John4455 0 #1 August 5, 2003 that today is my aniversary. 14 years ago I married my first wife. Divorced her 7 years later. I think that I will call her............... .....and tell her to kiss my a## How do ya like it Johnny? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #2 August 5, 2003 But at least you're not bitter...."Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #3 August 5, 2003 Holy ShiT! It took you this long to finally remember your anniversary. No wonder why you are divorced. Na, I wouldn't call her, but you could anonymously send her a bouquet of dead flowers to see if she remembers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #4 August 5, 2003 Boy you really take the 7 year itch thing a little too seriously. You stay marrried for 7 years. You stay divorced for 7 years. And now you want to call her? Weird man. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John4455 0 #5 August 5, 2003 Na I'm not bitter. Best thing that ever happened. After we split up I started skydiving. How do ya like it Johnny? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #6 August 5, 2003 Ther's an outfit that will send her a bouquet of real TURDS ,but I can't access it now. (Web blocker) ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raefordite 0 #7 August 5, 2003 Quotethat today is my aniversary. 14 years ago I married my first wife. Divorced her 7 years later. I think that I will call her............... Divorced - that's a special "D" license that usually costs a great deal more than what the USPA annual license renewel fee is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BBKid 0 #8 August 5, 2003 Quoteyou could anonymously send her a bouquet of dead flowers to see if she remembers. No no no - a bunch of sour grapes would be much more appropriate! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John4455 0 #9 August 5, 2003 Sounds like there are others out there that have been through the big D How do ya like it Johnny? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #10 August 5, 2003 Great Idea! Yesterday was my ex's birthday so I sent her a card and reminded her that she's getting older and still hasn't found anyone else (my wife and I will be celebrating our 5th anniversary this year). Petty, shallow, mean spirited, and it did improve my dayI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sneaky 0 #11 August 5, 2003 Well done bud!! I got in contact with my ex after 8 years...and my initial thought was ' fuck I was married to that !!! ' quite sad really as I was tanned and muscle toned to sweet F#¤k after a heavy skydiving season in Florida...and she was regretting treating me like shit and shagging my best mate!! They say good things come to those that wait....and that was my moment Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #12 August 5, 2003 But if you're really 2fat2fly, isn't the joke really on you? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #13 August 5, 2003 I disagree with you all, give her a call . . . . and include the "kiss my ass part" __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nubain1 0 #14 August 5, 2003 QuoteQuotethat today is my aniversary. 14 years ago I married my first wife. Divorced her 7 years later. I think that I will call her............... Divorced - that's a special "D" license that usually costs a great deal more than what the USPA annual license renewel fee is. Noooo Shit.That D license cost me 10k in attorneys fees for uncontested.All I asked for was visitation of my son.my truck and what was mine before we were married.I said she could have everything else.And it still cost me every penny I had. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GigaBuist 0 #15 August 6, 2003 QuoteNoooo Shit.That D license cost me 10k in attorneys fees for uncontested.All I asked for was visitation of my son.my truck and what was mine before we were married.I said she could have everything else.And it still cost me every penny I had. The rigger down at the DZ I'm at for student training gave me some pretty good advice on the same day he gave me my first packing tutorial. It went something like this: "If you ever get the urge to get married; go to the bar, find a good looking woman with no personality at all and just buy her a house and walk away. Just cut all the crap in the middle out and safe yourself some time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
