Mad47 0 #1 July 3, 2003 My whuffo colleague is a very nice guy. He always informs me about skydiving incidents and frequently reminds that my projects will be taken care off if I go in. My whuffo colleague is familiar with math and statistics. He periodically calculates the probabilities of going in for certain jump numbers. Every Monday he looks at me and his eyes say: "Hm I am surprised you are still ok". My whuffo colleague saw the Good Staff and some RW videos. He even wanted to make a tandem jump at some point, but he decided not to after he called his mama and she warned him about the danger of jumping out of planes. I like my whuffo colleague. He makes a really good coffee. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #2 July 3, 2003 Tell his MAMA to jump!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #3 July 3, 2003 would that be the plot to "throw Mama from the plane"?____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #4 July 3, 2003 QuoteMy whuffo colleague saw the Good Staff Wow, is that a skydiving porno flick?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #5 July 3, 2003 Well, Good Stuff would be skydiving porn without the typo... Bad acting...no plot...lots of gratuitous skydiving sequences. That would be hardcore XXX skydiving porn, whereas your Cutaways would be softcore, Skynimax productions.A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad47 0 #6 July 3, 2003 LOL ... sounds like a good idea Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #7 July 3, 2003 so my AFP tape is amature then? I feel so exploited --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
panzwami 0 #8 July 3, 2003 QuoteHe always informs me about skydiving incidents.... The next time you see him, comment that you're surprised he wasn't killed in his car on the way to work this morning. After all, since he likes statistics, he should know that driving is *statistically* much more dangerous than skydiving. Make sure to tell him to be safe on his way home that evening, and that his work will be taken care of should something happen. Just my 27890 Turkish Lira. Matt ----- Wicked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #9 July 3, 2003 QuoteMy whuffo colleague is a very nice guy. No. He isn't. He sounds like a typical office drone cubical wanker. Which is what I believe your point was all along -- or at least I hope it was.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad47 0 #11 July 3, 2003 QuoteQuoteHe always informs me about skydiving incidents.... The next time you see him, comment that you're surprised he wasn't killed in his car on the way to work this morning. After all, since he likes statistics, he should know that driving is *statistically* much more dangerous than skydiving. Make sure to tell him to be safe on his way home that evening, and that his work will be taken care of should something happen. Not true. Simply comparing the numbers of incidents is not correct. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DTOXX 0 #12 July 3, 2003 Quote *statistically* much more dangerous than...Lies, damn lies and statistics. I have a fellow office worker who just yesterday heard that "someONE" died skydiving. Oh man.... ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 26 #13 July 3, 2003 Quote"someONE" died skydiving Dammm.. I know someone who skydives... was it him/her?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tbrown 26 #14 July 3, 2003 He sounds like a typical office drone cubical wanker. Is his name Milton ? Is he overly jealous of his red Swingline stapler ? Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #12 July 3, 2003 Quote *statistically* much more dangerous than...Lies, damn lies and statistics. I have a fellow office worker who just yesterday heard that "someONE" died skydiving. Oh man.... ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 26 #13 July 3, 2003 Quote"someONE" died skydiving Dammm.. I know someone who skydives... was it him/her?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #14 July 3, 2003 He sounds like a typical office drone cubical wanker. Is his name Milton ? Is he overly jealous of his red Swingline stapler ? Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #15 July 4, 2003 Hey, I assure you it wasn't me.A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andy2 0 #16 July 4, 2003 gotta love whuffos --------------------------------------------- let my inspiration flow, in token rhyme suggesting rhythm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
