CrazyIvan 0 #1 September 10, 2003 ...I'm gonna be a millionaire SOON!!! I got this via email . Spam...gotta love it. QuoteFrom the desk of Ambrose Walik Please respond to confidential email: [email protected] Dear Friend, This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not yet met. The message could be strange but real if you pay some attention to I could have notified you about it at least for the sake of your integrity. Please accept my sincere apologies. In bringing this message of goodwill to you, I have to say that I have no intentions of causing you any embarrassment. A chain of events have led to my making you this offer, and these events, I believe very strongly, are not just coincidental. On December, 1998, A consultant/contractor with the Federal Ministry of Agriculture, Mr. Benjamin T. Chen; from Singapore, made a time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$7.000.000.00 (Seven Million United States Dollars At the time the deposit was made I was then the operations Manager of that branch. Upon maturity,( twelve months later ) The bank sent a routine notification to his forwarding address ( but even before we sent this notification the funds had been rolled over for the same tenure without instruction) but we got no reply. After a month, I took this issue up personally and sent another notification; this was also returned, and it was the third in a series. Finally I discovered from his contract employers, at the Federal Ministry of Agriculture that Ben Chen died in an airplane accident, in Kenya in march 1999. I wrote my report on this immediately and sent this in to our Head Office; Issues like this are normally handled by the Corporate Relations Department at the head office. My head office has not so far (after about four years) made any headway in tracing any possible liens on the account, and the Ministry has not been very helpful either ( it was while following up on this matter with the Ministry that I got your contact information. ) Interestingly Mr. Benjamin Chen declared a next kin( Freda Chen ) on his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank and from every information available, they had no children. I was able to establish that, this was his spouse, and she died in the same air mishap . This sum of US$9, 820.000.00 is the last value of investment on maturity, and at the end of this year his investment will amount to about8(US$9, 875.000.00 ) I now feel very strongly that no one will ever come forward to claim the funds. According to South African Law, at the expiration of 4 (four) years, the money will revert to the Government of South Africa, in trust for any future beneficiaries. I have never been able to find out exactly for how long the government can hold property or assets in trust, but it is now obvious from what I have found out, that our Government has never made a reversion of estate. Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you to stand in as the next of kin to Benjamin T. Chen , so that the fruits of this old man's labour will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials. I will require your forward your full names and address so that I can start working on a Will that will make you the principal beneficiary. I have an Attorney will work on this and prepare the necessary documents and affidavits which will put you in place as the next of kin . As soon as we get the will , we can then work towards getting Probate permission to devolve the estate and transfer the funds in question to any account you provide. A bank account in any part of the world which you will provide will then facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin. We will distribute the proceeds equally. I guarantee the successful execution of this transaction. I'll expect your response. Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction even better. Please observe utmost confidentiality, and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us. Best regards, Ambrose Waliki__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #2 September 10, 2003 Can you put me down for a couple hundred thou? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazyfrog 0 #3 September 10, 2003 if you could share a bit with a poor swiss skydiver... effort would be appreciated ---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 September 10, 2003 QuoteCan you put me down for a couple hundred thou? No problem.....how do you want it...$10's and $20's __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 September 10, 2003 I just want a quarter so i can buy a gumball. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #6 September 10, 2003 SWEEEEET! Want to buy me a new rig????~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #7 September 10, 2003 Ivan since we've given you somewhere to go (the titee bar) you could send me $20 fro everypost you made in thereMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #8 September 10, 2003 Baby...I told you that money doesn't matter as long as I have your love!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #9 September 10, 2003 QuoteBaby...I told you that money doesn't matter as long as I have your love! FOOL LOLMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #10 September 10, 2003 Just enough to get me out of debt... $22,000 will do the trick. And geewhiz... Thanks! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #11 September 10, 2003 QuoteBaby...I told you that money doesn't matter as long as I have your love! That's why I'm giving it away...all I need it's YOU __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #12 September 10, 2003 LOL i refer you to my previous replyMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #13 September 10, 2003 QuoteAll I need is YOU *Diva sings..."All you need is love..." and scampers through the field*"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #14 September 10, 2003 Quoteand scampers through the field Strawberry fields __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flypunk 0 #15 September 10, 2003 This is sooooo perfect, for you see I happen to be leaving to South Africa soon and knowing how you hate to deal with paperwork, I have the following proposition for you, if you provide me with your passport, drivers license, social security number credit card information and lets say 1,000 us $ cash for the trip expenses (of course), then I can find it within myself to save you the expense of all the tedious paperwork that taking a new identity would require for you, and in exchange I will give you "all" the money I receive from Ambrose, but then of course you know you can never trust those people trying to scam you, so just rest assure that I will be looking for your best interest. bwhahahhahahahaha ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #16 September 10, 2003 QuoteStrawberry fields Forever....."It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrenchyDiver 0 #17 September 10, 2003 Yo Ivan, Get the money and open a free DZ Hispas Brothers President HISPA #2, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #18 September 10, 2003 QuoteYo Ivan, Get the money and open a free DZ I'm way ahead of you...I'm searching for NICE locations as we speak __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #19 September 10, 2003 Damnit boy, can you have free gumball machines too?? Pleeeeze ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrenchyDiver 0 #20 September 10, 2003 Let's see sunny all year round, warm beaches (the mispelled kind counts too ), you got the general idea, I'll tend the bar Hispas Brothers President HISPA #2, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #21 September 10, 2003 hey man can you help me with my debt? i'm just a poor college student who tries to make a living talking to stupid people who either a) too dumb to own a computer b) don't speak our fucking language and then get offended when I ask them to repeat themselves. geez i hate my job... stupid freaking people, never never again will i work tech support!<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dbattman 0 #22 September 10, 2003 String him along! Have some fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #23 September 10, 2003 Hiya Vanya (Look! I'm a poet!), The good old "Nigerian Oil Money Scam". Yeah, sure, send him your personal details... Then once the will has been prepared you can send him your Bank Account Number. Then you can watch as your Bank Account empties and your mailbox fills with demands from credit companies you've never heard of! I also got one. I did reply along the lines of "Please find attached my personal & bank details as a scan of a recent bank statement"... The attachment was easily supplied from a Google search of "gay black porn" suitably banged out to 900Kb on Paintshop. I wanted to make sure that he got it so I sent it to him 200 times (isn't unmetered internet access wonderful). I never heard back - can't think why Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #24 September 10, 2003 QuoteHiya Vanya Cool...no one has called me that IN YEARS!!!, thanks. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #25 September 10, 2003 I recieved one similar to this last week.... from someone in South Africa. Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
