skybytch 259 #1 June 20, 2003 After nearly two weeks with a whuffo... this bytch needs some air! Anybody planning to be at Perris tomorrow? I'll have both gripper and gripperless suits with me... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,446 #2 June 20, 2003 Is this one of those mythical bytch appearances where we all wait for hours, only to find out that a few margaritas or a cute guy or something kept her from the DZ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #3 June 20, 2003 WHAP! BillVon has cloned a Bytchslap! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #4 June 20, 2003 Not this Friday, but two of us from Spaceland will be there next Wed-Sun for the big way camp. Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NightJumper 0 #5 June 20, 2003 QuoteIs this one of those mythical bytch appearances where we all wait for hours, only to find out that a few margaritas or a cute guy or something kept her from the DZ? Or the crap tables in Vegas! That alone usually yanks her ass right out of the state, sometimes for days. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #6 June 20, 2003 I'll be there next Monday through the following Monday. Bytch and I are doing the camp too. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #7 June 20, 2003 I can't help you today, but I'll see ya in a week, Bytch! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 259 #8 June 20, 2003 Hey Bill. Bite me. Anybody know roughly what time the June gloom has been clearing lately??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites canopywhore 0 #9 June 20, 2003 About 10am. At least that was last week when i was there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #10 June 20, 2003 QuoteHey Bill. Bite me. Hey. If I make fun of you, will you bite me too, or let me bite you? This sounds fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lummy 4 #11 June 20, 2003 Quote Hey. If I make fun of you, will you bite me too, or let me bite you? EWWWWW!!! Why in the WORLD would you want Bill to bite you?I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 259 #12 June 20, 2003 Okay, it's after 10 am and it's still gloomy at my house. Someone sacrifice themselves and drink a beer or something dammit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #13 June 20, 2003 QuoteWhy in the WORLD would you want Bill to bite you? Lummy, you are clearly having context issues. I was referring to the Bytch. Don't worry, I'm not trying to disrupt your relationship with Bill. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lummy 4 #14 June 20, 2003 It's ok Justin... I won't let anyone know your little secret I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #15 June 20, 2003 When does that damn hella-serious jumbo way thing start, anyway? Friday? Damn, *Lisa have that airplane-driving ex of yours fly you up to the American boogie Thursday. Then get all scary-eyed and trackadelic and shit. JP *Evil Lisa/AKA Skybytch. Not MouthLisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 259 #16 June 20, 2003 QuoteWhen does that damn hella-serious jumbo way thing start, anyway? Friday? Thursday. 8 am for those of us who are already waivered at Perris and paid in full. I'll be up your way sometime in early July. I promise. It's time to visit the airplane-driving, helicopter-fixing ex real soon anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #17 June 20, 2003 OK. Well, we'll have a mini-Bytch DZ.boogie whenever you get around to it. You were easier to pin down on this stuff back when you were a career-woman and all. Maybe Lodi, for when you get up, closer to Stockton and all, plus you'll be all gooey-eyed from getting pounced upon and pouncing. Dates. We got Lummy-ways and shit to plan. Good golly I am wound-up. Hooty-hoo! Beer tomorrow at Byron. My 500th! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 259 #18 June 20, 2003 QuoteDates. We got Lummy-ways and shit to plan. No. Planning is not allowed. I refuse to commit to anything right now. I'll just show up. Byron is more likely; that's a nice easy flight from Stockton. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lummy 4 #19 June 20, 2003 plans schmans... who needs em....I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #20 June 20, 2003 Usually it starts with something like "Dude, you gonna be out on Saturday?". Pounding on my door at 3 AM is likely to result in weird stuff requiring medical attention, and helicopters. "How did this happen" "Well, I'd let her explain it, but she's outside having a smoke. Surgery? Really?" Stuff like that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lummy 4 #21 June 20, 2003 Quote"Dude, you gonna be out on Saturday?". Nope.. I'm moving, wanna help??? Sunday on the other hand. Course, she's already giving the excuse of " IF I'm too sore, I can't ya know" Goes along with the last time when it was "TOO WINDY*I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #22 June 20, 2003 My man, it WAS too windy. Me and Clay were just jumping because we're stupid. Ask anybody. I won't be out Sunday, I'm out Saturday. I'd love to help you move, but you gotta ask sooner. I gotta work (crap I love saying that about skydiving) American Boogie, dude. LET'S GET IT ON! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 259 #23 June 20, 2003 Five pm and it never cleared. I even drove to Perris just in case. Stupid weather. Anybody gonna be out there tomorrow - if there's a chance of sunshine that is? