Keith 0 #1 October 22, 2003 As in heterosexual. No offense 123seeya. This is all in fun. That being said . . . Homosexuality has been getting all the attention around here lately. So my question is, if I've had sex with women before, does that make me het? And what if I work on my own car, like change the oil, change the breaks. Hell, I can replace a clutch and have even rebuilt a couple of engines. Am I at risk of becoming het? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,123 #2 October 22, 2003 Nah, you're way too good-looking and nice to be het Y'know, I've been out to Cali twice now, and still haven't gotten to meet you. Ah well, some day... Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #3 October 22, 2003 You are absolutely right. Next time you're out here, I'll make special effort to see you Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #4 October 22, 2003 I think you'd better go see a show, Keith. Sounds like you're getting dangerously close.Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #5 October 22, 2003 Have sex with the opposite sex, period. That's all it takes, nothing more. That said, every time I see Keith's avitar, I gotta remind myself I'm hetero, damnit!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #6 October 22, 2003 I'm starting to feel insecure. I scored 50% on the gay test and I had sex with a guy 22 years ago. My fingers are the wrong shape too. Maybe I shoud go get an MRI just to feel better.Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #7 October 22, 2003 Quote Am I at risk of becoming het? Well just make sure I am the first to know! No really everything is so sterotypical and in reality everyone is different, there are just alot with the same differances. For example everyone thinks skydivers do nothing but jump and after the jumping day is over we drink and drink until we pass out and eventually the sun comes back out and we jump some more. Now I know that is not true, we do have time to for procreation... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #8 October 22, 2003 Jeeees K, you better go for some retail therapy. your starting to sound pretty damn straight.. Talk of engines?? Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #9 October 22, 2003 QuoteHave sex with the opposite sex, period. That's all it takes, nothing more. Been there, done that. And it wasn't icky either QuoteThat said, every time I see Keith's avitar, I gotta remind myself I'm hetero, damnit! Thank you Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #10 October 22, 2003 QuoteMaybe I shoud go get an MRI just to feel better. What ever works for you. Some places prefer shock therapy Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #11 October 22, 2003 QuoteHave sex with the opposite sex, period. Whew! I'm straight then. Sorry about all the stupid claims I've made about being gay for the last 20 years. I was just wrong. Thanks, Jim! First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #12 October 22, 2003 QuoteWhew! I'm straight then. Sorry about all the stupid claims I've made about being gay for the last 20 years. Now you're in danger of having to live a "hetero lifestyle": Go to work, pay taxes, feed the family... Wait a sec. Oh shit!Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #13 October 22, 2003 QuoteJeeees K, you better go for some retail therapy. Yeah, I know. I know how to time an engine, gap spark plugs, gap points, etc., etc. Now you know why I'm so worried Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #14 October 22, 2003 QuoteQuoteHave sex with the opposite sex, period. Whew! I'm straight then. Sorry about all the stupid claims I've made about being gay for the last 20 years. I was just wrong. Thanks, Jim! Whoops! Sorry. I meant with the opposite sex exclusivly. Sorry about that Narci!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #15 October 22, 2003 i feel for you. It must be such a confusing time... perhaps go to some posh coffee house, read something intelectual and get a manicure...?Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #16 October 22, 2003 Need to locate that digital camera, then explain to the wife why I am taking topless pictures..........of myself. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #17 October 22, 2003 Okay: Here are the requirements, which I take from watching a few episodes of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" with my lady. 1) Don't know how to style your hair. 2) Dont' know how to use skin care products 3) "The straight-guy speed shave" 4) Keep a messy pad 5) Have a low-interest paint job on the pad 6) Have old unkempt furniture 7) Have the occasional good piece of artwork 8) Wear comfortable clothes in conservative colors, fit and tones 9) Hate cher and techno music 10) Hate Barbara Streisand 11) Have no idea about modern music 12) Can't dance 13) Knows nothign about food preparation 14) Knows nothng about how to present food properly 15) Needs a lot of help with wine 16) Needs help with cultural events 17) Doesn't know how to impress a chick. That's what I've learned identifies a straight man. Leave this whole digging chicks thing out of it. And I'm only 13 percent gay! