow night.....Now I'm drunk and I miss her already. Damn I'm an idiot!!! PS...Someone please feel free to slap me in the head and talk sense into me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #2 June 19, 2003 Come here biotch! Is that what you wanted? Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 3 #3 June 19, 2003 Clay, when did you find a woman? Does she have all her teeth? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycutie 0 #4 June 19, 2003 SLAP SLAP SLAP!!!! Now take another sip..... SLAP!!! Now go back to the alcohol... SLAP!!! MEN: you can't live with 'em, you can't shoot 'em, but you can act psychotic and keep 'em off balance. HISPA #10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 June 19, 2003 QuoteIs that what you wanted? Thank you sweety....I think I needed that. I'm just struggling with coming out of the infatuation haze. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 June 19, 2003 QuoteClay, when did you find a woman? Does she have all her teeth? It's FAR worse. She used to be a model. She's freakin beautiful in her clothes.....let's not talk about out of them. Chatter Monkey has NOTHING on this one. I'm so fucked!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 June 19, 2003 Well at least you don't call me in the middle of the night looking for phone sex anymore. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 June 19, 2003 Quote Well at least you don't call me in the middle of the night looking for phone sex anymore. That's it....I'm calling now!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 June 19, 2003 QuoteThat's it....I'm calling now!!!! Nothing can top your calls from New Mexico complaining about all the fat chicks. Those were classic. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 5 #10 June 19, 2003 QuoteWhy don't girlfriends and alcohol mix? She isn't here tonight....I am away from home tomorrow night.....Now I'm drunk and I miss her already. Damn I'm an idiot!!! PS...Someone please feel free to slap me in the head and talk sense into me. You're gonna drink your drink. You're gonna say goodnight. You're gonna go home and jurk off. And that's all you're gonna do! [/pulp fiction] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #11 June 19, 2003 my boyfriend thinks girls and alcohol mix just fine. __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 June 19, 2003 QuoteNothing can top your calls from New Mexico complaining about all the fat chicks. Those were classic Oh GOD....that place was horrible. PS...looking for my personal cell phone. I have a work cell....a work palm pilot with cell.....but no personal cell..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #13 June 19, 2003 Quotemy boyfriend thinks girls and alcohol mix just fine. Ooh... adding salt to the wound... Nice! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #14 June 19, 2003 looh ooh! so i have the top secret government number??!!! i feel important!!! and like perhaps i've had one too many moonlight margaritas... __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #15 June 19, 2003 QuoteOoh... adding salt to the wound... Nice! ME? add salt to a wound? I"m a highly trained health care professional and would never do such a thing.... straight rubbing alcohol would be much better to douse a wound. __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 June 19, 2003 Quote looh ooh! so i have the top secret government number??! If it starts with 404...no...that's not the secret squirrel number. That one is a 440 number. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #17 June 19, 2003 Clay you are sooooo right. When you drink you have your beer goggles on. Hence, women and alcohol don't mix well.jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MonkeyLip 0 #18 June 19, 2003 "Now I'm drunk and I miss her already." You should know by now women over rated unless of course they skydive then they pretty much rock! Have another drink and take two asprin and call me in the morning. It'll be aw riteblic, blic, caw,caw Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #19 June 19, 2003 QuoteYou should know by now women over rated unless of course they skydive then they pretty much rock! ... and drink beer, and hang with the boys, and bitch only when necessary! Damn - that must mean I rock! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 June 19, 2003 QuoteDamn - that must mean I rock! If SK1 has taken a liking to you.......You MUST be OK. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #21 June 19, 2003 Dude, I'm with you there. I've had a couple of fine Sierra Nevada's rueing the absence of my honey. But, we will have this weekend, whereupon the drinks may flow. She's a great drinking buddy, too. I wish you the best... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #22 June 19, 2003 QuoteWell at least you don't call me in the middle of the night looking for phone sex anymore. really? phone sex?????????????? "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Galen 0 #23 June 19, 2003 Yup! Respect the Dolphin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #24 June 19, 2003 The alcohol I've consumed, but sadly, I am single. (Hint, hint, calling all hot skychicks) Actually, single ain't too bad considering I'm pretty picky Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #25 June 19, 2003 Quote but sadly, I am single Wow......after tonight I may be again soon. I have a VERY low tolerance for some things. She just pulled one of them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