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lummy 4 #24 June 21, 2003 Quote My man, it WAS too windy. Me and Clay were just jumping because we're stupid. LOL.. hey, Just cause I wasn't jumping in it, doesn't make it TOO windy ;) Vic was trying to talk her into it too, telling her that it's actually easier when it's windy..I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhreeZone 15 #25 June 21, 2003 Which would you rather have... the California summer fog or the midwest summer rain? Hint... it does'nt rain every day. (just 6 out of 7 lately )Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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skybytch 259 #8 June 20, 2003 Hey Bill. Bite me. Anybody know roughly what time the June gloom has been clearing lately??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canopywhore 0 #9 June 20, 2003 About 10am. At least that was last week when i was there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #10 June 20, 2003 QuoteHey Bill. Bite me. Hey. If I make fun of you, will you bite me too, or let me bite you? This sounds fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #11 June 20, 2003 Quote Hey. If I make fun of you, will you bite me too, or let me bite you? EWWWWW!!! Why in the WORLD would you want Bill to bite you?I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #12 June 20, 2003 Okay, it's after 10 am and it's still gloomy at my house. Someone sacrifice themselves and drink a beer or something dammit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #13 June 20, 2003 QuoteWhy in the WORLD would you want Bill to bite you? Lummy, you are clearly having context issues. I was referring to the Bytch. Don't worry, I'm not trying to disrupt your relationship with Bill. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #14 June 20, 2003 It's ok Justin... I won't let anyone know your little secret I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #15 June 20, 2003 When does that damn hella-serious jumbo way thing start, anyway? Friday? Damn, *Lisa have that airplane-driving ex of yours fly you up to the American boogie Thursday. Then get all scary-eyed and trackadelic and shit. JP *Evil Lisa/AKA Skybytch. Not MouthLisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #16 June 20, 2003 QuoteWhen does that damn hella-serious jumbo way thing start, anyway? Friday? Thursday. 8 am for those of us who are already waivered at Perris and paid in full. I'll be up your way sometime in early July. I promise. It's time to visit the airplane-driving, helicopter-fixing ex real soon anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #17 June 20, 2003 OK. Well, we'll have a mini-Bytch DZ.boogie whenever you get around to it. You were easier to pin down on this stuff back when you were a career-woman and all. Maybe Lodi, for when you get up, closer to Stockton and all, plus you'll be all gooey-eyed from getting pounced upon and pouncing. Dates. We got Lummy-ways and shit to plan. Good golly I am wound-up. Hooty-hoo! Beer tomorrow at Byron. My 500th! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #18 June 20, 2003 QuoteDates. We got Lummy-ways and shit to plan. No. Planning is not allowed. I refuse to commit to anything right now. I'll just show up. Byron is more likely; that's a nice easy flight from Stockton. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #19 June 20, 2003 plans schmans... who needs em....I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #20 June 20, 2003 Usually it starts with something like "Dude, you gonna be out on Saturday?". Pounding on my door at 3 AM is likely to result in weird stuff requiring medical attention, and helicopters. "How did this happen" "Well, I'd let her explain it, but she's outside having a smoke. Surgery? Really?" Stuff like that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #21 June 20, 2003 Quote"Dude, you gonna be out on Saturday?". Nope.. I'm moving, wanna help??? Sunday on the other hand. Course, she's already giving the excuse of " IF I'm too sore, I can't ya know" Goes along with the last time when it was "TOO WINDY*I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #22 June 20, 2003 My man, it WAS too windy. Me and Clay were just jumping because we're stupid. Ask anybody. I won't be out Sunday, I'm out Saturday. I'd love to help you move, but you gotta ask sooner. I gotta work (crap I love saying that about skydiving) American Boogie, dude. LET'S GET IT ON! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #23 June 20, 2003 Five pm and it never cleared. I even drove to Perris just in case. Stupid weather. Anybody gonna be out there tomorrow - if there's a chance of sunshine that is? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #24 June 21, 2003 Quote My man, it WAS too windy. Me and Clay were just jumping because we're stupid. LOL.. hey, Just cause I wasn't jumping in it, doesn't make it TOO windy ;) Vic was trying to talk her into it too, telling her that it's actually easier when it's windy..I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #25 June 21, 2003 Which would you rather have... the California summer fog or the midwest summer rain? Hint... it does'nt rain every day. (just 6 out of 7 lately )Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
