geanky 0 #1 June 26, 2003 i am looking for suggestions of things to do in my upcoming 14 hr plane ride...help me because i know i am going to be bored out of my mind right about now i wish i had an mp3 player or a portable dvd player learn to fly in 3d Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakydiver 0 #2 June 26, 2003 Bag the stewardess. Period. -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." -- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #3 June 26, 2003 Drugs... Heavy ones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakous 0 #4 June 26, 2003 Go into the bathroom every hour and masturbate! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #5 June 26, 2003 keep asking the stewartess if its exit alti. yet....if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #6 June 26, 2003 There's a new Harry Potter book out. 14 hours ought to be just about right.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geanky 0 #7 June 26, 2003 you can bet your ass i will try to join the mile high club for sure...the flight is going to be longer than most of my dates learn to fly in 3d Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #8 June 26, 2003 Dine on Mexican food before the flight. Sing "113,000,000 bottles of beer on the wall" ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geanky 0 #9 June 26, 2003 have the previous ones but haven't had time to read them so i might be a little lost...though i'll try lord of the rings learn to fly in 3d Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geanky 0 #10 June 26, 2003 i dine mexican food every night so i'm pretty much already used to it learn to fly in 3d Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
julesUK 0 #11 June 26, 2003 Quotei am looking for suggestions of things to do in my upcoming 14 hr plane ride... sit by the door nervously clutching your rig, looking at your watch regularly. If the plane has a moving map display study it intently and make sure all the passengers around you hear you ask the flight attendant how the door opens. Or just get pissed and pass out. Jules Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #12 June 26, 2003 Walk up and down the asile and say to passengers at random..bless you my child...if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #13 June 26, 2003 fart a lot and loudly! Go to wal-mart and get a portable DVD player. Return it after your trip.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakydiver 0 #14 June 26, 2003 I think I've done that to Mr WalMart at least a dozen times... Eat ten hits of acid and THEN get on the plane... ROFL -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." -- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #15 June 26, 2003 try to get on the plane with your rig on, and scream loudly at the stewardess flight attendant "for the love of allah, i must sit by the emergency exit!". should be good for loads of laughs."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #16 June 26, 2003 Quotei dine mexican food every night so i'm pretty much already used to it Maybe that has something to do with the length of your dates. You should light them when they come out. Your date will appreciate it and think you're charming."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #17 June 26, 2003 Quotetry to get on the plane with your rig on, and scream loudly at the stewardess flight attendant "for the love of allah, i must sit by the emergency exit!". should be good for loads of laughs. Careful, you saw what happened in Meet the Parents when Focker said bomb, bomb, bomb.... -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #18 June 26, 2003 gonna have to agree. set a new record for a 14 hour period. then you can post it on dz.com to see if anyone can / has beaten it. (the record - beaten the record). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites