Jessica 0 #1 December 4, 2003 Person I don't know that well: I heard you were hurt! What happened?! Jessica: Um, well, I had an accident and broke my pelvis. PIDKTW: An accident? Was it a car wreck? Jessica: Actually it was skydiving. PIDKTW: ...Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #2 December 4, 2003 tell em to fuckoff. You have real friends elsewhere anyway. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #3 December 4, 2003 Quotetell em to fuckoff. You have real friends elsewhere anyway. I second this.. Tell them to fuck off in the most wordy way possible!! Oh and let us know what words and sentences you used. I normaly just plagerize you when I'm cutting people down.. You just have this fantastic way of doing it. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #4 December 4, 2003 I would have said oh yeah the car pulled out in front of me in freefall! Then watch the smoke rise tfrom their ears. There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #5 December 4, 2003 A bedroom accident did you say? Was it the quadruple leg lock huck a buck? Don't sweat it is what I say. Don't wory now... be happy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Yoshi 0 #6 December 4, 2003 ok punk ass I am in a training class at work and just busted up...now everyone is looking at me like I am crazy for laughing about mortgagee and morgagor discrepacies on titlework! -yoshi_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #7 December 4, 2003 People can say some of the meaniest things; can't they?.....that sucks! I'm sendin ya some **VIBES&HUGZ**~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Faber 0 #8 December 4, 2003 sorry i dont understand most of the rest from this tread... why would it sounds like a huge lie? what did the person say after you said it were a skydive? im sure if the person knew you jump,he/she would understand...if not why care? Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 2,463 #9 December 4, 2003 Oh, just make something up then. "I was attacked by a large cartoon mouse in a theme park." "It happened during an intense BDSM scene." "I'm testing some new hip replacements I developed." "Got hit by a meteor." "I tried to bend all the way over to . . . you know." "Was attacked by a gang of high tech hooligans on Segways." "I was just walking by this grassy knoll, and the next thing you know, like 17 people fired at me. But only one of them hit me." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflygoddess 0 #10 December 4, 2003 Quote"I tried to bend all the way over to . . . you know." Nice! I am going to remember that one if I ever need it at the ER... Hopefully I will never need it... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #11 December 4, 2003 Quote"It happened during an intense BDSM scene." Hm. This actually sounds more plausible than skydiving. The bottom. It's a perilous place.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 259 #12 December 4, 2003 QuoteQuote"It happened during an intense BDSM scene." Hm. This actually sounds more plausible than skydiving. The bottom. It's a perilous place. OMG. My ribs hurt now. There's Vanilla Coke all over the monitor. I haven't laughed that hard in months. Thanks. I needed that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jb092 0 #13 December 4, 2003 I broke my back 6 years ago on a bad landing, I got tired of explianing it to people and started saying "I got hit by a bus while playing in traffic." What could possibly go wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 1,672 #14 December 5, 2003 Some years ago my foot slipped while I was leaning far over a snooker (pool) table trying to make a difficult shot. Tore a ligament in my ankle and had to use a cane for about 2 weeks. Very awkward explaining to everyone I met that I did it playing snooker. I suppose tiddleywinks would have been worse.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Yoshi 0 #6 December 4, 2003 ok punk ass I am in a training class at work and just busted up...now everyone is looking at me like I am crazy for laughing about mortgagee and morgagor discrepacies on titlework! -yoshi_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #7 December 4, 2003 People can say some of the meaniest things; can't they?.....that sucks! I'm sendin ya some **VIBES&HUGZ**~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #8 December 4, 2003 sorry i dont understand most of the rest from this tread... why would it sounds like a huge lie? what did the person say after you said it were a skydive? im sure if the person knew you jump,he/she would understand...if not why care? Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,463 #9 December 4, 2003 Oh, just make something up then. "I was attacked by a large cartoon mouse in a theme park." "It happened during an intense BDSM scene." "I'm testing some new hip replacements I developed." "Got hit by a meteor." "I tried to bend all the way over to . . . you know." "Was attacked by a gang of high tech hooligans on Segways." "I was just walking by this grassy knoll, and the next thing you know, like 17 people fired at me. But only one of them hit me." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #10 December 4, 2003 Quote"I tried to bend all the way over to . . . you know." Nice! I am going to remember that one if I ever need it at the ER... Hopefully I will never need it... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #11 December 4, 2003 Quote"It happened during an intense BDSM scene." Hm. This actually sounds more plausible than skydiving. The bottom. It's a perilous place.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #12 December 4, 2003 QuoteQuote"It happened during an intense BDSM scene." Hm. This actually sounds more plausible than skydiving. The bottom. It's a perilous place. OMG. My ribs hurt now. There's Vanilla Coke all over the monitor. I haven't laughed that hard in months. Thanks. I needed that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jb092 0 #13 December 4, 2003 I broke my back 6 years ago on a bad landing, I got tired of explianing it to people and started saying "I got hit by a bus while playing in traffic." What could possibly go wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,672 #14 December 5, 2003 Some years ago my foot slipped while I was leaning far over a snooker (pool) table trying to make a difficult shot. Tore a ligament in my ankle and had to use a cane for about 2 weeks. Very awkward explaining to everyone I met that I did it playing snooker. I suppose tiddleywinks would have been worse.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
