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KawiZX900

god damn women....

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know what I mean? Jesus, Mary & Joseph........

if you want the dirty details PM me and I'll give you the scoop.

Looking to vent to one of you lovely ladies of dz.com.....

Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

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I hear ya. Don't need the details, I'm sure I can guess. I've been single for 3 years, intentionally. Thought I'd give it a shot being in a relationship again. Now I've had a gf for about a month and I'm starting to remember why I made that choice.

Why can't girls be satisfied with a monagamous, steady, casual dating relationship?

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It is a want thing...She wants your time and you want your time too...
She says: youre never here, or something along those lines and you say so, I'm (doing whatever).

Yep...

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Sky Diver Divorce Syndrome.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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He's a good one for you "older" guys.

Why is it for years when you want to fool around and she says "I'm tired" your suppose to understand but the first time you say that you get the "I must be ugly, your having an affair........"

Life and the other sex, isn't it grand

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What I've been getting lately is, I try to initiate a little hanky panky, she says I'm treating her like a cheap fuck. I don't read her mind and know when she wants to get it on, and I apparently think she's ugly, or I'm cheating on her.



Whoa, dude! Um, she actually said you're treating her like a cheap fuck? Are you? If not, maybe you should consider breaking that up if it's already pissy after a month. jmo. She said you think she's ugly and she thinks your cheating? That's the thing about sleeping together too soon, there is not enough trust in the beginning to hold it together if one person isn't sure what the other is doing with their time. Not to say i'm not guilty of this, just saying that that's the problem with it.

Angela.



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My ex-wife (who really wasn't a bad person, just wrong for me) expected me to read her mind and know when to put the moves on her. If I didn't, or did at the wrong time, there was emotional hell to pay. I never figured it all out, except I DID figure out we weren't meant to be together. It was more than the intimacy issue, it was about compatibility.
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"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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Why can't girls be satisfied with a monagamous, steady, casual dating relationship?


ROFL

Monagamous and casual don't go together well.



Why the hell not? Just because I want to have a monogamous relationship and not screw around with anyone else, and want the same in return, why can't it be casual? Why can't it be dating and doing planned things together? It's not like I'm a cheap guy. I'm more than willing to spring for dinner or whatever to go out a few nights a week. But why do I have to do my laundry with you?

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But why do I have to do my laundry with you?



Especially when she can do it FOR you. ;)

KIDDING! Totally kidding!
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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I try to initiate a little hanky panky, she says I'm treating her like a cheap fuck.


What else do you do with her besides fuck?



Let's see....in the month we've been going out.....6 flags, hiking at hawk mountain, dinner 2-3 times a week, haunted hay ride, 6 hour drive to Pittsburgh for the weekend to meet her parents,....

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Why can't it be dating and doing planned things together?


You have to find the right person to get that. "Most" single women would like to find someone to be serious about - and to them serious means living together and/or eventual marraige.

You gotta be 100% clear up front about not planning to live with and/or marry anyone. And you'll probably have to repeat those statements over and over, cuz "most" women aren't going to believe you.

There are women out there who'd prefer exactly what you describe. Lots of them are skydivers. ;)

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What I've been getting lately is, I try to initiate a little hanky panky, she says I'm treating her like a cheap fuck. I don't read her mind and know when she wants to get it on, and I apparently think she's ugly, or I'm cheating on her.



Whoa, dude! Um, she actually said you're treating her like a cheap fuck? Are you? If not, maybe you should consider breaking that up if it's already pissy after a month. jmo. She said you think she's ugly and she thinks your cheating? That's the thing about sleeping together too soon, there is not enough trust in the beginning to hold it together if one person isn't sure what the other is doing with their time. Not to say i'm not guilty of this, just saying that that's the problem with it.

Angela.



Well, the cheap fuck comment was after about a half dozen shots and a day before her period....otherwise I would have dropped her ass for that episode. She's kind of bitchy in general, but that kind of turns me on. We've only had one argument, and that was it, and we were both hammered. So, I let it go. But if that kind of things starts becoming common, I'll definitely cut away.

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6 hour drive to Pittsburgh for the weekend to meet her parents,....
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Mistake. You're now a "serious boyfriend."



LOL! Yeah, what she said!



TOTALLY
"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
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"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

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MAN, that "cheap fuck" comment would have really pissed me off! In fact I am getting bent just thinking about it!....................I think I would have lost it with her on that one and then really treat her like a cheap fuck......and then put a little porno fuck into it just for fun........see how she likes that!>:( And the damn period thing makes no difference.

"Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance,
others mean and rueful of the western dream"

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