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #18 October 22, 2003 Quotei feel for you. Well, maybe if you could just post that pic of your bum again I would feel soooo much better Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #19 October 22, 2003 QuoteWhoops! Sorry. I meant with the opposite sex exclusivly. Sorry about that Narci! You know, this seems so obviously right that only a fool would disagree. However, I know gay people who were married to women and/or had sex exclusively with women for years and years before finally getting the courage to live according to their gay nature. They would object to someone characterizing them as a straight person who suddenly became gay upon divorce. They use language like, "I was gay but I lived a lie." Or "I couldn't admit it to myself or others." They're always quite definite that they had been gay all along, but submitted to some external or internal pressure to mask it with heterosexual behaviors like marriage and sex. About 20 years ago I knew a man who came out to his wife, kids, and grandkids at age 72. He felt very silly for spending his entire adulthood pretending. He explained it was the nature of the times... First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #20 October 22, 2003 Quote1) Don't know how to style your hair. 2) Dont' know how to use skin care products 3) "The straight-guy speed shave" 4) Keep a messy pad 5) Have a low-interest paint job on the pad 6) Have old unkempt furniture 7) Have the occasional good piece of artwork 8) Wear comfortable clothes in conservative colors, fit and tones 9) Hate cher and techno music 10) Hate Barbara Streisand 11) Have no idea about modern music 12) Can't dance 13) Knows nothign about food preparation 14) Knows nothng about how to present food properly 15) Needs a lot of help with wine 16) Needs help with cultural events 17) Doesn't know how to impress a chick. 18) Thinks cinderblocks and milk crates are "furniture". 19) Has no idea what "taupe" and "mauve" are. 20) Only comprehends "sensitivity" in terms of their penis. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #21 October 22, 2003 OK, you do make a valid point. I guess there is more than just the act. There is also the desire. Do you desire both men and women, Maybe you're Bi. Do you only desire Women? Maybe you're hetero. Do you have sex with women but think about men? Maybe you're curious. It's just like they said for how do you know if you are gay. You just know. I just, well, don't know. I found out about 2 years ago that my father has been Bi his entire life. How's that for an eye opener?It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #22 October 22, 2003 QuoteY'know, I've been out to Cali twice now, and still haven't gotten to meet you. Ah well, some day... Oh my! Keith where do you jump? If it's San Diego, I have been there only twice, and I have ever met you either. (I don't think.) Btw, you are a very attractive man, gay or not. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #23 October 23, 2003 Jim, It's really sad that people hide their true sexual natures from themselves and others. It only increases the emotional toll when it finally comes out. I've known many people whose lives were lived in quiet desperation until they came out. I know others who've found minor homosexual outlets but still live 95% of their lives "undercover". They are truly depressed and hopeless people. They say things like, "I'll come out when I'm ready" which means, "I'll come out when I'm not scared anymore." But they never stop being scared of rejection. Then there are those whose lives explode in turmoil when they do come out. I hope your father's family and friends responded maturely. With all the gay people pretending to be straight, I wonder if there's many straight people pretending to be gay. Not many, I assume.... but maybe some. I'd feel equally sorry for them. First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #24 October 23, 2003 The odd thing is I'm quite solidly hetero. Really. Seriously. There may be a curious thought there on occasion, but I really do love my ladies. My father though, whew, Hid it from me completly for 30 years, and then I only know because I found a porn stash and he admitted it.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #25 October 23, 2003 QuoteThe odd thing is I'm quite solidly hetero. Really. Seriously. There may be a curious thought there on occasion, but I really do love my ladies. I'm sure that's true. And I'm quite solidly gay. Really. Seriously. There may be a curious thought there on occasion, but I really do love my man. I've even screwed chicks. Well, once. But I've wanted to more times than that, especially in college. There was even this one astoundly attractive woman who later told me she had a crush on me but backed off when she heard I was gay. Damnit! I wasn't THAT gay! Then there was a male college friend that I lusted after who dated and married a female college friend that I lusted after... Oh man... That made for some long nights alone thinking about it... First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
